Kunning Palace.

"The Queen Mother has arrived!"

Zhou Qi was awakened by the scream, his head ached, and when he opened his eyes, he was greeted by a magnificent palace, and he was lying naked on the bed, and he could still see the strangulation marks on his body.

"What's the situation, didn't I get hit, this is the hospital?"

"The hospital won't let you be naked, right, what about the oxygen tank? And what the hell is the queen driving to? ”

I didn't have time to think about it, and there was movement on the other side of the curtain.

"Queen Mother, the slave maid is waiting for you to bathe and change your clothes"

"Well, just let Xiaohuan alone, you guys step down."

With a hint of a lazy voice, it reached Zhou Qi's ears, and then the sound of undressing came.

Dreaming, I'm definitely dreaming, this kind of good thing is only in dreams, it's still an ancient plot, tsk.

Coming into view through the translucent tulle was a beautiful young woman, her clothes slowly slipping off gradually revealing her fragrant shoulders, and after a while, the obscene clothes and pants were also cleaned up with the help of the maid.

The green silk coiled high has also been dispersed, leaving only Zhou Qi with a hot back.

Turn around! Turn around! Zhou Qi was so anxious that he was about to shout.

I don't know if Zhou Qi's words worked, I saw that the beautiful young woman showed a side face, but her body was blocked by the maid because of the trapped vision, and I saw the beautiful woman lift her hair, revealing a delicate face, a small face with a big palm, and a magnificent half of the chest.

, or childish...

Zhou Qi thought that it was a dream anyway, so he simply got out of bed and cleaned up this little lady.

But God didn't give Zhou Qi a chance to clean up, a brainstorm hit, and Zhou Qi was so painful that he lost his voice for a short time.

Zhou Qi is just a street dog who writes online articles, and he started to deliver food part-time in order to feed and wear, but he saw a child crossing the road at a red light on the road and wanted to rescue him, but he was hit by an unlucky driver.

The child walked slowly to the opposite side, and then he really hit the street.

Streams of memories slowly flooded into my mind.

"I'm a big fool!"

"I'm a big fool and a prince!"

"I'm a big fool and a prince and I've been framed!"

Zhou Qi knew that he had crossed over, and also crossed to the emperor's house, the Great Zheng Dynasty, the original owner's name was Zhou Qilai, because he was diagnosed with congenital intellectual impairment by the imperial doctor just after birth, so the emperor gave the name "Lai", which refers to the meaning of wasteland.

The fool's memories fused quickly, but before Zhou Qi could fully digest them, there was movement in front of the incense tent.

"I'm tired of this palace, you can go down."

The lazy voice reached Zhou Qi's ears again, but this time it set off a storm in Zhou Qi's heart.

You can't wash up a little longer, give me some time to make an escape plan.

"What should I do, this is the queen, if she is caught, won't the emperor be green!"

"Who the hell framed me, when I pass this kan, I have to kill you, a fool is easy to bully, right?"

Watching the queen approaching step by step, Zhou Qi couldn't even do it, and he had no clothes.

Zhou Qi could only break the jar and break it, so he simply waded directly into the quilt, and he could warm up for a while.

The queen went to the bed, opened the curtain and sat down on the bed, looking preoccupied, and not noticing anything unusual on the bed.

"Hey, the Queen Mother's birthday, what did the concubine do wrong, Your Majesty didn't even praise it." Empress Zhang sighed, and then her voice changed.

"Hmph, it must be Liu Guifei's vixen who said something bad about the palace. Wait for me to catch your handle, and let you taste the taste of being alone in the empty room every day. ”

Empress Zhang stomped her feet angrily a few times, then got up and blew out the candle and came to the bed.

Zhou Qi didn't dare to gasp, only heard the friction of undressing.

As an old virgin who has been single for 30 years in his last life, how did he meet this meeting.

"Lao Tzu just took a look, it's a big deal."

Zhou Qi, who was dead of curiosity, quietly revealed half of his head.

Today's snow is wrapped in plain, although it is a cold night, but under the reflection of the moonlight and snow, Queen Zhang's beautiful face is even more fair and translucent, the majesty under the snow-white neck is about to come out, the pale yellow obscene clothes do not look abrupt, this kind of horizontal view is a looming scene of peaks on the side of the ridge, Zhou Qi couldn't help but swallow a big mouthful of saliva.

The sound is not loud or small, but it can be so clear in the middle of the night.

"Who? Is it Your Majesty? ”

Empress Zhang was both apprehensive and expectant.

“Surprise！”

Zhou Qi knew that he couldn't hide it, so he suddenly burst out, picked up the quilt to cover his private parts, and grimaced.

"Ah......h

Empress Zhang was frightened, and hurriedly covered her clothes with her hands, and stumbled out.

"Come on, come on, catch the thief!"

Zhou Qi also knew that the palace was strict and there were many checkpoints, and he would be discovered sooner or later. As for kidnapping and threatening the queen, it is a dead end, who knows the queen's mind. I suddenly became shrewd, can the queen let herself go?

Even if you kill the queen, you can only hide for a while, and it is impossible to get out of the way.

After all, someone is framing this prince, and the queen and I are not the only ones who know about it.

Although his Ming Palace's Mansion is in Kyoto, he is naked and doesn't know the route back. The only one in the palace who is good to herself is the Empress Dowager He.

His life can only be pinned on the Queen Mother.

Although Zhou Qi pretended to be stupid, he still had a sense of shame, his eyes lit up, and he dismantled the quilt in a panic, tore it a few times, and made it into simple clothes.

This can't go out directly with the queen's quilt, that is really certain death, and the forbidden army will be hacked to death as a thief to find someone to reason.

In a few moments, more than a dozen guards rushed into Kunning Palace, but they didn't know what they were doing in front of them.

I saw a monkey jumping back and forth unarmed, half naked, on the ground.

Zhou Qi wore his own modified clothes, rolling and crawling on the ground, jumping on the table for a while, and hiding for a while.

"I'm scared to death this king, I'm scared to death this baby,"

"I'm looking for my grandmother, looking for my father's ......"

When Zhou Qi saw the forbidden army coming, he deliberately shouted loudly while pretending to be stupid, for fear that they would not know his identity.

At this time, the queen mother hurried over after being changed by her mother.

"Why are you still stunned, don't kill this thief, this thief dares..., he dares... Trespass into the dormitory! ”

Empress Zhang was so angry that if she let this stupid prince talk crazy and spread the word, where would she put her face as the master of the harem, the emperor would definitely have concerns about herself, and it was inevitable that she would fall out of favor.

Although the forbidden army hesitated, the queen's order did not dare to disobey, and after a while, she decisively stepped forward to kill this person.

"The queen mother, the son wants to kill you, the son has finally found the queen mother, and the son wants to eat grandma..."

Zhou Qi was singing, dancing and looking at Queen Zhang with excitement on his face.

He didn't dare to rush directly in front of the queen, in case he was hacked to death, wouldn't he become the fastest protagonist to die through the army.