Chapter 14: Listen to you
"Of course I know what it is......"
In the early morning of the next day, by a clear stream, in the fragrance of birds and flowers, Long You watched the man with eight eyebrows take off the dusty ear, and said in shock, "But it's the first time I've seen someone who can take off the ear and clean it!" ”
The man with the eight-eyebrow gently shook his ears that were cleaned in the stream, and pursed his mouth and said, "Haven't you heard of washing your ears?" I shouldn't be the first person to wash my ears like this, and I probably won't be the last. ”
Long You suddenly remembered the ear that grew on the wall in Haiyan's house, blinked his eyes and said, "That's right...... I've seen the wall have ears before, and the ears on that wall are also a left ear. ”
The man with eight-eyebrow eyes lit up when he heard this, and hurriedly asked, "On which wall?" ”
Long Youzhi said, "In someone else's house...... Why do you ask this, even if that ear matches your ear, it can't grow back into your face. ”
Bazi Mei sighed lightly, "Even if it can't grow back, I'll keep it hidden, and when I die, I can be regarded as a whole corpse!" If you will tell me where that ear is, I will treat you to a good meal, with wine and meat. ”
When Long You heard the word wine and meat, he couldn't help swallowing his saliva, hesitated for a moment, and finally replied honestly, "In the village of good people, there is a small courtyard, in which a crooked-necked tree is planted, and the tree is full of cats, and there is a cabinet in a room facing the tree...... The innermost side of the cabinet without a plank is the wall of the house, and the left ear I am talking about is on that wall. ”
The man with eight eyebrows narrowed his eyes and said, "You're from the Good People Village?" ”
Long You thought that the good guy village and the bad guy village were in the same situation, and immediately explained, "Just passing by!" I'm actually new to this island, and I don't know anyone from Good People Village. ”
"Why are you so nervous...... the man with eight eyebrows pouted, "I was originally from the Good People Village, in fact, except for outsiders like you, everyone else here is from the Good People Village." It's just that later, some people had a different concept from the good guy village, or made mistakes, so they were kicked out, and then built a bad guy village here. ”
"Then did you have a different concept from the Good People Village, or did you make a mistake?"
"Neither...... My story is complex and melancholy, and it takes wine to tell it. ”
Long You pursed his lips and said, "Isn't this just right, you just said that you would take me to have a meal of wine and meat, we can talk slowly!" ”
The man with eight eyebrows glanced at Long You's slick body, smashed his mouth and said, "Okay, it's too uncivilized for you to be naked, the biggest difference between people and beasts is that people know how to wear clothes...... Let's go, I still have a security uniform there, so I'll give it to you to cover your shame, after all, we are friends, and you are so honest, I like to be friends with honest people...... By the way, Sima Bei, what did you do outside before? ”
Long You coughed lightly and said with a serious face, "Actually, I am a police officer, and I spend most of my time undercover in the theft gang, so I should be regarded as working two jobs." ”
"Infernal Affairs," the man with eight eyebrows shrugged his nose, "I'm very good at this kind of drama, if I have the opportunity to leave this island, maybe we can be colleagues." ”
Long You was surprised, "You still know Infernal Affairs, I thought this island was isolated from the world, and it was still a primitive society." ”
"As long as you are in this world, how can you be isolated from the world...... Every year, people are washed up on the island, and they bring a lot of things, such as televisions, prop boxes, big cruise ships, etc., ......"
"Do you have a cell phone?"
"Of course there is...... It's just that the thing seems to have gotten into the water, and it shattered after a few hits without being beaten. ”
"What are you hammering it for?"
"A few clicks on the TV can come out, and the mobile phone is also a machine, and the reason is the same."
"It's not at all, okay! Wait, you just said that the figure can come out after a few clicks on the TV, and there is electricity in this village? ”
"Nonsense, if there is no electricity, what do I think of Infernal Affairs...... There is a large generator in this village, which was made by the first person who wandered here, and it was originally planned to use that generator to bring the villagers back to land, but unfortunately he died too early, and his son was not angry, and he did not learn all the skills, and when it came to his grandson's generation, he simply lay down. Now that generator can barely support everyone for more than ten minutes a day, and you can watch an episode of Pleasant Goat......"
"Just have electricity! Big brother, do you have a mobile phone that hasn't been smashed? ”
"There is a chrysanthemum brand, which is very resistant to hammering and has not been broken."
"Sure enough, it's still domestic! Big brother, can you lend me that chrysanthemum brand mobile phone? ”
"No problem, it's a pile of junk thrown there anyway...... Don't call me big brother, they're all friends, so you can call me Ren Cai. ”
"Talent? It's a fitting name......"
The two of them walked towards a small courtyard next to the prison in the Bad Guy Village, and they gossiped about each other.
And in the alley next to the street where the two were located, Sima Bei led the starfish, followed behind the Taoist priest Yang Bucheng and the priest, and slowly walked towards the entrance of the bad guy village.
It just so happened that at a certain moment, Long You and Sima Bei suddenly stopped, and then looked sideways at the wall next to them, but finally shook their heads and staggered.
Haixing tilted his neck to look at Sima Bei and asked in a low voice, "Wu Yesu, why did you stop just now?" ”
Sima Bei touched his nose and said, "It's nothing...... Maybe I didn't sleep well last night, and I seem to have auditory hallucinations just now, and I always feel like the bastard is chirping around here. ”
The starfish sighed softly, suddenly remembered something, and lowered his voice a little lower, "Wu Yesu, aren't we going to find someone?" Why follow them to the beach? ”
Sima Bei explained softly, "That bastard wants to row back, and he will inevitably go to the beach, this Taoist priest and the priest are familiar with the route, follow them to avoid some detours, and go to the Taoist priest's private pond to catch a fish, and only when you are full will you have the strength to find someone." He glanced at the starfish and let out a long sigh, "Starfish, after eating the grilled fish later, you can go back to the Good People Village, a child will not come home for too long, and the parents will be worried." ”
Starfish lowered her head and said with a disappointed face, "Wu Yesu, don't you want me to protect you?" ”
"I'm Wu Yesu, I don't need your protection," Sima Bei touched Haixing's head and said with relief, "You go back first, I'll look for you again in a few days." ”
Haixing's eyes lit up again, and he looked up at Sima Beidao, "Are you really going to come to me?" ”
Sima Bei smiled and nodded, "Of course, you are my most faithful and intelligent believer, if I go to the Good People Village, I will definitely look for you." ”
Starfish clapped his hands and said with joy, "I am the most faithful and intelligent believer in Wu Yesu!" ”
The Taoist priest glanced back at Sima Bei, and spit out two words with disdain on his face, "Divine stick." ”
The priest looked envious and said, "This is the power of faith." ”
Soon the men regained their silence and walked on their own minds, until they came to the nearest stream to the entrance of the village.
The Taoist priest glanced vigilantly left and right, then suddenly squatted down, grabbed a few grasses on the ground, and pulled them hard.
Wow! A boxy piece of turf was suddenly lifted high.
A boxy pool is revealed.
Taoist priest Yang Bucheng hugged his arms, raised his chin and said, "See, this is a pet that I have kept for many years, and I have been reluctant to eat it, so I will give you a taste today!" ”
The priest tugged at Yang Cheng's sleeve, coughed dryly, and asked, "What pet do you have?" ”
Yang Bucheng pointed to the pool in front of him and said, "Don't you see, such a big ......" Just halfway through speaking, he suddenly caught a glimpse of the empty pool, and was startled, "What about my fish!" ”
Sima Bei sneered, "In the past, I thought that the emperor's new clothes could only exist in the story, but I didn't expect to experience the big fish of the Taoist priest in person today, which is wonderful!" ”
Yang Bucheng blushed, gritted his teeth and said, "I really raised a big fish here before...... It's more than three meters long, and one person can't eat it all! ”
The priest gestured a cross on his chest, closed his eyes, and prayed, "For the Father, according to His gift and good pleasure, allows us, the Great Fish Sister, to return to its homeland in comfort, which did not exist and is now ...... It still does not exist, and we know that all traces of its life will be wiped away, leaving only its aftertaste in the hands of the living and merciful Father...... Amen! ”
Sima Bei shook his head and sighed twice, and was about to turn around to leave, when he suddenly saw a pair of footprints on the side of the stream, touched his chin and said, "Not all traces have been erased, at least there are two footprints here." ”
Yang Buyi immediately leaned over, stared at the footprints, and frowned, "If only this were a face print, I would know which bastard stole my big fish!" ”
Sima Bei rolled his eyes and said, "Are you walking with your face...... Although the footprints are not as easily recognizable as the face, some information about the suspect can be deduced. ”
Yang Bucheng immediately stretched out his right hand and grabbed Sima Bei's arm, and said sincerely, "Listen up!" ”
Sima Bei slapped Yang Bucheng's hand away, cleared his throat and said, "First of all, judging from the size of the footprints, this is a pair of size 43 shoes...... "Gently raised his right foot and put it next to the footprints on the ground, "See, the shoes on my feet are size 42, and the footprints are slightly larger than my shoes, so they are about size 43." ”
Yang Bucheng stretched out his left foot and compared it, "My feet are relatively small, only about 40 yards...... turning his head to look at the priest, half-squinting his eyes and saying, "Edward, your feet are quite big, shouldn't they be exactly 43 yards?" ”
The priest hurriedly lifted his right foot and placed it between the two footprints and explained, "My foot is very large, 45 yards!" ”
Yang Bucheng pouted and said, "What's the excitement, I didn't say that you stole the fish...... This is very difficult, why do you have to call all the people in the village over to compare? ”
"It's not so troublesome," Sima Bei said, pointing to the pattern on the footprints, "This should be a pair of leather shoes, and leather shoes with good grip, this kind of shoes are generally used for field training, which is not common." ”
Yang Buzheng's eyes widened, and he gritted his teeth and said, "I know who it is......"