On a cloudy morning, a small island floating in the dome on the east side of City D disappeared.

It could also be dusk, and the whole process was silent and no one knew.

The sun hid behind the thick inky clouds, and with the sea fog wrapped tightly one after another, no one could tell the difference between day and night, east and west, north and south.

Just south of the vanishing island, a figure walked out of the white sea mist, revealing Sima Bei's depressed face.

"Ahh

Sima Bei sneezed heavily, slowly stood in front of the archway at the entrance of the village, rubbed his nose and said, "It's really unlucky, even if you lose your wallet, you can even lose yourself!" That bastard's three hands don't know where they were washed away, don't die in the sea, my bank card and ID card are in my wallet! Raised his eyes and looked at the three words of the bad guy village on the wooden sign, and his eyebrows wrinkled slightly, "This name is really straightforward, and most of it is an Internet celebrity village......

At this moment, a shirtless young man wearing only a pair of fancy green shorts pinched a handful of leaflets, suddenly jumped out from a corner, glanced at Sima Bei, and muttered with bright eyes, "Hey, a newcomer is here...... cleared his throat, and walked towards Sima Bei with a smile on his face, "Sir, welcome to the bad guy village, do you want to know about swimming fitness?" ”

Sima Bei was stunned, and said in his heart that I had been soaking in the sea for several days, and I was swimming a fart, coughed twice, shook his head and refused, "No need, my body is very healthy." ”

The young man pursed his mouth, pulled out a handful of leaflets from his pants pocket on the back of his buttocks, squeezed out a smile again, and said, "Do you want to stay in a hotel?" I have 8888 sea view suites here, and 888 affordable cottages, which can be discounted for three consecutive days! ”

Sima Bei glanced at the flyer with the big wave beauty printed on the young man's hand, and said with a strange expression, "Are you a serious hotel?" ”

"It depends on the needs of the guests," the young man in shorts said with a wicked smile, "If you want to stay in a serious room, then it is a serious hotel, you want to be serious...... There are also some energetic little shows in it! ”

Sima Bei raised his eyebrows, "How energetic?" ”

The young man in shorts narrowed his eyes, "It's very energetic!" ”

Sima Bei crooked his mouth and thought about it, and from the hand of the young man in shorts, he took a flyer labeled 888 yuan, and said lightly, "I'll think about it for a while." ”

"Don't think about it, I'm the only one doing the hotel business on this island, so there's no need to shop around!" The young man in shorts seemed to see through Sima Bei's thoughts, and said unhurriedly, "If you don't have enough cash on you, you can also mortgage other things, the price is negotiable!" ”

Sima Bei folded the flyer and put it in his pocket, but still shook his head and said, "Don't worry, it's not dark yet." ”

"Okay! Come here and look for me when you think about it, I've always been ...... After working all day, I didn't even eat, and it was difficult to do business......" The young man in shorts seemed to have given up on continuing to promote, took out two biscuits from his pocket, devoured one by himself, looked at Sima Bei, and handed over another biscuit, "Do you want to make it on the hour, I made it myself, and the materials are very sufficient!" ”

"Thank you......" Sima Bei wanted to refuse politely, but his stomach called at this time, smiled awkwardly, swallowed back the word "kindness" at the back, took the biscuit, and for the sake of prudence, he just licked it gently, and gave a thumbs up to the young man in shorts, "Well, it tastes good, it's very sweet!" ”

A strange smile appeared on the corner of the young man in shorts, "It's good to be sweet, life is so bitter, you should eat more sweet......"

Sima Bei noticed that there was something wrong with the smile of the young man in shorts, so he looked down at the biscuit in his hand, and just wanted to say something, his brain was groggy, and his vision became more and more blurred.

The young man in shorts squatted down, glanced at the biscuit, and sighed lightly, "It's a pity, you should eat it, thanks to Ben this time......" Then he groped around Sima Bei's body, and after searching for a long time, he didn't find his wallet, so he only took out a watch from his pocket, stared at the inner pocket of Sima Bei's tattered clothes, and said with a gloomy face, "Ma Dan, I also lost a lot, it turned out to be a second-hand product!" ”

Sima Bei tried hard to open his eyes a slit, watching the young man in shorts take the watch, and finally even the leaflet was taken back, and he opened his mouth, but because of the numbness of his tongue, he didn't say anything, so he had to shout in his heart, I bought a watch last year, it was not my watch, one person was robbed and one person was responsible, can you leave that watch! Not really...... You can rob you!

"Don't be nervous, the biscuit is not poison, it's just an anesthetic...... Pure natural anesthetic, pollution-free, no harm to the body...... Lie here with peace of mind, and you will be alive again in a while......" The young man in shorts thought that Sima Bei was worried that he would kill him after making money, so he explained a few words casually, then turned around and walked away crookedly.

Sima Bei could only watch the young man in shorts leave, he couldn't even scold the last two sentences, he had been lying under the archway of the bad guy village like a salted fish, until the sea fog gradually became thinner, the sun sprinkled down again, and he felt the crisp itch of the sun shining on his face, his fingers trembled slightly, and he was finally able to raise his arm again, patted away the wind and sand on his face, and slowly got up from the ground, and looked at the direction of the young man in shorts leaving with resentment, and said with a pale face, "Little rabbit, don't let me catch you, Otherwise, you will know what it is really good to know! ”

Glancing at the wooden sign of the bad guy village again, Sima Bei let out a long sigh, and stepped into the village weakly, marching aimlessly.

I don't know how long I walked, and I don't know how long I had to walk.

But he knew he had to move forward, he had to find the watch, and if he lost it, he would be missing.

A detective who was helping his employer investigate a missing person loses himself, which will become the biggest joke in the entire detective circle!

Gotta find that shameless jerk in shorts! Take back what belongs to you!

But there was no one on the way, only those old and dilapidated wooden houses stood on both sides of the road, as if they were welcoming Sima to the north.

Just as Sima Bei was getting more and more irritable, he suddenly heard an oop from around the corner, and then quickened his pace and walked over, taking a closer look.

I saw a beautifully dressed woman sitting on the ground, pouting, frowning, gently kneading her left ankle with her hand, indescribably pitiful.

Sima Bei coughed lightly and asked with a concerned face, "Did you hurt your foot?" ”

The woman nodded, and said in a coquettish voice, "I don't know when there was a stone missing here, I accidentally stumbled it......" looked Sima Bei up and down on the side face, and flashed her big eyes a few times, "You look a little strange on your face, are you just coming to the village?" ”

Sima Bei smiled slightly, and said solemnly, "It's not very lucky, I was originally at a yacht party, but who knew that suddenly there was a demon wind on the sea, and I was washed here...... Let's not talk about this for a while, I'll help you twist it, I used to learn a few bruises in my hometown, and it just came in handy. ”

The woman pursed her red lips, raised her left foot and stretched out to Sima Bei, and said with a coquettish face, "Then it's bothering you......"

Sima Bei glanced at the woman's slender and white thighs, swallowed his saliva quietly, and wriggled the woman's left foot while smiling, "Don't bother, it's fun to help others!" I'm here to go...... Is it this way? ”

"Hmmm......"

"Does it hurt?"

"A little."

"I'll push a little harder, if you feel pain, tell me......"

"Well, I should be able to bear it."

Sima Bei took a deep breath, pinched the woman's left foot with a hand that suddenly exerted force, and showed his unique skills with a serious face.

The woman bit her lip lightly, and from time to time she let out a coquettish hum or two, and after about a minute, she retracted her left foot, slowly stood up, moved her left foot a few times, and said softly, "It doesn't seem to hurt anymore, your technique is so good...... Thank you very much! ”

Suddenly, the woman seemed to be moving her left foot too much, one center of gravity was unstable, her body was slightly tilted, and she fell forward with a disgraced face.

Sima Bei's eyes were quick, and he immediately stepped forward, supported the woman's body, and said softly, "Be careful, don't hold on to it anymore." ”

The woman secretly withdrew her right hand that had been put into Sima Bei's pocket, a trace of disappointment flashed in her eyes, she lowered her head and hummed softly.

Just when Sima Bei wanted to say goodbye to the woman, a crisp voice sounded behind Sima Bei, "Uncle, do you want to buy flowers?" ”

Sima Bei turned his head with a smile, looked at the little girl who came behind him at some point, looked at the wildflowers in the flower basket in the little girl's hand, waved his hand and said, "Don't buy it, don't buy it." ”

The little girl glanced at the woman who fell into Sima Bei's arms, tilted her head, and said to Sima Bei, "Your girlfriend is so beautiful, buy her one!" ”

The woman immediately left Sima Bei's arms with her cheeks crimson, but she didn't justify her relationship with Sima Bei, she just pursed her lips and looked ashamed.

Sima Bei didn't seem to notice the woman's demeanor, tried hard to keep the smile on his face, still waved his hand, and argued, "Don't buy it, don't buy it, we're not boyfriend and girlfriend......"

The little girl pursed her lips, snorted, and interrupted Sima Bei's words, "I can't afford to buy a flower, stingy ghost, drink cold water, you deserve to be a single dog!" ”

The smile on Sima Bei's face froze, and his eyes widened and said, "Huh! You kid, how can you talk, you can't afford to buy a flower, today I have to let you see my financial resources......" gritted his teeth and pointed to the flower basket in the little girl's hand, "How much does this basket cost?" ”

"You're going to buy all this basket of flowers?" The little girl looked at Sima Bei in surprise, like looking at a fat lamb.

Sima Bei's nostrils turned to the sky and said, "What...... Are you still not a limited edition? ”

"No, no," said the little girl, with a happy face, "it's only the first time I've seen such a wealthy ......."

"Of course it's rough! Say, how much is it in total? Don't discount it, I don't buy discounted things! ”

"Exquisite! I have a total of 16 flowers, plus this basket...... You just give 1688 and get lucky! ”

"1688......" Sima Bei almost bit his tongue and said in shock, "These wildflowers are also worth 1688?" ”

The little girl squinted at Sima Bei, "Can't you?" You can't afford it, can you? ”

"Who can't afford it!" Sima Bei stiffened his neck and said, "I just didn't have that much cash on me, and my wallet fell into the sea...... However, I can give you an IOU and wait until I get back ......."

"Phew!" The little girl took a sip lightly, interrupted Sima Bei's words again rudely, and said disdainfully, "Don't you just want to prostitute for nothing!" If you don't have money, you can still fill the young master, the pig's nose is stuck in the onion, what kind of elephant is pretending! ”

Sima Bei's face turned red suddenly, "You broken child, don't talk if you can't speak, why are you prostituting for nothing, I call it advanced consumption......"

The little girl glanced at the woman next to her meaningfully, puffed out her cheeks and said to Sima Bei, "I have seen a lot of people like you, a typical loan to fall in love, and when you coax people to get it, these arrears will become joint debts of husband and wife, which is equivalent to taking a daughter-in-law without spending a penny...... When the time comes, you get tired of it, you kick people away again, throw down a mess, and live happily by yourself, and say that you are not a prostitute for nothing! ”

Sima Bei glanced at the woman whose face was getting more and more ugly with his spare eyes, and when he felt that his face was hot, he said urgently, "Don't say it!" I buy! I'll buy it now, no credit! Take this coat on my body and exchange it for a flower for you, and you won't succeed! ”

The little girl reached out and pinched the corner of Sima Bei's coat, and smashed her mouth a few times, "The material is so-so, forget it...... When I do a good deed today, I'll sell you one cheaply! He picked out a wildflower from the basket at random, handed it to Sima Bei, and said in a flat tone, "What are you waiting for, take it off quickly!" ”

Sima Bei gritted his teeth, took the wildflower, simply took off his coat neatly, and handed it to the little girl with a reluctant face, "Put it away, this is a famous brand, I will redeem it when I withdraw the money in a few days!" ”

The little girl casually put Sima Bei's coat into the flower basket, squinted her eyes and smiled, "Let's talk about it...... You are earning today, my flower is a year to bloom, the variety is peculiar, ten miles of fragrance, don't believe you smell, the fragrance of each petal is different! ”

Sima Bei pursed his mouth disappreciatively, took the wildflower to his nose and sniffed it gently, and said in surprise, "Huh? It's really fragrant......" twitched his nose a few more times, and sniffed carefully, "This fragrance is quite strong, and some ...... it"

Before he finished speaking, Sima Bei rolled his eyes and fell straight backwards, the corners of his mouth twitching constantly.

The gorgeous woman and the little girl next to her glanced at each other, then squatted down, pursed a smile on her lips, and pulled off Sima Bei's clothes and pants little by little, leaving only a pair of bottoms before stopping.

The little girl smiled and picked up the wildflower again, and looked at Sima Beidao, who was full of indignation, "Such a big person, I don't know that the more beautiful things are, the more dangerous they are, you deserve to be unlucky!" ”

"Don't say that we are inhumane, leave you a little to cover up your ugliness, next time you can have a snack, when you meet women and children in this village, remember to stay away......" The woman glared at the little girl, drew a few circles on Sima Bei's chest with her right index finger, and reminded her softly, then stood up, hugged Sima Bei's clothes and pants, twisted into another alley, and disappeared out of Sima Bei's sight......

After a long time, the sky gradually darkened, Sima Bei sat up in shock, looked at his naked body, clenched his fists and said, "There is no one to care, blatantly robbing in broad daylight, even the clothes and pants on his body are not spared!" ”

Suddenly, a beam of light pierced from behind Sima Bei.

"What the hell are you howling here!" A middle-aged man wearing a police uniform, carrying a shovel and an oil lamp, slowly stood three steps away from Sima Bei, and asked coldly.

Sima Bei turned his head to look, and his eyes were fixed on the alarm on the chest of the middle-aged man with eight-character eyebrows, "549527...... Are you a police officer? ”

The man with eight eyebrows glanced left and right, saw that there was no one else around, the corners of his mouth hooked up a smile with incomprehensible meaning, took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, pinched out one, turned on the lampshade of the oil lamp, lit the crumpled cigarette, took a sharp breath, slowly spit out a few smoke rings, stared at Sima Bei's face, and said lightly, "No...... I'm just a security guard. ”

"Your security overalls are quite similar to police uniforms...... Sima Bei suddenly caught a glimpse of the dark red marks on the edge of the shovel in the man's hand, and he was shocked, and quietly moved his ass back a little, picked up a stone and hid it behind him, but his face was full of smiles, and he snorted at the shovel, "You shoveled this way, pay attention next time, don't shovel too hard...... Look at the potholes, there was a beautiful woman who was bent on her feet just now. ”

The man with eight eyebrows glanced at the shovel in his hand and shook his head, "No, this is a ...... used to dig holes" Suddenly put the cigarette pestle on his right hand on a scar on the back of his left hand, crushed it twice, threw away the cigarette butt casually, bent down in front of Sima Bei, and said with a smile, "Today is the Arbor Day on the island!" ”

"Spring has long passed, isn't it too late to plant trees?"

"It's not too late, it's not too late, ten years of trees, a hundred years of people, this is a long-term plan......" The man with eight eyebrows suddenly picked up the shovel and said with a sad smile.

"Treants? You're bad and violent......" Sima Bei's face turned pale, and he quickly bounced up from the ground, pinched the stone tightly, and slammed it into the face of the man with eight eyebrows.

The man's pupils shrank, and he hurriedly raised the shovel in front of him.

Dangdang! The crisp clatter of shovels rang out around the corner of the alley!

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