"If I want to blackmail money, the premise is that you have to pay for it."

Jiang Ningning played with his own paper puppy dog.

"Miss Su is such a shrewd and capable person, give me 3,000 yuan in consulting fees and walk away, and I can still chase you for your money?"

"People live with faces and live skins, and I, Jiang Ningning, am not such a brazen person, snake snake, send off!"

Hearing the words of the snake sending off the guest, the snake's first reaction was: What? Am I not invisible? How to send?

The sledgehammer jumped up and appeared, grinning at Su Xu on the opposite side, revealing the true body of the fierce fox, and then talking about human words~

"To go or not to go? Why don't you go and beat you? ”

At the moment when the sledgehammer appeared, the snake finally reacted in hindsight, snapped its tail, and rushed directly at Su Xu with its huge body.

The mouth of the blood basin was opened.

At this critical juncture.

The capable beauty Su Xu has a charming face, and when she opens her mouth, she is bursting, "!" ”

Turning his head and fleeing -

Fart!

Bang!

Before she could rush to the door, she was pulled by the tail of the snake and knocked to the ground.

The back of the head slammed into the ground—

is a great beauty, whooshing into a mouse, and burrowing under the cabinet.

"No wonder there is a demonic aura all over the body, it turns out to be a rat who has become a sperm! It's a coincidence, I love rats! ”

Huang Huang slapped his belly, "That's a coincidence, I'm Huang Xian too!" ”

The sledgehammer wiped the corners of his mouth, "Two, I have set this mouse, you have no fun!" ”

Side thorn: ......

Isn't it just catching a mouse?

How do you make it like you record trash talk before an esports game goes on?

The three little ones screamed and threw themselves at the rats that had drilled under the cabinet, but in just three seconds, the screams were hysterical.

"How you talk doesn't count!"

"Didn't you say sending off guests!"

"Didn't you say you'd beat me up if you didn't leave!"

"I'm gone!"

"Why are you beating me!"

"Forget about beating me, why don't you just beat me to death, and the three of you have to take turns to play with me!"

Thorn blinked: Tricking?

Is the spring water tortured?

It's a little curious.

Move a little back.

I just want to see the specific process of playing, whoosh~

A rat was thrown out from under the cupboard.

The bar fell directly in front of Jiang Ningning's counter.

Lian Rolling Belt got up, knelt down in front of Jiang Ningning and kowtowed, "Spare your life, the master spares your life, it's a small one who has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai." ”

Jiang Ningning remembered what Bai Liu said before he died.

Bai Liu said that it didn't know who the inner ghost was, but the gray fairy probably did.

The gray fairy is a mouse.

Looking at the big rat essence in front of him, Jiang Ningning didn't have a good face, "What evil have you done, say it yourself." ”

The rat essence made the beaten nose blue and swollen and the whole body trembled, "I was originally a little mouse on the prairie." ”

The snake jumped up and slapped it, roaring loudly, "Fart, do you think we haven't seen that cartoon, let me tell you, the little mouse on the prairie doesn't look like you!" ”

The expression on his face that doesn't want to lie to me is proud of his facial features.

The rats next to him were in a trance.

What do you say?

It licked its mouth, which was almost three petals, glanced at the snake snake, and then at Jiang Ningning.

To prove yourself.

It took a deep breath –

"I'm out of a thousand mountains!"

"Listen to the wind and sing the sounds of heaven!"

Sing it in Mongolian.

"I used to be a little mouse on the prairie, and other rats in other places couldn't sing like this."

Jiang Ningning: ......

Knock on the table, "And then?" ”

Rats breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly continued, "One day, I became a sperm, and after I became a sperm, I became obsessed with cooking. ”

Jiang Ningning: ......

Without a big word, he rubbed his head, "You just said it, why are you pretending to be Su Xu." ”

"If I don't pretend, I can't do it, if I don't pretend to be Su Xu, Su Xu's family will die, she is already dead, grandpa is dead, grandma is dead, grandpa is dead, grandma is dead, even aunts and aunts are dead, if I don't pretend anymore, her family will be wiped out."

It's pretty much the same as hurrying up.

"If you pretend, her family won't die?" Jiang Ningning asked.

Mouse Jing nodded immediately, "Yes, at least I can be with her parents all the time, and if I protect them, they won't die." ”

"You pretend to be her, what about her?" Sledgehammer wondered.

"She's unconscious." Mouse Jing said clearly, "She's been in a coma for a long time." ”

"No, she's unconscious, her family doesn't know?" Sledgehammer had an outrageous expression.

"Yes." Mouse Jing said: "Her parents knew that she was in a coma, and they invited many Taoist elders to come over to exorcise evil spirits, but to no avail." ”

Speaking of this, the rat spirit was filled with indignation, "But those Taoist chiefs are all liars, and they cheated her family out of a lot of money, not only did they not save Su Xu, but Su Xu's health is getting worse and worse, and he was only in a coma for half a day before, but now he doesn't wake up at all." ”

After scolding angrily, he smiled at Jiang Ningning.

"I'm sorry, I started to think that you were just like those scammers, you cheated money, so your attitude was not good."

The snake was puzzled, "You think Ning Ning is cheating money, why do you scan the code to pay 3,000 yuan?" ”

The mouse spirit replied honestly: "Because there is a Taoist chief who said that his family needs to break the fortune and avoid disasters." ”

The snake snake's brain felt outrageous, "Didn't you just say that the Taoist chief is a liar?" Do you still believe it? ”

The rat is straightforward, "I am in a hurry to go to the doctor." ”

Serpent: Resby!

Angry, the snake coiled there and did not move.

Jiang Ningning looked at the rat essence and asked, "How did she fall into a coma?" How did you get to her house? ”

The rat spirit knelt there and said, "Then it starts with my obsession with cooking." ”

Jiang Ningning: ......

Just say it.

"Even after I became a sperm, I became obsessed with cooking, but the little mice in our village refused to eat the food I cooked, and laughed at me, and they all said that I blamed me, until that day, I met Su Xu."

"She said that my cooking was the best in the world, and she was going to take me home."

"Her house is really big, they support me, let me be a family fairy, and also prepared a super luxurious kitchen for me to cook every day."

"Until last year, she got a boyfriend."

"Her family started to have accidents one after another."

"First my grandparents died, then my grandparents died, and then my aunts and aunts, but I hate that although I am a family immortal, I don't know what is causing trouble, until Su Xu begins to fall into a coma......"

Jiang Ningning had to interrupt it, "Who ate all the meals you cooked?" ”

Mouse essence: "Su Xu, her grandparents, grandparents, aunts and aunts." ”

Jiang Ningning: ......

The more you listen to it, the more outrageous it becomes.

"When you were still in the prairie, Su Xu was not afraid when he saw that you were a rat spirit? And take you back? Still eating the food you cooked? Jiang Ningning was puzzled.

Mouse Zijing nodded calmly, "Yes, her family collects immortals, white immortals, willow immortals, yellow immortals, fox immortals, and there is only one gray fairy missing, so of course they brought me back." ”

What kind of immortal is this!

Zoos don't have so many collections.

The sledgehammer next to him whispered in a voice: "I feel that this rat's brain is not normal, why don't we go and take a look." ”

Huang Huang nodded, "It's very similar to the symptoms I had last time I ate poisonous mushrooms." ”