Shortly after the dream fairy reluctantly accepted Wen Xuan's third choice, tonight's protagonist, their Ban Ren, who only lived in the legend, finally appeared in front of them.

Wen Xuan sat on the chair and stretched out his neck curiously, wanting to see what this belated Ban Ren looked like!

From a distance, he saw that the Ban Ren of their class was actually a big fat man with a fat head and big ears, so fat that even if you forget his appearance after you see him, you can't forget his figure.

Finding that their class was actually such a big fat man, Wen Xuan leaned on the table with a playful face, patted Li Hao, who happened to be sitting in front of him, and said jokingly: "Anxi, you are so embarrassed, you are only half his age, hurry up and eat more, and strive to surpass him this semester!"

Li Hao turned around, his eyes were full of contempt, and said, "Are you ashamed? You are only a quarter of his age!

Wen Xuan grinned, and his face did not appear to be the slightest gloomy because of this, because this was the way he and Li Hao were talking nonsense, hurting each other.

Just when Wen Xuan and Li Hao were losing each other, their class raised their right hand and wiped the soybean-like sweat beads on their faces with a tissue, and walked quickly to the podium at the front of the classroom.

On the podium, he stretched out his left hand, glanced at the watch on his wrist, and said apologetically: "Students, I'm sorry, I just had a little accident, and I'm late tonight! ”

After speaking, he began to slowly tell Wen Xuan about the accident that had just happened to him.

"And it came to pass that it was about eight o'clock, and it was nearly half past eight, when I suddenly felt a churn in my stomach. Based on my years of life experience, I know I have a tummy. At that time, I thought it was too early for me to deal with this matter, so I immediately rushed into the toilet and solved the matter!"

After glancing at all the students in the audience, the class leader continued: "The process of solving this matter is quite pleasant! But after each pleasure, there will eventually be one big or small accident of one kind or another, which seems to have become a very mysterious law!"

He paused, a look of embarrassment on his face.

He smiled wryly and said, "And the accident that happened to me in your class is not big, but it is not small, that is, I was in a hurry when I went to the toilet, and I actually forgot to bring toilet paper!"

As soon as their class Ren's words came out, they immediately caused a burst of laughter, and some of the bold classmates laughed loudly: "Ban Ren, you shouldn't run out without wiping your buttocks!"

"Go, go, go!" they hurriedly raised his hand at the student who said those words, and said, "Would I do such a thing?"

After glaring at those people with pretended to be angry, he said: "You are still students of the Department of Information, and the current communication network is so developed, if I don't make good use of it, I will be embarrassed to tell others that I am a teacher of the Department of Information!"

After coughing for a while, they said, "At first, I called your counselor. But before I could say anything, he took the lead and hurriedly shouted, 'I'm busy, don't bother me anymore!' and hung up my phone at once. I wanted to call back, but from the rapid panting sound when he spoke just now, I could tell that he was indeed doing something, and I immediately expected that he wouldn't, and he was willing to let go of that incident and come to save me!"

When he said this, an inexplicable smile appeared on their class Ren's face, but he quickly retracted the smile on his face and continued: "In desperation, I had to continue to check the phone numbers of those resident teachers in my mobile phone. I searched for a long time, and finally found one, but when I looked closely, I found that it was actually your math teacher's mobile phone number!"

Speaking of this, he suddenly became stern and said: "Since I mentioned your math teacher, then I will tell you that when you take math class in the future, if you find that you have been in class for more than ten minutes and have not seen your math teacher appear, I strongly recommend that you call him and ask him where he is in the school now, because your math teacher is a whole idiot!" I called him today because I had no choice, but I didn't expect him to get lost and it took me half an hour to find me!"

They took a deep breath, adjusted their feelings, and said: "I can't blame him for what happened tonight, I can only blame myself for negligence!

After wiping the sweat on his forehead with a tissue in his hand, he said with emotion: "I have drawn two valuable lessons from what happened tonight. The first is that when you go to the toilet in the future, before you take off your pants, make sure you have tissues on or around you. Second, if there is anything urgent in the future, if you need an errand, don't look for your math teacher, the consequences are very strict!"

But just when their class was still immersed in those two hard-won experiences, suddenly a loud voice came from nowhere.

"Ban Ren, what if I don't bring tissues and mobile phones?"

"This ......"

That sudden question made Wen Xuan's class and their class speechless for a while, and they didn't know what to say. Apparently he hadn't expected anyone to ask him a question, and it was something he had never thought about.

In desperation, he had no choice but to say with an embarrassed face: "I really haven't thought about such a problem, I don't know which classmate has any good solutions, let's talk about it and discuss it!"

As soon as his words fell, the whole classroom suddenly fell into an uproar, and some people put forward their own ideas.

Someone said, "If you bring a wallet, you can use paper money!"

There is no doubt that as soon as the man finished speaking, he was attacked by all kinds of eyes from everyone in the class, including those who were despicable, those who were envious, and those who were jealous.

Of course, there is no shortage of greedy gazes there, such as the gaze of the White Knight.

He stared at the man with burning eyes as if he had discovered a potential guest, as if a male dog in heat had suddenly seen a coquettish swaggering past in front of him. If Wen Xuan and the Pioneer hadn't forced him down, I'm afraid he would have jumped out and sat down next to that person by that time!

Some people also say that you can pick it with your hands!

Before Wen Xuan said his method, this method had the highest demand, and the approval rate was far higher than other methods, the only thing that made people criticize was that it was really disgusting!

As the saying goes: "The best is to come!"

When Wen Xuan saw that they were discussing about the same, he deliberately said in a loud voice: "Your methods are too unreliable, why don't you listen to my methods!"

As soon as Wen Xuan's words sounded, they immediately attracted the attention of everyone present, and even their class Ren asked curiously: "This classmate, what do you think, say it and discuss it together!"

Wen Xuan smiled hesitantly, and said slowly: "Gao Jian doesn't dare to be, it's just a matter of experience! In fact, you can take off your underwear and wipe your butt when you go to the toilet without a tissue." Of course, those who don't like to wear underwear are not among them!"

As soon as Wenxuan's method was said, it immediately caused an uproar among those people. And their class Ren even had a feeling of hating each other for this method, and immediately said with tears streaming down his face: "If I could have thought of this method at that time, I wouldn't have asked that road idiot to send me tissues!"

Just as Ai saw that this preschool meeting was about to evolve into an academic seminar on how to wipe his butt without a tissue, he had been sitting next to Wen Xuan, and the faint rush finally broke out, letting out a roar that resounded throughout the audience.

"Ban Ren, can't you hold this class meeting? If you don't, I'll leave first!"