Chapter 171: Sister Zhou is good at everything, but it's a pity that she has a long mouth
Wujing Village.
The crowd had a night of suffering.
Cultivators like Chen Xiaoxiao and Bai Yunzhen are fine, after all, their physique is different from ordinary people.
But Director Huang, Captain Li, and the police officers were all tired.
They are all mortal bodies, they haven't slept all night, and they have to worry about weirdness all the time, and they are physically and mentally exhausted at this time.
……
The sky was dark.
The sun rises slowly from the sky, and the morning sun dyes the clouds red.
Sister Zhou nervously hid in the tent.
Because parasols alone cannot completely block out the sun.
[Brothers, I can't hold on, I have to go to sleep]
[It's so hot-blooded, I've only stayed up all night with my roommates before, and it's the first time I've stayed up all night with so many netizens]
[Sister Zhou, I'm also going to withdraw, I'm about to die suddenly]
[Wandering frantically on the verge of sudden death]
[I think I can stay up for three more days and three nights]
[It's over, I have to go to work today, so I don't have to sleep at all]
Many fans couldn't stand it anymore, so they hurried to sleep after posting a barrage, and many people went directly to work in the company.
"Brothers, if you can't stand it, go to sleep quickly, but don't really die suddenly." Zhou Shuyi spoke.
Speaking of this, Zhou Shuyi paused for a moment, and then said: "Even if it is really sudden death, remember to come to our Fengtian Baishi shop to book a package first." ”
[Sister Zhou, listen to me, thank you! 】
[You're such a marketing genius]
[I cried to death, Sister Zhou really thought about the fans, and even thought about the aftermath for the brothers]
[Although I haven't caught up with Sister Zhou yet, I have already thought about where to choose our future cemetery]
[If Brother Bai Shi sees it, he will definitely give Sister Zhou a good employee award]
Fans were amused by Zhou Shuyi's novel brain circuit and ridiculed one after another.
Outside the tent.
"Director Huang, please arrange for someone to transport this coffin back, and I'll ask my brother later to see what to do." Chen Xiaoxiao said.
"No problem!"
Director Huang nodded solemnly.
Although he was exhausted at this time, he could not relax in the slightest, because the lives of countless people were at stake.
If the weird is allowed to run out of the coffin, the entire Jiangcheng may not be at peace!
"Comrades, cheer up, now is not the time to relax, when the task is completed, I will give you a three-day vacation, and everyone will make up for sleep." Director Huang turned to the officers and said.
Hearing this, everyone instantly felt like they had been beaten with chicken blood, and they were all extremely excited at the thought of having a holiday soon.
"Team Li, you work hard, you can't go wrong in this matter." Director Huang then said to Captain Li.
"Huang Ju, I understand!" Captain Li nodded earnestly.
Bai Yun Zhenren looked at Chen Xiaoxiao and said, "Little fairy, when this is over, please say hello to your brother for me." ”
"No problem." Chen Xiaoxiao's head is small.
"Little fairy, say hello to him for me, too." Xuan Yuezi also said.
Chen Xiaoxiao bowed his head again.
The old monk and Dao Gu next to him also nodded slightly, showing goodwill.
Although it was the first time they saw Chen Xiaoxiao, they were all impressed by Chen Xiaoxiao's methods.
The group packed up their things and prepared to leave the village.
The coffin was tied with rope and carried out by four people.
"Master, what should I do then?"
Zhou Shuyi carefully hid under the parasol, not daring to let the sun shine in.
Originally, she thought that with a parasol in the way, it shouldn't be a big problem.
However, in practice, because the mountain forest is too narrow, the parasol cannot be fully opened.
"You should be able to turn into a ghost, right?" Chen Xiaoxiao thought for a moment and asked.
"What the hell?" Zhou Shuyi scratched her head and wondered.
"Aren't you half-human, half-ghost? When you use spells, don't you want to become a spirit? Chen Xiaoxiao asked.
"Oh, I see, Master, you're talking about the spellcasting state, right? I'll try. ”
Zhou Shuyi reacted, quickly closed her eyes, and entered an illusory spirit state.
I saw her float up in an instant, and her body seemed to have no weight.
"You just stay like this, I'll close the umbrella, can't you just hide in the umbrella?" Chen Xiaoxiao said.
"I feel a bit like a ghost in a movie, but I'm not a ghost."
Zhou Shuyi felt that her brain CPU was overloaded, and she didn't expect that she could exist in such a way.
Chen Xiaoxiao tugged at the corners of her mouth, didn't talk nonsense to her, and directly closed the umbrella.
Zhou Shuyi was instantly squeezed into a fluid and stored in the gap of the sun umbrella.
"It's amazing, it's really amazing!"
Zhou Shuyi was shocked, she never knew that she could operate like this!
The people around were also stunned, half-human and half-ghost still have this benefit? It's no different from weirdness!
The live stream continued, and the phone had just been put aside.
Now after collecting the umbrella, Chen Xiaoxiao picked up the mobile phone and glanced at the mobile phone screen.
[Cow beep!] Sister Zhou can still be received into the umbrella! 】
[Brothers, I have a bold idea! 】
【Bold!】 Don't think about it! 】
[If anyone marries Sister Zhou, there are too many tricks to play! ] 】
[It's best not to let Sister Zhou see what you say, otherwise your number will be gone]
Although Zhou Shuyi didn't see these bold barrages, Chen Xiaoxiao saw them.
The corners of Chen Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched slightly, and he permanently banned a few netizens who were talking about it with an expressionless face.
……
It took more than two hours to enter the village last night,
But now it took less than an hour to get out,
I came to the place where the helicopter was parked.
"Little fairy, is this coffin going to be brought with a helicopter?" Director Huang hesitated.
Chen Xiaoxiao was still thinking and had not yet spoken.
Sister Zhou's voice came from inside the sun umbrella: "Don't do it, if it's weird and suddenly weird, the plane crashes and people die, and the fun will be great." ”
Hearing this, although everyone felt that it was very reasonable, they couldn't help but twitch the corners of their mouths.
was obviously very serious, but when it came out of Zhou Shuyi's mouth, it became another taste.
[Sister Zhou has a white mouth]
[I'm laughing to death, the little fairy is estimated to be angry and crying by this stupid child]
[Sister Zhou has been put into the umbrella, and her mouth is still so poisonous]
[In other words, Sister Zhou's sun umbrella is so long, can she take it to the helicopter? ] 】
[The scene is instantly cold, this is Sister Zhou's skill]
Fans were amused again, Sister Zhou is good at everything, but it's a pity that she has a long mouth.
Fans are ridiculing the barrage, but Zhou Shuyi is staying in the umbrella now and can't see the barrage at all, so she doesn't know this.
"Master, why don't you speak? Am I not right? ”
After a while, Zhou Shuyi's voice came out again.
"Ahem... Shu Yi, your uncle once said a sentence, I think it's very right. Chen Xiaoxiao coughed dryly and said.
"What?" Zhou Shuyi asked.
"Adults talk, children don't interject." Chen Xiao Xiaoice said coldly.
"......" Zhou Shuyi was silent in an instant.
She's disgusted again.
Everyone on the field was holding back their laughter, wanting to laugh but embarrassed to laugh.
But the fans in the live broadcast room don't have so many scruples.
[I'm laughing to death!] Sister Zhou, adults speak, children don't interject! 】
[It turned out to be Brother Bai Shi's words, it seems that when the brothers were not there, Brother Bai Shi already disliked Sister Zhou very much! ] 】
[Sister Zhou, why don't you be a dumb person, I think it's good to be dumb]
[That's right, I like dumbness]
[Do you like to be dumb? You are the body of Sister Zhou! You shit! 】
【……】