"Sprite, come and change my clothes. I cried out as I lay on my bed......

"Hey~ here comes the mother. Sprite rushed in, I didn't expect that Ling Xuan to be quite tricky, so that he could call the queen mother, cow ......

In fact, Miss Sprite, if you want to talk about cows, you are the orthodox cow, you are forcing Ling Xuan to be a character who can call the queen mother, not you cow, who is the cow.

I yawned and looked at Ling Xuan, who was sitting precariously, with resentment in my eyes......

Ling Xuan looked at me yawning with black lines on his head...... Feed...... Mother, you are sleeping all day long, and you yawn a lot, this is too against the sky......

"Go down, all of you. ”

"Yes. "After sending a group of palace maids down, I squinted at Ling Xuan in front of me......

"Mother's ......"

"Tell me about the situation. ”

"That day ......" Ling Xuan used various adjectives to describe how Sprite went from cold to faint liking to cold again.

After listening to this process, I gave him a two-word evaluation: deserved.

Ling Xuan said he was puzzled...... Also innocent......

"Na, your previous active show of love is a very good thing, but have you ever heard of it, it is not as good as this idiom. ”

Ling Xuan shook his head......

Nani ...... Do you know Confucius?"

"I don't know, anyone. ”

“...... My family's ...... The gardener ......, "Isn't he a teacher? A teacher is a gardener, and he has been using metaphors since he was a child......

"Mother's gardener, how can I know ......"

"Going too far is this idiom, which means that when a person does something, the effect of overdoing it is the same as not doing it. ”

"Niangniang, you mean, I'm showing too much love?"

"Bingo ~ Uh...... Yes. ”

"Is there anything to make up for that? Sprite really doesn't pay any attention to me now. ”

"No way, you'd better start over all over again, forget about your past successes and failures, and start a new relationship. ”

"In fact, chasing girls is the same as marching to war, first of all, we must understand the characteristics of the enemy, have you heard it or not, know yourself and know that the other side will win all battles, this sentence. ”

Ling Xuan shook his head very dryly.

I looked at Ling Xuan with pity as if I couldn't stand you...... Is it because there is no war in these countries, this experience has been summed up.

However, the two largest countries are friendly to each other, and other small countries are also attached to these two large countries, so it can be said that there are relatively few wars. No wonder there are no wise sayings, even if there is no test, it is a bunch of, who wants to read it. Grandpa Mao said: The best way to test military theories in war......

"I really haven't heard of it. Ling Xuan looked at me and said pitifully again.

"Let me explain to you then, what do you do when you march to war and go to war with a country?"

This was obviously asking Ling Xuan's strengths......

"Of course, it's about studying the positions that will be played against the enemy and the number of people needed in each place. And tactics. ”

"Well, what else?"

"And ...... Feasts, feast the soldiers, and boost their morale. ”

"Well, what else?"

"And there's more?!...... Punch and drink?"

"Poof...... completely defeated him. Isn't there any military genius in this era????

"Before you go to war, you have to do more than that, of course you have to do it, what you also need is to study the enemy's tactics, their specific situation, you generally only know how many people they have and who is the leader. But you also need to know the style of the leader, the number and ability of the generals under him, in which environment their fighters are stronger in combat and in which environment their combat effectiveness is weaker, and then analyze our strengths, so that you can use our most powerful to fight with their weakest, so that you will have a chance of winning. ”

"You...... You ......" Ling Xuan looked at me like a ghost.

"What's the matter, what's on my face?" looked a little disgusted by his eyes......

It feels like he's going to eat me......