Chapter 13 Hahaha The anchor has been arrested
The night is dark and the wind is high.
In a corner of Xuancheng, Zhao Xiaohua ended his overtime in the middle of the night and stretched out in front of the window.
I was about to fall asleep, and suddenly saw a lightning bolt in the direction of Baoshan directly splitting down, across the sky, still purple!
"Damn, who Taoist friend wants to cross the catastrophe~"
teasingly, Zhao Xiaohua rubbed his tired and ugly face and went to bed.
"Little painting~"
"Paint~"
"I am your seventy-eighth great-grandfather Zhao Bingde~"
As soon as Zhao Xiaohui fell asleep, she faintly heard a cheap swishing sound, and she opened her eyes with a spirit, so frightened that she almost went out of her body.
An old man with a snow-white face, dressed in a robe and a riding coat, was crouching on her bedside table and staring at her.
Zhao Xiaohui shuddered and quickly closed his eyes, "I love money when I am rich and democratic!" Don't come to haunt demons and monsters, retreat and retreat~"
"Cera?"
Before the fifth retreat was finished, the voice sounded in his ears again.
Zhao Xiaohui opened his eyes in despair.
Zhao Bingde smiled at her with a self-righteous smile, "Painting, thank you for your big villa." ”
Zhao Xiaohui made his eerie smile so frightened that his hair exploded, and he screamed, but he didn't scream, he was stuck in his throat, and then he was stunned, "Big villa? ”
Zhao Bingde squatted on the bedside table and said gratefully: "Yes, yesterday you brought me a big villa, I received it, it is very good, there are all kinds of appliances in it, and there is also an air conditioner that can blow hot air, you don't know how cold it is in the underworld, blowing hot air is much more comfortable for my old cold legs, I didn't expect that I have been dead for so many years and people are still worried." ”
In the dead of night.
An old male ghost squats on your bedside table and discusses with you whether the underworld is cold or not!
This scene is quite underworld.
But the key is that Zhao Xiaohua really burned down the big villa yesterday.
The funeral lady also said that the people under the big villa she burned could really receive it, and said that someone would let her sleep well.
No......
Is your logistics in the underworld so collapsed?
Her big villa was burned to her sister Zhao Manman.
How did this come to an old man.
When he got into the right seat, Zhao Xiaohua's fear was not so strong, he turned over and sat up, looking at the old male ghost, "You received the villa?" I'm not for you, I'm for my sister. ”
"Not for me?" Zhao Bingde's happiness that he had been remembered for so many years was gone, and he squatted there with a dejected head and a shrug of his eyebrows, "But I've already received it, and it doesn't seem that it can be returned." ”
God can't return it, do you dare to return it, I dare to accept it!
Speechless in his heart, Zhao Xiaohui was polite, after all, he couldn't offend the ghost, "Then since you received it, live there, and I'll burn another one for my sister." ”
Zhao Bingde had a dead face, very embarrassed, "I want to keep it, but ...... I want 500 yuan for the transfer fee, don't I have no money, thinking that someone is worried about me, I will ask in a dream to see if you can burn me some more money. ”
Zhao Xiaohui: ......
Looking at each other, Zhao Bingde held a glimmer of hope, "No, is it?" Seventy-eighth great-great-granddaughter. ”
Zhao Xiaohui: ......
My goddamn soft-hearted eyes!
"Burn burn, burn some money for you, you have come to the door with your relatives, can I let you leave empty-handed?" Zhao Xiaohui responded speechlessly, "What's your name, I'll burn it right next time, don't burn it wrong." ”
Zhao Bingde's dead face suddenly came alive.
"Thank you, seventy-eight generations of great-great-granddaughters! My name is Zhao Bingde, and my birthday is ......"
As soon as he reported the information, after reporting it, he asked again very angrily.
"Also, Hui'er, our ancestor has a Shang Fang sword, which was given to me as a burial gift when I died, and now it has been stolen by tomb robbers, can you help find it? That sword is the treasure of our family's mansion. ”
When Zhao Xiaohui heard this, he suddenly remembered that when he watched the live broadcast of the funeral lady today, it seemed that there was a bronze sword at Sister Zhao's house, and the funeral sister said that it was a funeral item.
Depend on!
It can't be such a coincidence.
Zhao Xiaohui hurriedly asked, "What does Shang Fang's sword look like?" ”
Zhao Bingde immediately said: "The bronze sword, which sinks 8.8 kilograms and is 2 feet long, is carved with the totem of the green dragon flying into the sky. ”
Zhao Xiaohui thought back to the sword in the live broadcast room, damn, except for the height and weight, everything else is right, "Okay, I'll inquire about the sword tomorrow." ”
She agreed, and Zhao Bingde was very grateful.
"What, seventy-eight generations of great-granddaughters, you just said that your big villa was burned to your sister, I think you are only in your twenties, and your sister is gone? What's her name, I'll see if I can help you inquire if she has been reincarnated. ”
Sure enough, as the old saying goes: someone is good.
"My sister's name is Zhao Manman, and it was gone in February last year," Zhao Xiaohui hurriedly got out of bed and took out the photo album from the bookcase, and turned out Zhao Manman's photo to show Zhao Bingde, "It looks like this." ”
Zhao Bingde looked at it carefully for a while, in order to make sure that in case, "When you give me money, by the way, take down the photo of Manman, in case I can't remember, and, bring a roast chicken." ”
Zhao Xiaohui: ...... I have a reasonable suspicion that you are just scam out of money.
Early the next morning, Zhao Xiaohui got up from the bed, and didn't care about whether he was dreaming last night or what, so he immediately washed up and took a taxi and went straight to Jiang's funeral shop.
Jiang's funeral shop.
Jiang Ningning just started the live broadcast.
"Good morning, treasures!"
Jiang Ningning said hello casually, and then began to clean up the counter of the funeral shop.
Yesterday in the middle of the night, she actually didn't wake up a little, yawned, yellow mounted paper, gold ingots, big villas, small wreaths...... It's all sorted.
[Did that little sister get her brain back yesterday? Squint and smile. 】
[Did the little sister say yesterday that her brain lost Baoshan? ] The anchor must have said that she did the lightning and thunder in Baoshan last night! I've thought of all the routines for her! Wait for her to make it up! 】
[This kind of garbage script is believed by anyone? ] The garbage anchor has just any traffic, and he has reported it. 】
[Yesterday, the anchor said that the sword was a burial item, and today it will be announced, and the sword is indeed an unearthed cultural relic. 】
[The blind cat just bumped into the dead mouse, and he only believed that he had the ability to let the person who burned the villa come out and take two steps! 】
[That is, when DISS is walking, it is not very awesome, and I have the ability to let the person who received the villa come out and say that there is no dream in the end. 】
Jiang Ningning casually put a large villa from the shelf to the counter, and said casually: "In less than three minutes, the first guest to enter the door is to dream." ”
The voice fell.
The sound of the shop opening sounded.
"Excuse me, is the boss, Miss Jiang Ningning, here?" Zhao Xiaohui stood at the door, a little cramped.
Jiang Ningning glanced at the barrage and smiled at the visitor, "I'm Jiang Ningning, who are you?" ”
Zhao Xiaohui hurriedly stepped forward, "Hello Miss Jiang, I am a sailor who received the big villa the day before yesterday, and my seventy-eighth great-grandfather gave me a dream." ”
Without waiting for Zhao Xiaohui to finish speaking, the door of the store was pushed open again, and a policeman came in, "Jiang Ningning?" Come with us, there is a case that needs your cooperation. ”
【??? 】
[I was just about to say that the anchor is awesome, but the word hasn't been finished yet. 】
[The police came in a timely manner, and the anchor was arrested before the show started, cool! ] 】
[Hahahaha, the stupid anchor has been caught! ] 】
[It's a pity, I still want to watch the live broadcast to collect debts. 】
[DISS peers can't die well! ] 】