Chapter 869: She's Still a Child
Chen Xiao followed Klee to the deep mountains in the wild.
There was the sound of wolves howling and tiger howling.
But Klee wasn't scared at all, and smiled happily.
"Sister Klee, aren't you afraid of these beasts?"
Chen Xiao asked.
"Brother Chen Xiao, Klee is very powerful, don't worry, I will protect you."
Klee is a big ghost, with a straight face, and said in a very serious tone.
But because the voice is immature, it's a bit fun to listen to.
When speaking.
Then a hilichurl rushed over with a couple of demon wolves.
"Bouncing Bomb!"
Unhurried, Klee took the bomb out of her bag and threw it over.
Boom!!
A loud bang.
Bomb exploded.
Hilichurls and demon wolves were all blown away.
Then it was reduced to ashes.
Countless people were stunned by this scene.
γit!γ What kind of bomb is this? γ
[Carrying a grenade with you? γ
[This is not a grenade, the grenade is not so powerful!] γ
γit!γ High-explosive grenades! γ
[High-explosive grenades are not so strong!] γ
[The fierce beasts in the wild have long been immune to modern weapons, this is definitely not an ordinary grenade bullet! ] γ
[Her bag won't be full of such bombs!] γ
[She can indeed protect Brother Bai Shi! γ
[Worthy of the fireworks knight! ] This spark in the sky is the blood of the enemy! γ
Netizens were completely stunned.
"Klee, show me your bag."
Chen Xiao said with a straight face.
"Huh? Brother Chen Xiao, do you want to see my schoolbag? It's not good. β
Klee was a little weak-hearted.
"What's wrong, is there something unsightly hidden in it?"
Chen Xiao continued to keep a straight face.
"No, no ......"
Klee stuttered, her eyes rolling, trying to figure out how to get by.
"Brother Chen Xiao, Klee is hungry, why don't we go and fry fish to eat!"
She said suddenly.
As he spoke, he pulled Chen Xiao and ran forward quickly.
"It can't be like this, Klee."
Chen Xiao hugged her with a smile and held her ass with his palm.
Klee was a little confused.
I couldn't even exert my strength.
"Brother Chen Xiao, Klee is hungry."
Klee can only choose to pretend to be cute, shaking her head, revealing two cute little dimples.
"Okay, then let's go blow up the fish, but your bomb can't be used casually, it's easy to cause a forest fire."
Chen Xiao nodded, and said with a straight face.
"Okay."
Klee laughed.
[Brother Bai Shi, don't, she's still a child! ] γ
[Three years of blood earning, the death penalty is not lost! ] γ
[What are you thinking, Brother Bai is just holding her, can you think crookedly? γ
[I drive on this broken road, haven't I ever seen a woman? ] γ
[Brother Bai Shi will not be able to shoot at minors no matter how brute he is]
γit!γ Are you saying that Brother Bai Shi is a brute? γ
[Tongue pulling hell predetermined! ] γ
[Brother Bai Shi said, you are all settled]
Seeing Chen Xiao hugging Klee, some netizens started to drive, but soon more netizens came out to ridicule.
Chen Xiao caught a glimpse of the barrage and couldn't help but laugh.
These netizens are really accurate!
And at this time.
Suddenly.
The system beeps.
(Ding!) Discover customers! οΌ
(Client's Name: Klee)
(Chance of Death: 100%)
(Cause of death: Using a super bouncing bomb, he blew up a high mountain, unfortunately blew up the abyss passage, was caught in it, and was beaten to death by the abyss monsters)
(Time of death: 72 hours later)
Chen Xiao raised his eyebrows, Klee wants to be Ga in three days?
And the cause of death is quite speechless.
"Sister Klee, I haven't told you who I am."
Chen Xiao said with a complicated look in his eyes.
"Huh? Isn't Brother Chen Xiao Brother Chen Xiao? Is there any other identity? β
Klee was stunned for a moment, then came back to her senses and asked.
"It's true that my name is Chen Xiao, but my identity is the owner of a white shop, and the store is called Fengtian white shop, have you heard of it?"
Chen Xiao nodded and replied.
"Fengtian Baishipu? Haven't heard of it. β
Klee scratched her head and shook her head.
"Fengtian Baishipu, a professional funeral one-stop."
Chen Xiao emphasized.
"In this way, Brother Chen Xiao, you are doing a funeral, it must be fun."
Klee nodded.
"It's fun."
Chen Xiao said with a smile.
[What does Brother Bai Shi mean? You can't be trying to sell a package to Sister Klee, right? γ
γit!γ Not really! γ
[This is too unhuman! γ
[Sister Klee is so cute, how can Brother Bai Shi bear it! ] γ
[What's the use of cute? And you can't eat it as a meal]
[Bai Shi Gega people, never care what your identity is]
[It's a real hammer, Brother Bai Shi really wants Ga Koli! ] γ
Hearing these conversations, netizens were shocked.
And immediately after.
Chen Xiao continued: "That's the case, Sister Klee, my white shop has recently launched a new package, which has additional discounts for children, do you want to buy one?" β
"Preferential package? A young lady also sold it to me. β
Klee scratched her head.
"Huh? Who sold you that? β
Chen Xiao asked.
"The young lady said that her name was Hu Tao, and she opened a funeral hall and was also in the funeral business, but because Klee had no money, she went to someone else to sell it."
Klee replied with a serious face.
"Uh...... Hu Tao is really fooling around. β
Chen Xiao was a little funny, but also a little speechless, Hu Tao even wanted to cheat children's money!
[Laughing to death, Hu Tao's wife has already sold a package to Sister Klee]
[Brother Bai Shi said that he was almost robbed of business]
[How did Miss Hu Tao do it! ] Even a kid like Klee sells a set menu! γ
[Looking at Brother Bai Shi's speechless expression, he really died of laughter]
[Brother Bai Shi thinks Hu Tao is too much]
[However, Brother Bai himself has to sell a package to Klee, which is also excessive! ] γ
Netizens were amused by this conversation again.
"Little Klee, I don't need to charge money for the package I gave you, just exchange it for the precious things on you."
Chen Xiao said.
"Klee's precious things?"
Klee was stunned, and then said after a moment: "Ah! Yes, Klee's most precious thing is Dodok! β
"Doodoo?"
Chen Xiao raised his eyebrows.
"This is it."
Klee took the doll off her schoolbag and handed it to Chen Xiao: "Dudu is left by her mother to Klee, and she is Klee's partner." β
"Also, a collection of Dodok stories, written by Klee, about Dodok."
She then handed Chen Xiao another book.
"Well, then I'll take it, and I'll treat it as the cost of your package."
Chen Xiao nodded.
"But... However, Doodoo is Klee's partner. β
Klee was a little reluctant, and her little eyes were a little sad.
"It's okay, I'll be Klee's partner in the future, and I'll give them back to you later."
Chen Xiao smiled.
"Really? Brother Chen Xiao wants to be Klee's partner? β
Klee's eyes were shining, and she looked at Chen Xiao expectantly.
"Of course it's true!"
Chen Xiao nodded heavily.
"Then let's pull the hook."
Klee held out her little tail finger.
"Okay, pull the hook."
Chen Xiao smiled and pulled the hook with him.
[Good guys! Brother Bai Shi is not a son of man! Even children are cheating! γ
[Sister Klee! Woo woo~γ
[Little Klee, danger! γ
[In a sense, Brother Bai Shi saved Klee and gave her a chance to be resurrected]
[It seems that Klee is settled]
[Alas, my wife is so miserable]
[O beast! You are considered a wife at such a young age? γ
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Seeing that Xiao Klee booked the funeral package, netizens were saddened.