449 Ask the lady for her longevity (three watches)

Guo Yunchen slowed down, paced to Song Huanxi's side, looked down, and with just one glance, he fell into Song Huanxi's world of words:

…… The Three Virgins were originally a lively child, and when Agarwood was born, she had a new playmate.

When Agarwood was young, the Three Virgins took their daughters up the mountain and down to the sea every day, looking for the nest of the century-old demon and the thousand-year-old spirit.

Today's one is a thousand-year-old rabbit spirit, snow-white, without a trace of miscellaneous hair, rabbit eyes are red like glass, two long ears are attached to the back, and the two front feet are pitifully together, not daring to move.

Agarwood was curious, looked at it a few more times, and the third virgin smiled: "My son, if you like it, it's not bad to take home a warm quilt." ”

At that time, Agarwood was only two years old, and he walked with a tiger, but his speech was not very clever, and he jumped out word by word: "Rabbit, rabbit-"

Just when the rabbit demon thought that he was going to become the gatekeeper of the Virgin's house, he heard the cub jump out with two more words: "Roast, eat-"

"Incense, incense!"

A foul smell instantly permeated the cave, only to see that the snow-white rabbit had been stained with half of the body yellow, the three virgins frowned, picked up the cub with one hand, covered the mouth and nose with the long sleeve of the other, and flew out of the nest directly.

The rabbit demon lying on the ground faintly heard the joy of the Virgin, "Oh, fortunately I didn't bring it home, it turned out to be a bad stomach, if it's time to warm up the bed-"

As the agarwood grows older, the charm of the old mother gradually loses to her companions, and the agarwood is the youngest, but she has become the child king in this area.

The old father is anxious to clean up his daughter's mess every day, but it seems that the old mother has nothing to do all day.

Seeing his wife thinking quietly, Liu Yanchang had a headache - he didn't want to clean up his daughter's mess and then clean up his wife!

The Three Virgins looked innocent: "But you've finished reading all the brochures you bought!" ”

Liu Yanchang blurted out: "Then can't you write it yourself?!" ”

After speaking, he immediately realized that he was a little strong, and was about to try to make up for it, but he saw his wife pointing to his nose with excitement on her face: "Is it okay?" Can I write? ”

Thinking of his wife's ghost drawing talisman for several years, Liu Yanchang hesitated slightly, but met his wife's expectant eyes again, so he said insincerely: "Yes, your experience is so rich, if you write it, someone will definitely read it!" ”

The eyes of the three virgins lit up, and without saying a word, she rolled up her sleeves and grabbed a brush in her hand, and shouted: "Yanchang! Grind ink! ”

She does have a wealth of experience, and when she writes casually, it is a fascinating story, the writing is slightly poor, but there is Liu Yanchang, the father-in-law, to help polish the pen, the first story by the handwriting of the Three Virgins, Liu Yanchang's polishing story, was born soon:

"Since ancient times, there are two roads on the Yellow River, one is Jing and the other is Wei, which is clearly distinguished.

On the east bank of the Wei River, there is a Chenjiazhuang, most of the land in Chenjiazhuang is owned by a squire, the squire's name is Chen Dafu, because the belly is like a drum, the villagers call it Chen Dafu behind it.

The people are very greedy, the harvest year will be a famine, the famine year will make the villagers with their children and daughters to sell themselves into slavery, only three or five years, there is only one family left in Chenjiazhuang.

Chen's big belly is especially not satisfied, and the servants in the family are still in the prime of life and can still eat enough, and the old and infirm are often hungry to faint.

Today, Liu Sanxiaβ€”"

Well, Liu Sanxia is the pseudonym of the Three Holy Mother, who took her husband's surname Liu, and then took a three, and finally a chivalrous man, which means chivalry.

Liu Sanxia passed by Chenjiazhuang, saw many old people on the side of the road, weak and weak, with vegetables on their faces, after asking about the situation, he was furious, and went to Dongshan to catch a big mouse, threw it into Chenjiazhuang, and said to him, except for people, anything can be eaten!

I went to visit Chen Da Belly again, took out a bowl, and called it a family heirloom, as long as I raised the bowl and shouted three times, rice, rice, rice!

There is chestnut rice flowing out of the bowl, but don't be greedy, and leave a few bowls of rice for a few people in the seat.

Liu Sanxia said that now because of the urgency of the entanglement, he is willing to mortgage this bowl in exchange for some coiling, as long as 100 gold, he will come to redeem it in the near future!

After Chen Dabei personally verified, as he imagined, he was greedy, pressed half the price, bought a bowl, and changed his head to an ordinary blue and white porcelain bowl.

At that time, Liu Sanxia was on the roof, and he laughed dumbly when he heard the words, that bowl was fake!

Chestnut rice, but he used the technique of transportation to move it from the rice warehouse of Chen's big belly house!

The rats have gone into actionβ€”"

After reading the whole story, Liu Yanchang had only one doubt: "Lady, is there really such an edible rat?" Even iron and stones, you can eat them all?! ”

The Three Virgins didn't say a word, went to Dongshan in person, caught the thousand-year-old rat spirit, and threw a mouse the size of a domestic cat at Liu Yanchang's feet, and before he could scream in fright, the big mouse rolled on the spot and turned into a little old man with sharp ears and monkey gills.

The little old man hunched his waist, first greeted the three virgins, and then looked at Liu Yanchang, with a look of embarrassment: "If it is five hundred years in the morning, don't talk about this mortal iron and stone, it is the fairy glass, and the little old man also took a bite out." ”

"Even if it is two hundred years in the morning, this stone and iron will not be a problem, but now, the little old man can only eat something that is easy to restrain himself!"

The little old man grinned bitterly, showed a mouth full of broken teeth, and took out a bag of pine nuts from his pocket and clicked it.

Liu Yanchang: "......"

Is this a bad mouth?

The Third Lady was triumphant, "What, I didn't lie to you, did I?!" ”

Liu Yanchang nodded, and his tone was gentle, "Lady, for the husband now, there is a new question." ”

The Three Virgins have been married for a few years, and she is a mother, but she has also become a little steady, and she treats each other with courtesy, and she also returns the courtesy: "Please speak." ”

Liu Yanchang looked serious, "Lady, this Mr. Rat only ate iron and stone two hundred years ago...... Did you take him to Chenjiazhuang two hundred years ago? ”

"Dare to ask the lady about her longevity?"

……

Guo Yunchen couldn't hold back, he snorted, Song Huanxi looked up at him, Guo Yunchen couldn't help laughing, pointed to the manuscript on the table, and said in a crepe manner: "Brother Liu is in danger!" ”

Several of his aunts are now only willing to do birthdays, not birthdays, and whoever mentions their age will be scolded for not being worthy of their descendants, not to mention these three virgins!

Song Huanxi raised her eyebrows and continued to write:

"It's night, Liu Yanchang sleeps alone, there is only a green-eyed big mouse next to him, although the mouse is not humanoid, he can still speak, 'Liu Xianggong, you are confused! Ask her what her age is! My great-great-grandmother ate a few grains of rice from her family, and she was almost made into a ratskin mattress by this aunt! ’

Liu Yanchang: '......!! ’”