Sima Bei held a handful of cold sweat in his palm, but his face remained calm, he squinted at Tie Niu, and said in a cold voice, "Amazing, it's only been a long time, you have actually learned to reason with me, have you forgotten who helped you to this position?" ”

Tie Niu twisted his thick arms a few times, and said with a smile, "Public is public, private is private, who has helped me, I will express myself a little in private, but the rules are the rules, no one can make it, you must obediently follow the rules!" ”

"It's hard enough!" Sima Bei gave a thumbs up, and said in a strange manner, "I didn't expect that in just a blink of an eye, you will be hard, I really didn't see the wrong person, in terms of eating inside and out, ungrateful, you are much better than Xiao Wu!" ”

Tie Niu sneered, dug his nostrils and said, "Don't talk about these useless things, the procedures that should be taken must be taken, otherwise no one will want to leave this courtyard!" ”

Sima Bei snorted, glared at Tie Niu coldly, then turned around, patted Long on the right shoulder with his right hand, and said lightly, "I'll wait for you outside!" ”

Long You hummed softly, and at the moment when Sima Bei's right hand was taken away from his shoulder, he suddenly raised his hands, turned sideways, formed a small blind spot of perspective, and quickly put the smart watch into Sima Bei's pocket, and then opened his palm and raised it above his head, smiling slightly and turning to the inspector at the very side, his face full of light, "Search casually, but don't touch it...... Touch it, more than three hundred! ”

The inspector spat on the ground and cursed in a low voice, "Touch the mud horse...... You're not a pretty little girl, I'm not sexually interested. ”

"I can't touch my mother, I have to dig her out of the grave, it's against filial piety!" Long You pouted and replied, and secretly glanced at Sima Bei.

The inspector knew that he couldn't talk about Long You, gritted his teeth, stabbed Long You's armpit with a stick, and said with a gloomy face, "Lift it high!" ”

Sima Bei immediately understood the meaning of Long You's eyes, watched the inspector start to search Long You, coughed lightly, turned his steps, and raised his legs to the gate with anxiety.

At this moment, a low shout suddenly exploded behind Sima Bei, "Wait! Village Chief, you just left, it's not in accordance with the rules...... Now that you have stepped into the gate of our yard, you should also be inspected by us, how can you come and leave as soon as you say, and really regard this place as your own home! ”

Sima Bei turned around, stared at Tie Niu with a frosty face, and asked word by word, "Is it true that even I have to search?" ”

Tie Niu said with a smile, "All people are created equal, so naturally we must treat everyone equally." ”

The triangular-eyed strong man who had been watching from the sidelines finally couldn't bear it anymore, clenched his fists, and looked at Tie Niu Dao with angry eyes, "If you can do it, you can also pull all beings equal...... In the past, when the little fifth brother was in charge, he would give the village chief some thin noodles, which is called human affection, you hillbilly, do you know how to be an official! ”

Tie Niu sneered, "It's because you know how to be an official too well, and you have turned being an official into a business, and you have developed a whole door of knowledge, that the foundation of our village is getting worse and worse, and now it is about to rot into scum!" ”

The triangular-eyed strong man stiffened his neck and said, "Don't spread rumors, my little fifth brother has always been known for his honesty, and he never takes a stitch ......from others."

"He doesn't wear clothes, and of course he doesn't take other people's needles and threads, but there is a mess in the evidence room, could it be that he ran into it himself? Sensei is messing around with me here, what grade do you have, dare to question me......" Tie Niu said in a deep voice, "Brothers, take San'er down to loosen your muscles, don't let him get tired!" ”

As soon as the words fell, two strong men answered, walked over quickly, set up triangular eyes, and strode back to the security office area behind the courtyard.

Suddenly, a terrible howl resounded through the sky.

Sima Bei twisted his eyebrows and looked at Tie Niu, and said in an unkind tone, "It depends on the master to beat the dog, you are so ruthless, you are not afraid of retribution on yourself in the future?" ”

Tie Niu sneered, "Like me, I crawled out of the mud pile of the backing mountain, I never thought about the future, I just lived in the present......" As he spoke, Tie Niu suddenly stretched out his right hand and pressed it on Sima Bei's shoulder, his eyes were cold, "Village Chief, you don't want to cooperate with my work like this, it shouldn't be something unsightly on your body, right?" ”

Sima Bei laughed dryly, and when Haiyan passed by him, he fanned his clothes hard, secretly threw the smart watch at Haiyan, and said calmly, "Except for the private parts in my crotch, how can I see anything unsightly...... Search! Feel free to search, whatever posture you want me to pose with you! ”

Seeing this, Haiyan immediately leaned over, pretended to stumble, bent down to catch the smart watch, hid it in the palm of her hand, and then straightened up and walked silently to the door.

Tie Niu glanced at Haiyan, and suddenly said in a loud voice, "Sister Haiyan, don't even think about running, no one is missing, you have to check, men and women are equal!" ”

Haiyan turned her head to look at the remaining pimple-covered inspectors, and pouted, "I don't want that lewd man to touch me, just look at his face and know that he has groping pig hands!" ”

"Haiyan girl, it's not a good habit to slander others......" Tie Niu scratched his hair, sighed helplessly, and pointed to a testing instrument on the table next to the remaining inspector, "Forget it, for the sake of you being a little girl with yellow flowers, you don't need to search your body, just scan it!" ”

Haiyan didn't expect that she still couldn't dodge, bit her lip, and walked towards the inspectors with red faces with her head down, while secretly making eye contact with Sima Bei and Long You.

The inspector with a red face saw Haiyan's eyes glancing around, immediately coughed heavily, picked up the testing instrument, and pulled the male duck's throat and said, "Be honest...... Hands up! Lean over slowly, I'm sure I won't touch a single hair of yours! ”

Haiyan hesitated, but slowly raised her hands to her head, but when she reached her neck, she quickly hid the smart watch in the palm of her right hand under the long hair on the back of her neck.

The inspector with a red face took the detector, lazily scanned the front of Haiyan, coughed twice, and said expressionlessly, "Turn around." ”

Haiyan pursed her lips, turned around slowly, and when she turned around, she took out the smart watch hidden under the long hair on the back of her neck, pinched it in the palm of her hand again, and saw that Long You had just finished checking it, and immediately threw the smart watch over.

The dragon's right cheek shook, his right hand quickly poked out, caught the smart watch behind the ass of the inspector standing opposite him, patted the inspector's buttocks, and said with an evil smile, "Hard work!" ”

The inspector glared at Long You with a displeased expression, then waved his hand impatiently, signaling Long You to get out of the way.

Long You pursed his mouth disapprenorantly, put his hands in his pockets, and walked leisurely towards the outside of the courtyard, but when he passed by the inspectors with red faces, he was accidentally swept away by the detector.

The detector flashes a red light instantaneously.

Everyone in the room immediately became nervous.

Tie Niu's eyes narrowed slightly, and he looked meaningfully at the security personnel who had just checked Long You, frowned, and beckoned to Long You, "Come here, I have to check again!" ”

The dragon's right Adam's apple squirmed a few times, and he wanted to refuse Tie Niu's request and slip away, but he noticed Sima Bei's eyes, and then he found that Tie Niu had a black pistol pinned to his waist, swallowed his saliva, and had to squeeze out an ugly smiling face, slowly moved to Tie Niu, and stood side by side with Sima Bei, "There must be something wrong with the instrument, it is so far away, how can it be accurate!" ”

Tie Niu snorted heavily, "What nonsense, hurry up and stand up straight, Lao Tzu has to search carefully, in case some people fish in troubled waters!" ”

Long You grinned, and took advantage of the opportunity to raise his hands to gently throw the smart watch into Sima Bei's clothes pocket, the movements were smooth and fast, making people completely unaware that even Sima Bei felt that the clothes pocket sank, and then he knew that the smart watch was already on his body.

Sima Bei glanced around with his peripheral vision, and coughed pretending to be displeased, "Are you done searching?" If the search is finished, then I'll go out and wait first, the air here is polluted by sluts, and I'm afraid that I will be poisoned after sucking too much! ”

Tie Niu, who was searching Long You, had a sinking face, his eyes were grim, but the corners of his mouth hooked up a standard smile and said, "Thank you for your cooperation, village chief, and you are welcome to come to our courtyard next time...... When the time comes, I will definitely use all my skills to entertain you! ”

Sima Bei sneered, no longer continued to fight with Tie Niu, shook his head, quietly gave Long You and Haiyan a look, and then strode out of the security compound, guarded the outside of the courtyard gate, took a few deep breaths, comforted the heart that had been beating wildly since just now, hugged his arms, and waited quietly.

A moment later, Long You and Haiyan also walked out one after the other, and the three of them glanced at each other, smiling at the corners of their mouths, and stepped into the depths of the forest unhurriedly.

It wasn't until she was far enough away from the security compound that Haiyan let out a long sigh of relief and said excitedly, "It's successful!" Brother Sima, I was really scared to death just now, but fortunately, we cooperated tacitly...... It's so exciting! I haven't done anything so thrilling since I was a kid, and we actually managed to steal something from the security compound! ”

Sima Bei took off his grimace mask, glanced at Haiyan, and said in a low voice, "Be quiet...... Do you want the whole village to know what we just did? ”

Haiyan smiled and stuck out her tongue, "I'm sorry, I got a little carried away for a while, or Brother Sima, you are mature and steady, and the performance just now is simply leaky...... Especially the sentence that the air here is polluted by sluts, and I am afraid that I will be poisoned by inhaling too much...... It's too bad! ”

Sima Bei smiled shyly, "Routine operation, in fact, I have a lot of more damaging words than this, if you want to learn, I can teach you slowly......"

Long You looked at the two flirting with a strange expression, and smashed his mouth, "It's not over, when is it, and it's still here to show affection...... Do something right! ”

"Are you jealous......" Sima Bei's nostrils turned to the sky, but he didn't get tired of Haiyan anymore, he took out the smart watch in his pocket, rubbed the three words Zhang Xiaoman at the bottom of the watch a few times, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly, "Ge Laozi bought a watch last year, and finally got it back, and the way home is near!" ”

After saying that, Sima Bei immediately pressed the power button of the smart watch, and stared at the dial with a dry mouth.

Long You and Haiyan came over, and they also looked at the black dial with expectant faces.

More than ten minutes passed, and a yellow leaf fell from the branch above the three people.

The dial remains unchanged.

Haiyan said with an ignorant face, "Is it broken, do you want to shoot a few times...... I've heard that any electrical appliance will get better with just a few taps......"

Long You licked his lips and said, "It's specified that it's broken, but this thing can't be considered an electrical appliance, and it's not good to shoot...... Although I have strong hands-on ability, this thing is a bit advanced, and the parts are too small to repair at all! ”

Sima Bei shook his head, "It's not bad, it's just in the water, I'll just dry it when I go back......"

None of the three noticed a faint red light flashing in a corner at the bottom of the smartwatch, and each sighed and withdrew his gaze.

Sima Bei casually put the smart watch in his pocket and stretched, "Let's go, after stealing things, it's time for us to steal people!" ”