Liu Shishi sat on the sofa worriedly.

This was her first time in the white shop, and her eyes couldn't help but glance at the hall with curiosity.

Seeing the funeral supplies placed everywhere, she felt a little infiltrated, but she didn't dare to say it.

"Now you can tell me, is there anything you want to do with me?"

Chen Xiao poured tea for the second daughter and asked.

"My lord, that's the case, in the last few days, I have always felt chest tightness, my body is tired, and I can't wake up easily, and I always feel as if I am haunted by weirdness."

Liu Shishi took a sip of tea and said hurriedly.

"You're not weird, you've just been frightened by weirdness, you feel chest tightness, your body is tired, these symptoms are not weird, but a heart attack."

Chen Xiao waved his hand.

"It's not weird!"

Liu Shishi was overjoyed when she heard this.

But she soon realized that something was wrong.

"My lord, you just said I had a heart attack?"

Liu Shishi was stunned.

Yang Mi was also stunned for a moment and looked at her best friend.

"What? Any doubts? ”

Chen Xiao shrugged and asked.

"But I don't have a heart condition, I just had a physical examination a few days ago, and I'm in good health."

Liu Shishi said with a sad face.

"Huh"

Chen Xiao smiled faintly and did not explain.

"My lord, is Shishi a heart attack?"

Yang Mi suddenly opened her mouth and asked tentatively.

"Let's not talk about that."

Chen Xiao waved his hand and changed the topic, "Shishi, I have watched a lot of your TV series, and I am your fan." ”

"Thank you, thank you for your like."

Liu Shishi was flattered and waved her hand again and again.

"Shishi, I have launched a few new preferential packages here, I don't know if you are interested? As your fan, I will give you a preferential price, only 9.98 million yuan. ”

Chen Xiao continued.

"Package?"

Liu Shishi was stunned.

Yang Mi was also stunned.

"I... You... I ......"

Liu Shishi panicked, spoke incoherently, and couldn't say a complete sentence for a long time.

She was still thinking just now that Brother Bai Shi was not as terrible as she imagined, and he didn't make people feel like he was at every turn.

But it's less than ten minutes now, and Brother Bai is about to gag her?

"Listen to me first."

Chen Xiao raised his hand and pressed it, and said.

Liu Shishi was about to cry and looked at him in a panic.

"This preferential package not only includes a funeral dragon, but also gives Samadhi real fire cremation service, as well as a good clay urn and a century-old peach coffin, to ensure that you will not cheat the corpse and prevent you from becoming weird from the root."

Speaking of this, Chen Xiao paused and said: "By the way, you can also choose a complete set of funeral supplies, such as this paper airplane, which is the latest product, so that you can also enjoy the benefits of a special plane in the underworld, and your life after death is more convenient." ”

Chen Xiao introduced it seriously.

Liu Shishi's face was extremely difficult to see, and she almost cried.

"My lord, Shishi she is ......"

Yang Mi opened her mouth with a complicated face, and she stopped talking.

"Life and death are the necessary stages of human beings, there is nothing to taboo, you are a yin, don't you even understand this truth?"

Seeing that she wanted to speak and stopped, Chen Xiao suddenly said with a straight face.

"Shishi, is she the end of her life?"

Yang Mi tried to correct her color and asked.

"That's right, she's at the end of her life, probably tonight."

Chen Xiao nodded.

“……”

Liu Shishi cried, crying silently, tears across her cheeks and dripping on the back of her hand.

She still thinks that Brother Bai Shi is a good person,

It turned out to be a real gagging for her!

Yang Mi suddenly remembered something, when she accompanied Liu Yifei to Bai Shi Shop, she was also promoted by Brother Bai Shi in this way...

"My lord, can she be a yin?"

Yang Mi was silent for a moment and asked.

Hear the words.

Liu Shishi immediately raised her head, wiped away her tears, and looked at Chen Xiao expectantly.

"Theoretically speaking, candidates with poor character and learning are preferred, and people with high quality...... Well, in metaphysical terms, it is a person with yin virtue. ”

Chen Xiao groaned.

"My lord, I usually like to help others the most, I will help my grandmother cross the road, and I often donate money to the disaster area, and I will go to every charity party."

Liu Shishi hurriedly spoke, looking at Chen Xiao with a blank eye.

Chen Xiao looked at her steadily.

Liu Shishi was shy, her face was slightly red, and she didn't dare to look at Chen Xiao.

"I can give you a place, but if I find out that you have done any evil deeds, you should know about the eighteen layers of hell, right? You don't want to go in for a walk, do you? ”

Chen Xiao looked at her for a long time before finally speaking.

But the tone was very cold, which made Liu Shishi shiver.

Hearing "Eighteen Layers of Hell", Liu Shishi's mind couldn't help but flash the live broadcast she watched some time ago.

She didn't want to experience any of those tortures!

"Thank you, sir! I'm going to do a good job! Definitely won't disappoint your expectations! ”

Liu Shishi immediately knelt down and kowtowed.

"Get up, make me look like a feudal landlord, this is the age of science, everything is democratic and fair."

Chen Xiao waved his hand and made Liu Shishi stand up straight involuntarily.

The reason why Chen Xiao accepted Liu Shishi is also simple.

She is good-looking, of acceptable quality, and is in line with the poor candidate.

Under similar other conditions, Chen Xiao naturally hopes that his subordinates are all beautiful women, at least more eye-catching.

Immediately.

Chen Xiao took out the Divine Sealing Order.

With a few taps from him.

The Fengshen Order shot out a golden light and submerged into Liu Shishi's mind.

Liu Shishi was still at a loss at first.

But immediately, I felt like my whole person was torn in half, and I was in a cold sweat.

At that moment, she almost thought she was going to gag on the spot!

She has never given birth to a child, but she feels that it is estimated that giving birth to a child is not so painful!

"Relax and don't resist."

Chen Xiao's gentle voice came into her mind.

Liu Shishi subconsciously gave up resistance and let her soul be divided.

But the pain continued, and it didn't lessen.

Letting go of the mind makes the slicing of the soul faster, but it does not ease the pain.

fortunately

The pain lasted only a few moments.

Her chest heaved and heaved, revealing the expression of the rest of her life.

"You can go back, when your yang life is over, the yin soul will leave the body, and it will become yin."

Chen Xiao said.

"That's it?"

Liu Shishi was a little confused, as if nothing had happened, and it ended suddenly?

"What else do you want? Kneel three times and knock nine times, and then go up to the emperor to tell the emperor, and play the earth? I'll give you another Zen ceremony? ”

Chen Xiao rolled his eyes and waved his hand.

When the Yin God was sealed before,

The reason why I recite some mantras and lines,

It's just to be more formal.

Now he is too lazy to read, so naturally he saves these links.

"That's not ......"

Liu Shishi couldn't cry or laugh.

"By the way, do I still need to buy a funeral package?"

After a while, Liu Shishi asked in a daze.

"Look at yourself, your physical body is about to die, and it's okay if you want to hold a funeral for your physical body, but if you want to save trouble, it's okay to cremate it directly."

Chen Xiao glanced at her and said lightly.

“……”

Funeral for the flesh......

No matter how she thought about it, Liu Shishi felt weird.

"What do you think, sir?"

Liu Shishi asked tangledly.

"What do I think? I sat and watched. ”

Chen Xiao cocked Erlang's legs and said leisurely.

“……”

Liu Shishi looked at Yang Mi.

Yang Mi shrugged her shoulders and spread her hands, indicating that she had no idea.

After hesitating for a while, Liu Shishi finally chose to buy a package.

Wait until she pays.

陈霄 says:

"That's it for today, you go back and explain the future.

You don't have much time.

In the future, it will be a bad day, and I will not be able to accompany my family as before.

After all, there is a difference between humans and ghosts, and too much contact with humans can easily bring them bad luck. ”

Liu Shishi nodded stunned.

The second daughter went out of the white shop.

Yang Mi is still attached to Liu Shishi as before.

"Sister Mi, what does it feel like to be a yincha? Is it any different from before? Is there anything to look out for? ”

Liu Shishi was like a hundred thousand whys, constantly asking all kinds of questions.

……

After seeing the second daughter leave, Chen Xiao was idle and bored, so he started the live broadcast.

[Hi Da Pu Ben! Universal celebration! Brother Bai Shi is on the air! 】

[Who is Brother Bai Shi going to be today? ] 】

[Brother Baishi, you haven't brought goods for a long time, the little yellow car is about to be new]

[Is Brother Bai still a fortune teller? ] Recently, I've been a little unlucky, and I want to tell my fortune and transfer it]

[Good brother, fortune telling will not be transferred, it will only let you go directly]

[Forgot the previous Victim Alliance?] 】

【……】

As soon as the broadcast started, tens of millions of netizens poured into the live broadcast room.

The popularity of the live broadcast room rose rapidly, and in less than a minute, it increased to more than 100 million.

It can be said that every time Chen Xiao broadcasts live, his popularity is higher than the online concerts of those top stars.

"Good afternoon, netizens, this is Fengtian Baishipu, a professional funeral one-stop!"

"Cemetery Feng Shui, funeral auspiciousness, ceremonial convoy, paper man customization...... We're here for you. ”

Chen Xiao said the familiar opening remarks.

Seeing that someone in the barrage asked him to bring new goods to the little yellow car,

He glanced at the various funeral items in the hall,

Recently, Chen Xiaoxiao and Zhou Shuyi have folded a lot of paper people and paper money, and the wreaths are also unsalable, but they can sell a batch of goods.

Immediately, he said: "Friends, I see that many people want me to bring goods, so I will meet everyone's wishes today. ”

[Laugh to death!] Others bring goods to sell delicious and fun, Brother Bai Shi is good, live broadcast sells wreaths]

[In that case, don't grab it from me, I didn't grab the talisman before, so I can't grab the wreath this time! 】

[Produced by Brother Baishi, it must be a high-quality product, even if it is a piece of, I will rob it! ] 】

[Brother, you are a ruthless person! 】

[If I can grab Brother Baishi's, I'll swallow feces live on the spot! ] 】

【it!】 It's a wolf! 】

[It's really a cow on a plane, and the cow beeps to the sky!] 】

【……】

Many netizens were shocked by this rebellious statement.

Chen Xiao also saw this barrage, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and he gave this person a ban on his expressionless face.

Seeing that this person was banned, netizens ridiculed again.

Chen Xiao ignored them anymore, silently operated the backstage of the little yellow car, and put the goods on the shelves.

Golden Boy and Jade Female Paper Figures, 100 pieces.

Paper Men and Paper Horses, 100 pieces.

Treasure banknotes of Celcomt Bank, 100 copies.

Wreaths, 100 servings.

As well as, all kinds of other funeral supplies are on the shelves one by one.

The price is not expensive, everything is 100 yuan.

But he made a limit, and one person was limited to one purchase.

【it!】 What the hell are you guys doing! In just one second, it's all over? 】

[Lao Tzu is stuck in the payment of seconds, and the payment fails]

[I grabbed the wreath!] 】

[Brother, do you sell wreaths?] I'll pay 100,000 yuan to recycle]

[100,000 yuan want Brother Baishi's wreath? I'll give a million! 】

[I'll give 10 million! 】

[What Lao Tzu has is money! Lao Tzu out of 100 million! Buy a wreath at a high price! 】

[It's all crazy! 100 million to buy a wreath? The world is crazy! 】

There are all kinds of information floating in the barrage.

Some grabbers are ecstatic, some buyers bid wildly, and more are regretful.

Chen Xiao shook his head secretly and ignored them.

If you can grab it, it means that there is a certain source of blessing.

It's okay to make a little money.