Chapter 26: Eating Everything Will Only Hurt You
"Children can't deceive people, otherwise the nose will become very long, just like the one called Cao, because of the random elongation of a certain part of the body, it will become a flattering ...... without a sense of margins."
In a dark forest in the Good Man Village, Taoist Yang Bucheng squinted at the little orange who sneaked out and blended into the Good Man Village with Li Jing on his back, and frowned, "Do you know the road to this Good Man Village?" If you know this place, but a few of us have followed you around this forest eight hundred times without going out, but if you don't know the road, you can lead our brothers and us around the same place eight hundred times without the same. ”
Little Tangerine lowered his head a little embarrassed, pouted, and said, "I must know the road here, my dad took me many times when I was a child, but because I grew up, I had more and more things in my head, and the way home was squeezed by those things...... However, if you wait for me to think about it again, I will definitely not go wrong next time. ”
Sima Bei sat under a big tree, took a few breaths, and suddenly said, "Let's rest for a while, it's about to get foggy, and it will be more difficult to identify the direction, instead of bumping around like a headless fly, let's recharge here for the time being, and wait until the sun rises tomorrow morning, the white fog will dissipate, and the possibility of successfully going out will be greater." ”
The priest raised his right hand and said, "I agree...... God invented light, so why do we have to grope in the dark? ”
The Taoist priest sighed lightly when he heard this, and also found a big tree near Sima Bei to sit down, nodded and said, "Now I have to do this, it's all because of this little orange that was killed halfway, if it wasn't for helping her get rid of those wild cats, we would have left this forest a long time ago, the child is not good to stay at home, and he has to run out at night, in case of an accident, the family should be more worried!" ”
Little Tangerine pouted, "I'm just here to find my family." ”
"Didn't your dad lie in bed?" The priest asked curiously, "Do you have any other relatives on this island?" ”
Little Tangerine briefly recounted the things in the morning, and said with a firm gaze, "Although Sister Jing said that it was made up by my father, I don't think so...... He did tell a lot of lies before, but he never took the initiative to mention my mother...... Today he also made up other reasons to deceive the new brother, anyway, the new brother didn't know our roots, and he wouldn't be exposed if he said anything, but my dad still used my mother's affairs as an excuse. I wonder if he's going to be lucky, if that new little brother does return to the Good People Village, this might be a great opportunity to find my mother. ”
"You're right," Sima Bei hugged his arms, closed his eyes, and said leisurely, "Your father didn't lie to you, your mother should indeed be in this good village...... Li Jing showed me some things last night, and there were clues about your mother. ”
Little Tangerine was surprised, "Sister Jing is helping me find my mother?" ”
Sima Bei still maintained a posture of closing his eyes and recuperating his mind, and said lazily, "She has obtained a lot of things over the years, some of them are from the natives of the Bad People Village, and some are from the people who were kicked out of the Good People Village, and then by collecting these things, she slowly began to piece together some information about the Good People Village, so as to find a way out of this small island......
The Taoist priest sighed, "Women's hearts, needles under the sea, I didn't expect to hide so deeply...... Did she find that way? ”
"If she had found that way, she would have left the island long ago...... Although she has some talent for reasoning, the information is too large and disorderly, so the current progress is still one percent," Sima Bei replied nonchalantly, "However, it is commendable that she is in the right direction." ”
The priest hurriedly asked, "Which direction?" ”
Sima Bei opened his eyes, glanced at the priest meaningfully, and said lightly, "The direction of the Good People Village...... If you want to leave the island, you can only set sail from the Good People Village, and how to set sail will require further consideration. ”
The priest's eyes were complicated, he took out a stainless steel wine jug from his arms, unscrewed the lid, took a shallow sip, and slammed his mouth and said, "The Lord said, my heart is my hometown, in fact, it doesn't matter where it is, even if we succeed in the end, don't be too discouraged, everything is the best arrangement." ”
The Taoist priest took a sip lightly, "The best arrangement for bullshit, I don't want to be a frog at the bottom of the well for the rest of my life, even if it is a dead end, Lao Tzu doesn't want to die in a daze, but also to die clearly, at least I have to figure out where I came from!" Turning his head and glancing at the stainless steel wine jug in his father's hand, he naturally stretched out his right hand, "Give me two sips to relieve my fatigue, and by the way, let me get drunk and relieve a thousand sorrows!" ”
The priest didn't want to hand over the wine jug, but seeing the threatening expression of the Taoist priest, he had to hand over the iron kettle, and in annoyance, he took out a roast rabbit leg that had been secretly hidden last night from his arms, tore it little by little, tilted his head to look at the little orange, and asked in a low voice, "What would you do if you really found your mother?" ”
Little Tangerine frowned, "This...... I haven't thought about it yet, to be honest, I don't even have what she looks like in my head right now, and I don't know if her face is the kind of ...... that gets along with her."
"How can I say that she is also your biological mother," Sima Bei coughed lightly and interjected again, "No matter how bitter and mean she looks, she will not be too vicious to you, but since she was able to abandon your father and daughter back then and stay alone in this village of good people, whether it is because of objective conditions or subjective wishes, it all shows one thing...... She doesn't care about you, she doesn't care about you as a daughter, so you really have to think about how to face her, otherwise you will be embarrassed by the time. ”
The Taoist priest reached out and snatched the rabbit leg from the priest's hand, bit it hard, and devoured it, "I want to find a proper reason, so rashly looking for it, it looks a little hot and cold, it is better to say that your father is dead, you want to inherit the family property, you must go through some procedures, and there are several documents that need to be signed by her ex-wife." ”
The priest watched the Taoist priest bite the rabbit leg with a grudge on his face, swallowed his saliva, and said, "This excuse is really good, as far as I know, last year the Good People Village changed the system, and Article 138 in it is about the issue of inheritance, if your father dies, you first have to prove that your father is your father...... You can ask your mom to help prove that your dad is your dad, so that not only will you have a reason to see your mom, but you may also be able to get the family property that your dad left behind in the Good Man Village. ”
Little Tangerine pursed his lips and said, "My family has been kicked out of the Good People Village, what kind of property is left...... Even if there were, it would have been carved up by others a long time ago. ”
"Regardless of whether there is anything left, you have to assert your rights, originally your father's sin has nothing to do with you," Sima Bei sneezed heavily, rubbed his nose, groped around his body for a while, took out a small medicine bottle, poured out two pills, swallowed it with difficulty, and said with a long sigh of relief, "There is no law in any country that will punish a person who is completely innocent, even if this person's parents have made some mistakes, they should not let their children be implicated." ”
"It makes sense, even the hooligans know that they can't cause trouble to their wives and children......" The Taoist priest looked sideways at the small medicine bottle in Sima Bei's hand, blinked his eyes and asked, "What is that thing in your hand?" ”
Sima Bei replied expressionlessly, "Medicine for headaches." ”
"Bring me two pieces," the Taoist priest stretched out his right hand towards Sima Bei, and said with a smile, "My head has been hurting a lot lately, maybe there are too many questions to think about......"
Sima Bei glanced at the rabbit leg and wine jug in the Taoist priest's hand, then looked down at the medicine bottle in his hand, rolled his eyes and said, "Eating anything will only harm you!" ”
The Taoist priest sniffed, turned his right hand, and suddenly wrapped around Sima Bei's chest, and directly snatched the bottle of medicine, staring at the long list of English letters on the bottle, his eyes lit up slightly, "Western things, it should be a good thing......" Without thinking, he poured out two grains, swallowed them into his stomach, poured a sip of spirits, threw the medicine bottle back to Sima Bei, and licked his lips, "Everyone is a companion now, you must know how to share, don't be so stingy." ”
Just as Sima Bei wanted to persuade the Taoist priest to hurry up and induce vomiting, a scream suddenly sounded on the right side of the forest.
The Taoist priest and the priest immediately bounced up from the ground, looked at each other, were silent for a long time, and then sat back down.
The little orange looked in the direction of the scream, her little face was full of worry, "It sounds like a woman's voice, it can't be that there is some danger......"
Sima Bei glanced at the Taoist priest and priest who seemed to have heard nothing, snorted coldly, got up slowly, moved his wrist a few times, patted the little orange on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, I'll go and see, you stay here obediently, don't run around." ”
Little Tangerine bit her lip and shook her head, "I am most familiar with the road here, even if I am blindfolded, I can return here...... I'll go with you, so that you won't be lost in the fog for a while and won't be able to come back. ”
Sima Bei stared at the little orange for a few seconds, smiled, nodded helplessly, picked up the little orange and put it on his neck, looked at the white forest mist like a knife, and said in a deep voice, "Only by standing tall can you see far...... Little orange, from now on, you are my eyes! ”
The little orange patted his chest and said with a serious face, "Don't worry, my eyes are good...... Run, Uncle Sima! The front is unobstructed, just ......"
Without waiting for the little orange to finish speaking, Sima Bei's eyes widened slightly, and he shouted "sit firm", bowed slightly, kicked the ground with his right foot, and jumped out suddenly!
The little orange hung on the horizontal branch of a tree, looked at the direction in which Sima Bei disappeared, and the corner of his eye twitched, "It's just that there is a branch in front of my face...... Can you listen to me finish speaking, men are so anxious when they hear women's screams! Come back, you've lost your eyes! ”