Chapter 22: Funeral Dragon

———— people are the father and daughter of the Zhang family.

"Come on, come in and sit." Chen Xiao greeted.

"No, no, today is the second day of the second month of the year of the lunar year, the lunar year and the lunar month, you said that today you will hold a funeral for Xiao Fan." Zhang Youqian waved his hand again and again.

"Oh, yes, don't you say I almost forgot, I'll get ready and go, Xiao Fan's house is not far away, right?" Chen Xiao said.

"Not far away, not far away, in the countryside of this city." Zhang Youqian said.

"Okay, I'll change my clothes."

Chen Xiao nodded and looked at Chen Xiaoxiao.

"Old sister, I'm going to do a funeral, do you want to be together?" Chen Xiao asked.

"Of course!"

Chen Xiaoxiao nodded without hesitation.

Although their cheap dad has no skills, he has a complete range of belongings, all kinds of uniforms, and he is very stylish.

In his early years, he bluffed many dignitaries.

It was only later that when he entered the age of science, all the ghosts, snakes, and gods were defeated.

The white shop slowly declined.

Not much.

Chen Xiao changed into a feather suit and a star crown, his face was like a crown of jade, and he was dignified and handsome.

Chen Xiaoxiao changed into a Daogu outfit.

The ancients had a poem: the pupil cut the water waist like a bundle, and a black yarn wrapped in cold jade.

It describes the beauty of Daogu.

Although Chen Xiaoxiao is young, he is like a clear lotus.

You can only look at it from a distance, and you can't play with it.

Seeing Chen Xiaoxiao, Zhang Yue was a little envious, although she boasted of being a beauty.

But compared with the former, the temperament of the two is very different.

The former is a fairy in the sky, and the latter is a mortal beauty.

It's not the same.

"Mr. Zhang, I'm ready here, let's go." Chen Xiao said.

"Okay, two real people, please!"

Although Zhang Youqian's arm was broken and he was wearing a plaster, he still struggled to raise his hand and made a "please" gesture.

Chen Xiao nodded lightly, turned on the Qi Hope Technique, and swept over the two of them.

Zhang Youqian's momentum is like a rainbow, showing a dazzling gold, indicating great wealth and nobility, and a smooth road in the future.

Zhang Yue is much more interesting, first light red, and then a touch of purple bursts out, which is unspeakably expensive.

The light red color represents peace and wealth, and she has no worries about food and clothing, which is in line with her identity as a young lady.

The subsequent purple color represents that her life will encounter a turning point and her life will change abruptly.

Her life is somewhat similar to Chen Xiaoxiao's.

And the reason for Chen Xiaoxiao's sudden change in life is Chen Xiao.

What about Zhang Yue?

Chen Xiao didn't know, and he didn't want to know, but he just smiled meaningfully.

Facing Chen Xiao's smiling expression.

Zhang Yue touched her nose nervously, she had the illusion of being seen through.

Zhang Youqian was much calmer, if Chen Xiao wanted to do something, he couldn't resist at all.

Therefore, the mentality is very flat.

Longteng Village.

This is a riverside fishing village.

In the early years, the villagers mainly made a living from fishing.

In the 21st century, almost all the young people in the village went to the city to work, and only some old and young women remained.

Xiao Fan's hometown is located here.

After consultation with his family, it was finally decided that the funeral would be held in the village and he would be buried in the mountain behind the village.

"My son, you died so miserably!"

"How can you bear to let your mother send a white-haired person to a black-haired person!"

"My son, you are so ruthless."

Xiao Fan is not married, and is a single-parent family, with only an old mother and a younger brother.

His mother hugged the urn and cried profusely.

His younger brother is tall and big, but he is a gangster, who bullies and dominates the market in the village all day long, and many people in the village are afraid of him.

Brother Fan's eyes swept fiercely at Zhang Youqian and his party.

When he saw Chen Xiaoxiao, he couldn't help but show an anxious expression, such a beautiful girl, and a Taoist aunt, simply satisfied all his XP.

When looking at Zhang Yue, he also flashed a stunning color, which is also a rare beauty.

looked at the bodyguards behind Zhang Youqian again, and he shook his head secretly.

He can't afford to mess with these people.

"Brother, do you really want to start a live broadcast?" Chen Xiaoxiao said in a low voice.

"Of course, we are a white shop, and we usually advertise a funeral one-stop, but now that we are going to do business, we naturally want to broadcast live to fans." Chen Xiao is rightfully authentic.

Although Chen Xiaoxiao felt a little embarrassed.

But my brother said so, so she had to start the live broadcast.

The camera focused on Chen Xiao.

【Sofa!】 Brother Bai Shi starts a live broadcast! I'm the first]

【Front row!】 Sell melon seeds and peanut soda! 】

[Brother Bai Shi's Taoist uniform is so handsome! ] It feels a little different from the traditional Taoist costume]

[This is called the feather coat star crown, which is a high-level Taoist clothing]

【Knowledge】

[Today's background looks like a mourning hall, is Brother Bai Shi doing white things? ] 】

[It seems that I heard someone crying and mourning, is it a funeral dragon? 】

[I often listen to Brother Bai Shi's promotion of funeral one-stop service, and I watched it for the first time today! ] 】

【Looking forward to】

As soon as the live broadcast room opened, countless fans poured in, and their popularity soared.

In less than a minute, it has already reached a million people.

……

After the family cries and mourns, relatives and friends salute.

Chen Xiao walked to the front of the stage, raised the dust in his hand, and said something in his mouth:

"The edict of the Taishang, the super-you-solitary, the ghosts and ghosts of everything, the four lives are gracious. …… Rescue and others, and rush to overlive. ”

[Does anyone know what Brother Bai Shi reads? The Diamond Sutra or the Great Compassion Mantra? 】

[It's terrible to have no culture, this is a curse to die]

[Lost! Your family teaches the curse of death in compulsory education! It's not normal for Lao Tzu to not know? 】

[Isn't the mantra of rebirth Buddhist?] Brother Bai Shi wears Taoist clothes and recites Buddhist mantras? 】

[Another uncultured, this is the Taoist version of the mantra of the dead, from the "Taishang Three Caves Divine Mantra Volume", the legend is that it was handed down by Taishang Laozi]

【Knowledge】

There was a lot of discussion about the barrage, and many people who knew the goods kept speaking.

After reciting the mantra, Chen Xiao took out a talisman.

The candlelight shone brightly, and the talisman emitted a burst of golden light.

Everyone in the mourning hall was stunned for a moment.

Boom!

The talisman suddenly burst into flames and spontaneously combusted.

【it!】 Brother Bai Shi's cow beep! 】

[I just blinked, the talisman was on fire? 】

[Brother Bai Shi still understands magic]

[Correct, it's called a spell!] 】

【……】

The barrage flows wildly.

Everyone in the mourning hall was also stunned, the golden light emitted by the talisman just now was already amazing, but they didn't expect that there was a spontaneous combustion of one hand, and they were really stunned.

The old people in the village were so excited that they kowtowed again and again.

Originally, they thought that Chen Xiao was young and should have no ability.

I didn't expect to show such a hand, and I instantly calmed them.

"It's just a little magic, what's the big deal." Brother Fan muttered quietly, his face disdainful.

"Don't talk nonsense!" His elder immediately glared.

"Cut~" Brother Fan pursed his lips contemptuously, and did not argue.

The strange thing is that the smoke from the talisman did not blow away with the wind.

Instead, a white line was formed and flew into the coffin.

This made everyone completely stunned.

This time, Brother Fan was also suppressed, this can no longer be explained by magic, it is definitely in the category of metaphysics!

【it!】 The smoke from this talisman still has automatic navigation? 】

[You're going to laugh at me, God is special for automatic navigation]

[Brother Bai Shi's shot, it's normal to be a little metaphysical]

[If the person in the coffin eats this cigarette, will he be reincarnated in the next life? 】

[Brother, you think a little too much, do you want to test it? ] Why don't you book a package with Brother Bai Shi? 】

[Just kidding! Joke! 】

This scene brought a large number of barrages, and more and more viewers poured into the live broadcast room.

It's broad daylight, and during working hours, the popularity of the live broadcast room has exceeded 10 million for the first time!

It can be seen that many people are fishing at work.