Chapter 58: Shocking Change Rises Again
Bang, click.
Long You listened to the footsteps of the red-clothed villagers on the roof, and did not immediately climb onto the eaves or jump to the ground.
The ground is about fifteen meters away from the eaves, and if you jump like this, you will have to be crippled if you don't die.
He pursed his lips and thought about it for tens of seconds to make sure that the red-clothed villagers who were checking on the rooftops would not go and return, but would not be discovered by another team of patrolling villagers who were about to appear below.
There is a pattern to everything, and so are patrols.
Before entering the fortress, Long You had observed for a long time, and had already mastered the movement of these yawning villagers.
When he counted silently in his heart, he immediately turned over and landed firmly on the eaves.
At this moment, another group of patrolling villagers appeared at the corner of the wall below the eaves, and one of the villagers, when he passed the eaves that Long You had just clinged to, looked up, touched a grain of dust that fell on his forehead, curled his mouth disappretently, yawned, and continued to follow his companion in front of him.
After the patrol villagers left, Long You flashed out of the shadow of the eaves, flew over a relatively low house opposite, breathed a sigh of relief, leaned his back against the roof tiles, and gently moved his steps at the edge of the eaves, which was only two fingernails wide, with his movements extremely careful and slow.
Suddenly, a patrolling villager ran out from the corner of the wall below, happened to stop directly below the dragon's right, glanced left and right, unbuttoned his pants, and squatted by the wall to excrete.
Long You couldn't help but retch, pinched his nose, turned his face away, and quietly waited for the patrolling villager to leave.
At this moment, Zhao Gang, who was carrying a hammer, walked around the forest blindly, and came to the fortress a hundred meters away by mistake, and saw the figure of Long You on the roof, felt a little familiar, thought about it, and immediately ran over excitedly, waved his hand towards Long You and shouted, "What kind of dead horse brother!" I...... Zhao Gang! We've had a drink, remember! Oh my god, I can be considered to have found an acquaintance! ”
The dragon's right face froze, and he looked down at the patrolling villager who had just pulled half of his stool below, and found that the other party also looked up at him, secretly scolded Zhao Gang for being an idiot, and quickly jumped and landed on another even lower eaves wall next to him, and then quickly backflipped, reflexively stopped above the corner of the wall that was only about five meters away from the ground, and flew down without hesitation, and before the patrolling villager came to his senses, he took out the black iron box in his arms and smashed it on the head of the patrolling villager.
The patrolling villager's eyes were so black that he didn't even have time to utter half a word before he fainted.
Long You let out a long sullen breath, put the black iron box back into his arms, picked up the shotgun of the patrolling villager, tilted his head to look at Zhao Gang who ran over, rolled his eyes and said, "Brother, next time you say hello, take a look at the occasion, how dangerous it was just now!" ”
Zhao Gang was stunned for a moment, then he reacted, and grinned, "Brother is doing business here?" I'm sorry, I finally met an acquaintance, I was so excited! I'm sorry, I didn't mess with your business......"
Long You sighed lightly, waved his hand helplessly, and said, "Forget it, anyway, the task has been completed, and I originally planned to leave here, it didn't have much impact, it just took a little more effort...... Let's go, wait for the patrol to come. ”
Zhao Gang sighed as if he didn't understand, pointed to the patrolling villager who collapsed on the ground, blinked his eyes and said, "Do you want to hide him, it's too exposed......"
The dragon shrugged his nose and walked briskly towards the dense forest, and said softly, "No...... If I want to hide him, I have to wipe his ass and put on his pants, it's too buried. ”
Zhao Gang nodded suddenly, walked into the forest with Long You, and sighed, "Brother, don't you know what happened to me in the past two days, it's too difficult...... 9527 They abandoned me, causing me to wander around in this unfamiliar place, so that I was dizzy, and I had nothing to eat, so I could only eat grass in one meal, chewing so that my eyes were red, like a rabbit. ”
Long You glanced at Zhao Gang, pouted and said, "I don't think you're thin, it's more like you've gained two pounds, what kind of grass you eat, and it has a fattening effect." ”
Zhao Gang coughed dryly, and said with a smile, "I have a special physique, and I can grow meat when I drink cold water...... Brother, I'll follow you next, don't think about throwing me and running by myself. ”
Long You crooked his mouth and said, "If you want to follow, you can follow, the roommate I found yesterday can't come back, and you just fill his vacancy." ”
Just when Zhao Gang was about to say something, a figure suddenly popped out of front of the road, Long You stared at the person's shorts, was slightly stunned, and said with round eyes, "It's you!" ”
The young man in shorts turned his head to look at Long Right when he heard the sound, and was also stunned for a moment, then immediately turned around and hurriedly fled to another path.
Zhao Gang looked sideways at Long You and asked, "Brother, have you had a holiday with this product?" I've been in contact with him for a short time, if it's not a big conflict, do you want me to help you two mediate? ”
"I can't mediate, this bastard robbed me......" Long You remembered his previous experience and what Sima Bei had explained to him, and his eyes narrowed slightly, "And he also robbed my friend of a very important thing, I have to get it back!" ”
Zhao Gang took a sip on the ground, "That can't be mediated, dare to rob my brother's things, that is to rob my things, I thought this thing was not a thing before, as expected...... Walk! Fuck it! Take back what belongs to us! ”
After that, Long You and Zhao Gang quickly chased after him, but the more they ran deeper into the forest, the thicker the white fog became, and it didn't take long for them to see the figure of the young man in shorts again, so they had to give up.
The young man in shorts ran for another distance before stopping, looked back behind him, and found that Long You and Zhao Gang had not caught up, so he took two breaths and said to himself, "I am afraid of meeting acquaintances in this business......
Before he finished speaking, an old woman and an old man suddenly walked out of the white mist.
The old woman and the young man in shorts looked at each other silently for a few seconds, coughed heavily, walked up to the young man in shorts, and whispered, "Young man...... I had an accident at home, the house was burned, nothing was left, my old man and I haven't eaten for several days, you can do it, give us a few dollars to buy a steamed bun! ”
The young man in shorts squinted at the old woman, always feeling that he had seen it somewhere, but he couldn't remember it, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly, "Auntie, have we seen each other somewhere?" ”
The old woman was stunned, and said with a smile, "Young people always like to talk to girls...... It's a pity, my aunt is already old, not a twenty or thirty-year-old girl, and your uncle is following me, which is inconvenient. ”
The old man coughed heavily and glanced at the old woman, "What do you say, it's really impossible for me to die......" turned his head to look at the young man in shorts, blinked his eyes and said, "Young man, it's not impossible if you really have any thoughts about my wife, but you have to give me money!" ”
The young man in shorts ignored the old man's words, and still stared at the old woman and said, "We must have met before!" ”
The old woman twisted the fat on the old man's waist hard, looked sideways at the young man in shorts, squinted and smiled, "Let's drop it like this, we don't know each other, it's not appropriate for you to give us money to buy steamed buns for no reason, I also have a gold ring here, sell it to you cheaper...... Don't ask for much, just look at it and give a few. ”
The young man in shorts suddenly remembered the scene in the alley of the bad guy village, and said with wide eyes, "I remember, didn't you say last time that your old man passed away, and his son and daughter-in-law also had a car accident, leaving only a granddaughter with a strange disease?" What's the matter, your old man cheated the corpse? No, don't pretend to be a beauty, it's okay to change someone to a scourge, and you can't catch a sheep with wool, I'm not an idiot, shouldn't you give me flowers next? I'll tell you, it's not good this time! ”
The old woman smiled awkwardly, slowly took off her hood, wiped off the makeup on her face, revealed Li Jing's delicate face, and pouted, "You handsome guy is not on the road at all, and it is the first time to demolish others, and this time I won't give face, so I can't get off the stage!" ”
The old man turned his head to look at Li Jing, blinked his eyes twice, and said in a rather vicissitudes of voice, "It's really an acquaintance?" ”
Without waiting for Li Jing to answer, the young man in shorts snorted lightly, pointed to the plastic dough that was curled up in the old man's ear, and sneered, "Don't act, it's impossible for a person to have two faces, can you be professional?" ”
The old man touched his nose, simply took off his hood, tore off the plastic skin on his face, showed Haisheng's rough facial features, coughed dryly, and said with a smile, "The little brother is very alert, and his eyes are quite sharp, so quickly you exposed us and embarrassed us, my young and fragile heart has been hurt...... Well, I won't lie to you, I mean...... Give a thousand children 800 mental damage fees and it will be. ”
The corners of the shorts young man's mouth twitched, and he tilted his head and said, "What's the matter, this can't be fooled, are you going to rob it?" ”
Li Jing took out a small makeup mirror, and while touching up her makeup, she said faintly, "It's boring to say that it's boring, we are all peers, at most we care for each other......" He lightly bumped Hai Sheng with his elbow and raised his eyebrows, "What are you doing stupidly, is it possible that you are really waiting for others to give things to you obediently, you have to take the initiative!" ”
Hai Sheng touched the back of his head and smiled, "Isn't it a long time since I came out to move, I didn't react all of a sudden, and I was rusty...... Let's take care of our peers and make sure he feels warm! ”
The young man in shorts watched the burly Haisheng walk towards him, his face turned pale, and he couldn't help but retreat again and again, and said with a frightened face, "Don't you come here...... Tell you the truth...... I am also a practitioner, taekwondo white belt, tai chi, Wing Chun, and erhu are all full-level ......"
Before he finished speaking, he saw Hai Sheng smiling and suddenly pounced, pressed the shorts youth to the ground in three or two clicks, took off his big cotton jacket, and wrapped the shorts youth tightly from head to waist and hips, unable to move at all, and then began to grope in the pants pocket of the shorts youth, and found nothing good for a long time, deflated his mouth, and was about to withdraw his hand, but inadvertently touched the crotch of the shorts youth, and his eyes immediately lit up, "It turns out that good things are hidden here!" ”
Li Jing glanced at Haisheng's movements with disgust, turned around, turned her back to the two of them to touch up her makeup, and said lazily, "Ma Li, after finishing this order, let's hurry up and find the friend you said, and it is the right thing to find the little orange as soon as possible......"
But after waiting for a long time, and didn't get Haisheng's reply, Li Jing frowned slightly, put away the makeup mirror, and turned around, but she was immediately stunned in place, covering her wide open mouth with her hands, and her legs were slightly weak and she took half a step back, almost falling to the ground.
Dozens of steps away, Hai Sheng was hanging from a tree, his eyes tightly closed, not knowing whether he was dead or alive, and the young man in shorts was still lying under the tree, but the big cotton jacket covering his head was already soaked in blood......
Just when Li Jing was at a loss, there was a sudden sound of sparse footsteps around her.