Chapter 77: Nonsense Reasoning

Everyone looked at Sima Bei's fingers, and the expressions on their faces were very different.

Some are frightened, some are full of anticipation, and some are confused.

The bald little five looked at the cabinet by the wall, licked his lips excitedly and said, "So...... What's wrong with that cabinet? ”

Sima Bei sniffed and replied very frankly, "I don't know, but I know you definitely don't either." ”

The bald little five couldn't help but clench his fists, "What else do you know besides this?" ”

Sima Bei closed his eyes, twitched his nose twice, and said lightly, "I also know that 9527 was killed here, and the strong smell of blood is too strong!" ”

The bald little five glanced at a certain villager who followed up, frowned, and suddenly scolded, "Li Ergou, if you want to kill the pig, pull it out and kill it slowly, this is the scene of the murder, can you respect the deceased!" ”

Li Ergou smiled, and while pulling the little piglet out of the room, he said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I'm just too curious, I listened to you talking about it in the kitchen just now, and I also want to know who the murderer is, so I couldn't help but walk in......"

The bald Xiao Wu rolled his eyes, no longer paid attention to Li Ergou, turned his head to look at Sima Bei, raised his eyebrows and said, "Is there still a strong smell of blood now?" ”

Sima Bei coughed embarrassedly, touched his nose and said, "Yes...... But not much! Let's get back to business! Imagine if you were a murderer and killed 9527 here, where would you hide his body? ”

Everyone touched their chins and bowed their heads in contemplation.

Sima Bei pursed his lips, put his hands behind his back, and said with his nostrils facing the sky, "Now...... You all get it, right? ”

"I don't understand......," the bald little five shook his head and said, "I still can't figure out how the murderer killed and hid the body." ”

Sima Bei laughed, "It's very simple, as long as we find out the murderer and ask him, we will naturally know how the murderer killed people and hid corpses." ”

A villager with a soybean-sized mole on his face nodded, and suddenly he saw something, tilted his head and asked, "Then how can we find the murderer?" How can we prove that we have found the murderer? ”

Sima Bei coughed lightly, "This is not difficult, as long as we can find something to prove the identity of the murderer, such as an ID card or something...... That would prove the identity of the murderer. ”

Everyone stared at Sima Bei in astonishment, and their brains paused briefly.

The bald little Wuqiang resisted the urge to beat Sima Bei violently, and sneered, "Sima Bei, don't joke with me, be serious, you haven't cleared your suspicion yet...... Without further ado, you can just explain how the murderer killed that 9527 and how he hid the body! ”

Sima Bei winked at the bald Xiao Wu, "No wonder you like to wear no clothes, it turns out to be an acute ...... Good! I'll just point it out and stop going around in circles! Clearing his throat, Zhengse said, "The murderer killed the deceased with a murder weapon, and then hid the body in a hurry!" ”

There was a sudden silence, and everyone didn't know what to say.

"I understand what you mean...... Haiyan suddenly spoke up, helping Sima Bei ease the awkward atmosphere, "You mean the murderer has been to this room?" ”

Sima Bei nodded and said, "Correct, but not entirely!" Or maybe the murderer was already in this room......" He paused deliberately and glanced at everyone in the room, "Moreover, he is still here!" ”

"It's not me! Not me! The villager with a mole on his face suddenly waved his hand in denial.

Everyone glanced at the villagers, then turned their heads and continued to look at Sima Bei, waiting for the explanation later.

The bald little five frowned and looked the leper villager up and down, and asked softly, "It's not you, why are you so panicked?" ”

The villager said dryly, "Isn't it all played like this on TV? The sooner you jump the good guy, the safer it is. ”

"Then you must have never played Werewolf ......Killing," the bald little five pouted and said, no longer paying attention to the leprosy villagers, looking sideways at Sima Bei and asking, "The village chief's house is heavily guarded, how did the murderer and the deceased get in?" ”

Sima Bei's eyes narrowed slightly, "Obviously, the murderer and the deceased slipped in when the guards were not tight. ”

Haitao, the village chief who had been standing on the side, finally couldn't help it, and said in a deep voice, "Sima Bei, you are the most powerful detective in the entire D City, is this how you solve the case, isn't it too hanging!" ”

Sima Bei immediately walked over and said excitedly, "You just said a word, I forgot what it was, please say it again...... This is an important statement, and if you say it again, I will be able to figure out where the murderer hid the body in this room! ”

The village chief Haitao was stunned for a moment, staring at Sima Bei with wide eyes and expectation, and the 10,000 grass and mud horses in his heart were jubilant.

The bald Xiao Wu picked his nose, gently bumped the shoulder of the village chief Haitao, and said with an urn voice, "Say it quickly...... Otherwise, the big guy should suspect that you don't dare to say it, and then you will become the most suspicious one, and you will be carried to the forest and burned! ”

The village chief Haitao gritted his teeth, lowered his head, and squeezed out a sentence with a red face, "Sima Bei, you are the most powerful detective in the entire D City......"

"That's right! That's it! Sima Bei interrupted the words of the village chief Haitao, turned to face everyone, and suddenly said in a loud voice, "Now, I ask you to carefully recall what the murderer did on the night Lao Wang died?" ”

The villager's eyes lit up, and he opened his mouth wide and said, "Oh......"

"Oh Nima!" The bald little five slapped the head of the mole villager and said angrily, "Do you know who the murderer is, it's right here!" You don't even know who the murderer is, how do you know what the murderer did that night! I can't even figure it out, you can be smarter than me with a mallet! ”

The villagers immediately begged for mercy, shrunk their necks, and retreated again and again, not daring to interject indiscriminately.

Sima Bei coughed, signaled the bald Xiao Wu to calm down for the time being, and said unhurriedly, "It's normal for everyone to not understand, after all, the murderer of 9527 is very smart and decisive, brave and fearless, skilled, bold and careful, he is ......"

"It's not me! Not me! The villager waved his hand again in a hurry, quickly denying it.

The bald little five glared at the villager with no anger, sighed lightly, grabbed the collar of the villager and dragged him out of the room, beat him violently, returned to the room, breathed a long sigh of relief, glanced at Sima Bei meaningfully, clapped his hands and said, "This is the end of too much nonsense...... Last time, there was a formula like this, which was directly chopped off by me, that is, the tool I don't have in my hand now, otherwise I will definitely promise to treat every bastard with a broken mouth fairly! ”

Sima Bei smiled bitterly, swallowed his saliva, and said, "Okay!" Then I won't beat around the bush, the person who killed 9527 is ......" raised his right hand, stretched out his index finger, and swept over everyone's face from afar, and suddenly stopped on Haitao's face, "You! The owner of this house, the head of the village of good people, Haitao! ”

The village chief Haitao's body stiffened, his neck was stiff, and he was about to debate with Sima Bei, but he suddenly noticed that Sima Bei's fingers continued to slide next to him, and he had to swallow those words back.

Sima Bei's fingers finally stopped on the starfish's face, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and he added, "The little doll next to it, the head of the believers in the village, the starfish!" ”

Everyone waited for a long time, and after making sure that Sima Bei had finished speaking, they looked at the starfish with a shocked face, and there was confusion in their eyes.

Haixing sneered and said expressionlessly, "You said it was me, but it was really me?" What about the evidence? ”

Sima Bei shrugged his shoulders and said, "Not really." ”

Starfish pursed his lips and said, "In other words, what you just said is your own speculation, pure nonsense!" ”

Sima Bei pouted and said, "You can think so......"

The bald Xiao Wu clenched his fists again, and spit out three words with a gloomy face, "Sima Bei!" ”

Sima Bei smiled and said, "Don't worry...... I was just tempting, although there was more nonsense, but it was a clever trick to make the real murderer show his flaws, and I learned it from my teacher at the cost of ten chicken legs, called nonsense reasoning, which is to use a series of nonsensical nonsense to gradually wear down everyone's patience and make people irritable...... As long as people are irritable, their faces will become ugly, then I can see some fame, and now I basically have an answer in my heart! Of course, the murderer was not a starfish, but someone else. ”

Haiyan anxiously urged, "Say it quickly!" No matter how outrageous you say, I believe you! ”

Sima Bei smiled gently at Haiyan, then walked to the cabinet by the wall, gently put his right hand on the handle of the cabinet, looked back at everyone, and said with a slight smile, "The murderer didn't have a trace of anxiety on his face under the premise that I just said so much nonsense, he just kept glancing at this cabinet...... Obviously, the body of 9527 is in it! ”

With a creak, Sima triumphantly opened the cabinet door!

Everyone was immediately stunned!

Sima Bei smiled, "I know that the scene must be very bloody, you have never seen such a scene, so you are naturally shocked!" It's okay, don't feel inferior, see it a few times like me, and you will get used to it......" Turning his head, he was immediately stunned, rubbed his eyes and said, "Impossible!" When pigs fly! ”

There were no corpses in the cabinet, only portraits of plump women.

The village chief Haitao took out those portraits with a red face, fell to the ground heavily, kicked under the bed, and said awe-inspiringly, "These are all left by the previous village chief, it's really shameful and shameful!" Dirty! Shameless! ”

Sima Bei noticed the change in the expression on the bald Xiao Wu's face, the Adam's apple squirmed a few times, and said urgently, "The murderer is so cunning, he actually took the first step to transfer the corpse, and deliberately misguided me, but it doesn't matter, there is still a 9527 ear on the innermost wall of this cabinet, as long as I take out that ear......"

"Don't bother!" The bald Xiao Wu twisted his neck a few times, slowly came to the cabinet, picked the wooden board of the cabinet with both hands, and suddenly lifted it, and actually pulled up the entire cabinet, and then smashed it a few times, until all the wooden boards were cracked into pieces, he glanced at the wall, looked at the broken wooden planks on the ground, and stared coldly at Sima Beidao, "It doesn't seem to be there!" Please give me a reasonable and non-verbose explanation! ”

At this moment, Long You suddenly laughed, "He can't give you any explanation, because I was the murderer who killed 9527!" Not only Ren Cai, but also Lao Wang, Haisheng, Li Jing, Yang Bucheng, Zhao Wenbiao, Chen Bin, Edward Fart...... I killed them all! And he is the mastermind...... Sima Bei! ”