Zizizizi.

Two large fish strung on sticks rolled their eyes anxiously over the fire.

The two wooden sticks were each nested in the hands of two people, one was Sima Bei, who was well-dressed, and the other was Zhao Gang, who had a crack on his face.

The two sat opposite each other, and two more squatted beside them.

Squatting to Sima Bei's left were a Taoist priest with a blue nose and a swollen face, and a pale priest.

Squatting to Zhao Gang's left are Ren Cai, a security guard with only one ear left, and Chen Yang, a beggar with a long stick in his buttocks.

The Taoist priest glared at the security guard Ren Cai angrily and gritted his teeth, not only because he believed that the other party had stolen his big fish, but also because he had chased the other party before, but he was beaten by the other party, which made his face very ugly.

The beggar Chen Yang glared at the priest angrily, baring his teeth, because the wooden stick on his ass was a little deep, and he didn't dare to pull it out easily, he had to put the knife on the fire to roast it for a while, and then disinfect it before he could cut his buttocks, pull out the wooden stick, but the knife that could cut his ass was inserted into his ass, which made it very difficult for the priest who knew a little about medicine.

None of them spoke, the air was as cold as frozen, and even the blazing flames could not make people feel warm.

After a long time, Sima Bei finally couldn't hold it back, carefully put the grilled fish rack in his hand, stood up, clapped his hands and said, "I'll come!" If this continues, this beggar friend should be cold! Too much blood loss can also die! ”

The priest hurriedly stood up and exclaimed, "But if you don't handle it properly, his butt will catch ...... When the time comes, you can only cut off the butt! ”

The beggar Chen Yang trembled when he heard this, and couldn't help but take half a step back, and said weakly, "I don't want to be a person without an ass!" Brother Ren just has no ears, every time it thunders and rains, it's so uncomfortable, if I lose my ass and are more mutilated than him, wouldn't it hurt to death! ”

Sima Bei pushed the priest away, came to Chen Yang in three or two steps, and spat lightly on the ground, not feeling good, "Is life important, or is the ass important?" ”

"Ass!" Chen Yang and the priest replied in unison.

Sima Bei rolled his eyes, twisted his steps, suddenly jumped behind Chen Yang, stretched out his right hand, and suddenly grabbed the long wooden stick inserted in Chen Yang's buttocks, pulled it out with all his might, and said expressionlessly, "The donkeys raised in the restaurant can live without their butts, and you can too!" ”

Burst! A blood-red rush burst out.

Chen Yang screamed, turned his head to look behind him, but couldn't see his ass, immediately rolled his eyes, collapsed to the ground, and howled sadly, "The ass is gone!" ”

"No one can see their ass, your ass is still growing well, don't leave it here to howl, it's very noisy!" Sima Bei gently kicked Chen Yang's buttocks, returned to the fire, tore off the knife on the long wooden stick, wiped it clean on his sleeve, threw it to the priest, and said coldly, "Put it on the fire and roast it twice, and then put it on his buttocks, which can only stop the bleeding like this for the time being...... After that, you will be responsible for all the recuperation, after all, you are the one who poked someone's ass and was responsible! ”

The priest nodded blankly, looked at Chen Yang sideways, and said with a firm gaze, "Don't worry, sister...... I'll be responsible for you! ”

Sima Bei glanced at the priest and Chen Yang with a strange expression, moved his buttocks in the direction away from the two, turned his head to look at the Taoist priest, frowned, and said, "In my opinion, this matter is a misunderstanding. ”

The Taoist priest stiffened his neck and said angrily, "Misunderstanding a fart!" He did it first, he stole my fish, he also injured me, this is not over! ”

Ren Cai said with an innocent face, "I'm a security guard, how can I do those sneaky things...... You chased you so viciously just now, like a wild dog, I can only defend myself! ”

"Don't talk yet," Sima Bei coughed lightly, interrupting the argument between the two, and squinted at Zhao Gangdao, "If I'm not mistaken, you should be Ren Cai's friend, Zhang Tao, right?" ”

Zhao Gang was stunned for a moment, waved his hand and said, "I'm not Zhang Tao, my name is Zhao Gang!" ”

Sima Bei was a little stunned, turned his head to look at Chen Yang, blinked his eyes and said, "You are Zhang Tao?" ”

Chen Yang shook his head, "Zhang Tao is dead, I am Chen Yang......" glanced at the Taoist priest and Ren Cai, hesitated for a moment, but still said with sincerity on his face, "I probably understood what they said just now...... Actually, I stole the fish, and I didn't think it was stealing, because I didn't know it was artificially farmed, and I stepped into the pond at that time, and I thought it was an eye-opener......"

The Taoist priest sneered, "God has never joked, when did you open your eyes!" Since you are willing to admit it, it will be easy to do, are you going to lose money, or will you pay for it? ”

Sima Bei looked at the Taoist priest with a strange expression, and said in surprise, "Meat compensation? ”

The Taoist priest cleared his throat and said, "Is it strange? He ate my fish, if he doesn't lose money, of course he has to use other meat to compensate......" looked at Chen Yang sideways, with a solemn face, "My rule here is three catties of pork, which is about worth one catty of fish, that fish is very big, how can you kill thirty catties, rounding up, you will pay me three hundred catties of pork, it just happens to be a pig!" ”

Chen Yang counted his fingers for a while, but he still didn't understand why a fish could be worth a pig, shook his head, raised two fingers, stared at the priest and said, "You have to compensate me for two pigs!" ”

The priest was stunned, thought about it seriously, and turned his head to look at Sima Beidao, "Sister, you have to compensate me for three pigs!" ”

Sima Bei frowned and said, "It's my business!" ”

The priest pointed in the direction of the monastery, "You and your children who believe in you burned down my house, is it not enough for three pigs in such a big house?" ”

Sima Bei choked for a while, hung his head and pondered for a moment, then suddenly looked up at the Taoist priest, stretched out four fingers and said, "Bull nose, you have to compensate me for four pigs!" ”

The Taoist priest was immediately startled and said sharply, "Why! ”

Sima Bei pursed his lips and said with a smile, "You caused me to be corona by that barbed wire wall, if I hadn't been coronaized, I wouldn't have appeared in the monastery with that child, and I wouldn't have burned down the priest's house...... So you are the culprit, and in addition to compensating the priest for his loss, you must also make moral compensation to me, which is probably the price of a pig! ”

The Taoist priest blushed and wanted to refute a few words, but found that it was irrefutable, kicked his feet, sat on the ground and said sadly, "After turning around, Lao Tzu not only didn't get the benefits, but also had to take three pigs!" It's unreasonable! ”

Sima Bei coughed lightly and said lightly, "If the priest doesn't ask me for compensation, I can also do without those four pigs, there is an old saying that it is better to settle a grievance than to settle it!" ”

The Taoist priest's eyes lit up, he looked sideways at the priest, and blinked.

The priest twisted his neck to stare at Chen Yang and whispered, "If this beggar sister doesn't want me to compensate for the two pigs, I can also forgive the detective sister's unintentional mistake......"

Everyone couldn't help but look at the pale beggar Chen Yang, the Taoist priest rolled his eyes, laughed twice, and said first, "I am the most tolerant, just a fish, just treat it as if it swam away by itself, don't you want to lose, from now on, both clear!" You probably won't ask the priest for compensation anymore, we're not the kind of people who care! ”

Chen Yang shook his head slowly, and said with a serious face, "One yard is one yard, although you don't hold me responsible, but I still have to ask for compensation from the person who hurt my butt, so that the two pigs are mine, enough for me to eat until next year!" It's beautiful! ”

Ren Cai suddenly reached out and patted Chen Yang's head hard, "Beautiful you hammer!" How do I usually tell you, one more friend is one more way! Think about it, if you have 365 friends, you don't have to worry about food this year, and you can't go to anyone's house to eat! Isn't one friend worth more than two pigs! ”

Chen Yang suddenly realized, said yes again and again, looked back at the Taoist priest, and said with a shy expression, "I don't want your pig, but you have to be my friend." ”

Sima Bei glanced at the Taoist priest with an ugly face, smiled, and said casually, "Now, we are all friends!" ”

Zhao Gang, who had been grilling fish, suddenly said, "I can't be friends with you, I'm going to go to the Good People Village in the evening and find that colleague...... Then leave the broken island, so you can't eat at my house. ”

Sima Bei asked curiously, "What colleague?" Can he take you off the island? ”

Ren Cai coughed twice and said proudly, "That colleague of ours has great skills, he can untie the handcuffs with just a strand of hair, and he is also a police officer...... To be precise, it's the police who go undercover in the theft ring. ”

Hearing that the man was still a policeman, Sima Bei hurriedly asked, "What's the name of that colleague of yours?" ”

Ren Cai picked at his head, pouted and said, "What kind of horse does it seem to be called?" ”

The word Ma Liang immediately appeared in Sima Bei's head, and he didn't continue to ask, he immediately jumped up and said excitedly, "It must be him!" He was also there at the time, maybe he jumped down with him, this fat man is quite righteous......"

Ren Cai scratched his head and frowned, "He's not a fat man, he's about the same size as me." ”

Sima Bei smashed his mouth, "Maybe you are starving and thin on this desert island, you have poor property here, and you often can't eat enough, I have lost two or three pounds...... None of this matters, let's hurry up and go to the Good Man Village to find him! ”

Ren Cai hung his head and said, "No...... We can't get by, the power of that network wall is very sufficient, and we will faint when we touch it! ”

The corners of Sima Bei's mouth rose slightly, and he chuckled, "I know there is a way to get through, and I guarantee that I will be unharmed!" ”

"Dig a hole in it, huh?" The Taoist priest suddenly interjected, "This method was indeed feasible two days ago, but after today, the people of the Good People Village will water a kind of tree sap under that barbed wire wall, and whoever touches it will die!" Have you forgotten that today is the dedication sacrifice of the Good People Village, and it must be isolated from the Bad People Village and draw a clear line! ”

As soon as these words came out, except for Sima Bei, who didn't know why, the rest of the people were all white, their heads bowed, and they were sullen.

The Taoist priest took the expressions of several people into his eyes, picked up the grilled fish that Sima Bei had set up on the fire, blew the hot air on it, took a bite hard, and twisted his neck to smack his mouth a few times at the grilled fish bar in Zhao Gang's hand, splashing three or two drops of saliva, and said with a smug smile on his face, "However, I still know a way to enter the village of good people......