——During the live broadcast of Chen Xiaoxiao's daughters.

Thousands of miles away in the capital.

in a luxury hotel.

Xu Expert, a professor at Peking University, is meeting a young foreign female teacher in private, ready to make up for her foreign language knowledge.

It was just when he was studying seriously that there was a sudden knock on the door.

"Open the door! Police anti-pornography! ”

Someone shouted outside the door.

Expert Xu shrank in fright in an instant.

If you don't come sooner or later, you just came at this time, and he just took off his pants!

Whoever gives him one more minute, he's done.

In addition to the physical discomfort, he was more of a psychological concern.

You know, he is a professor at Peking University.

sweep the pornography to the professor, if this spreads, isn't it a shame to throw it to grandma's house?

"Open the door! The waiter is here! Open the door! ”

Seeing that the people inside did not open the door for a long time, they often called the hotel waiter.

The waiter didn't dare to slack off and hurriedly took the room card.

Drip!

Click!

The door opened.

"It's over!"

When I thought that I would not be able to protect my old age, I was spurned by thousands of people.

Expert Xu was distressed for a while.

suddenly

He convulsed, and he fell straight down.

"Ahh

The foreign female teacher next to her was startled, and she didn't bother to wear her clothes, so she ran to the side.

"He, he has nothing to do with me, he fainted himself." Although the female teacher is a foreigner, she speaks Chinese fluently and quickly cleared up the relationship.

The policeman hurriedly ran over, sniffed, and then put his hand on his heart.

"Oh no, he's not breathing, and his heartbeat is weak!" The policeman said hurriedly.

"Get to the hospital now!"

The captain of the anti-yellow team was also anxious, and hurriedly said loudly.

They are just sweeping the pornography, why are they still making trouble?

It's just that when they carried Professor Xu out, they saw his little brother, who was really a little mini.

Such a mini little brother is still looking for a foreign language teacher?

It's a terrible thing!

Of course.

It's just a momentary thought.

The crowd quickly left it behind.

Half an hour later.

Specialist Xu was pronounced dead at the hospital.

The cause of death was a sudden cerebral infarction and cerebral hemorrhage.

The matter was already over, and at most the family members were notified.

But who knows, there is a nurse who recognized the identity of Expert Xu, who is a professor at Peking University, a famous expert.

Immediately, the nurse posted the news of her death on social platforms.

Then the hotel's service staff broke out that the expert was swept away when he was learning a foreign language in the hotel, resulting in a cerebral infarction.

A person familiar with the matter even revealed that this is not the first time that the expert has learned a foreign language, and he has an average of two or three times a month.

Some witnesses said that the expert's little brother shrank into his abdomen, and he couldn't see it if he didn't look carefully.

Time.

The Internet is full of laughter.

[I remember that this expert was paid attention to by Brother Bai Shi, right? 】

[I remember that Brother Bai Shi also opened the market, and I bet on him to choke to death by drinking water, but I didn't expect it to be when I was learning a foreign language]

[Laughing to death, I said how to have the option to learn a foreign language, it turns out that there are really people who will be gagged when learning a foreign language]

[I bet right, 50 for one!] 】

[This kind of spicy chicken expert, it should have been Ga a long time ago]

【Good of white things】

[How did this kind of scum scum become a professor? Very doubtful about the gold content of Peking University]

[Brother, character has nothing to do with knowledge, some people have no morality, but their brains are very good]

【……】

The well-known blogger "Jianghu Laobai" also posted: "Do expert remarks represent authority? Are some of the statements biased? Looking at the remarks of experts rationally, you and I are both experts. ”

The article is not long, just over a thousand words.

But it has been praised and supported by the majority of netizens.

Since posting for Brother Bai Shi, the number of fans of "Jianghu Lao Bai" has skyrocketed, and he is now a big blogger with more than 10 million fans.

——

Mukden white shop.

(Start Life Settlement)

(Customer ID: Xu expert takes you to see the world, instant lifespan: 63, acquisition ratio 7:1, host gain 9 years lifespan)

(Host Current Lifespan: 1012.1)

Chen Xiao saw the system prompt.

I know that this expert has already grunted.

The cool kind.

To his surprise, Expert Xu is not old-hearted, he is already 63 years old, and he is still learning foreign languages.

Ga on the bed, it can be regarded as a good story.

It's just that Chen Xiao doesn't know what.

Expert Xu did not spread good stories,

Instead, a joke was made.

When the children and grandchildren of Expert Xu learned the news, the family was stunned.

Shame on grandma's house!

Of course.

None of this has anything to do with Chen Xiao.

However, Zhang Yue specially called over to inform him of the incident, and his tone was a little excited.

"Little junior sister, you can study with peace of mind, I will handle this kind of trivial matter." Chen Xiao smiled lightly.

"I'm not worried about you, senior brother, being wronged." Zhang Yue smiled.

"Yes, yes, I was wronged, when will you come back to see me?" Chen Xiao said with a smile.

"Okay, I'll have the National Day in a few days, and I'll stay in Baishipu for seven days." Zhang Yue said.

"Okay, when the time comes, I'll wait for you to come back and wash the dust for you." Chen Xiao said.

After talking to the little sister,

Chen Xiao went to Chen Xiaoxiao's side to take a few looks.

Seeing that they were seriously origami, they didn't bother, and went back to their rooms to practice.

——

Open your eyes again.

It was early the next morning.

Chen Xiao was subconsciously stunned for a moment.

Because across from him sat a man.

It was Chen Xiaoxiao.

Chen Xiaoxiao held her chin with her hands, as if she was dozing, her head hanging down and hanging down, very cute.

Suddenly.

Her long eyelashes moved.

Chen Xiao hurriedly closed his eyes and pretended to cultivate.

Chen Xiaoxiao woke up and looked around, as if he was a thief, a little panicked.

But when she found that Chen Xiao hadn't woken up yet, she was immediately relieved.

Chen Xiaoxiao suddenly approached.

The head was close to Chen Xiao.

The thin lips touched lightly on Chen Xiao's face.

Then she quickly retracted her head.

Seeing that Chen Xiao still showed no signs of awakening.

She plucked up her courage, and her red lips were imprinted on Chen Xiao's lips.

She was just about to be separated.

Suddenly, Chen Xiao opened his eyes.

The eyes are facing each other.

Chen Xiaoxiao was stunned.

She panicked.

She subconsciously retracted her head.

But Chen Xiao suddenly stretched out his hand and hugged her.

Chen Xiaoxiao went from struggling, to complying, and then to falling on Chen Xiao's body softly, it only took 3 seconds.

A kiss is wild.

Until I almost ran out of breath.

Chen Xiao let go.

Whew~Whew~

Chen Xiaoxiao gasped and looked at him with resentful eyes.

"Well, it's a little sweet, do you have honey on your mouth?"

Chen Xiao licked his lips and asked with a smile.

Chen Xiaoxiao blushed and ran out.

But because of the weakness of his legs, he almost fell.

Chen Xiao smiled slightly, it was quite fun to tease the old girl.

After a while.

Chen Xiao adjusted his mentality and glanced at the attribute panel.

Host: Chen Xiao

Constitution: 105

Spirit: 1000

Lifespan: 1012.1

Merit: 17600

Spell:......

Physique has increased by 3 points, and the spirit value has exceeded 1,000!

The most obvious change is that his perception of things is several times clearer!

This is a quantitative change that produces a qualitative change.

He can even penetrate flesh and blood with his divine sense, clearly perceiving tiny cells in the human body.

If he becomes a doctor, he can accurately understand the cancer cells in the human body, and he can cure cancer patients without taking medicine!

Of course, he had no interest in becoming a doctor.

Compared to saving people, he still prefers Ga people.