Chapter 22: If it's a girl
Huang Puyi was accused of being flustered, and he only knew how to look at Tang Yifeng blankly. Tang Yifeng couldn't bear to say anything more when he saw Huang Puyi's pitiful appearance, sighed and pulled the person up from the ground, and said, "Wait a call to your sister and go to my house." ”
"Can't we go out?" Huang Puyi still didn't want to go back.
“...... Do you want me to carry a bag of vegetables and go shopping with you?" Tang Yifeng's face twitched involuntarily, "It's better for you to just go home." ”
"Go to your house. Huangpu Yiyu said, and pressed the number key "four" at the moment when the elevator door opened.
This is another step in the growth of the obscene private house of sister fetish. Tang Yifeng thought so, reached out and touched his chin.
Huang Puyi and Tang Yifeng have known each other for more than a month, but it is the first time to set foot in this house, and their first reaction is: It turns out that it is not so organized.
In fact, Tang Yifeng's house is still very neat on the whole, but compared to the neat and cold house on TV, it is still very lively.
After Huang Puyi entered, he threw off his shoes with a "bang" and ran in with cheers. Tang Yifeng looked at the shoes that were thrown out with a dark face, kissed the white wall of his house intimately, and only hated himself for a while, and he was soft-hearted for a while, and he let this kind of person into the house.
Huang Puyi didn't know that he had done such an excessive thing, and he was still looking through Tang Yifeng's refrigerator. Tang Yifeng's refrigerator is the kind of cabinet-shaped, with two doors.
After Tang Yifeng put Huang Puyi's shoes away and confirmed countless times that Huang Puyi's black footprints really couldn't be erased, Huang Puyi had happily chosen what he wanted to eat.
After looking at the piles of various snacks on the table, the green tendons on Tang Yifeng's forehead jumped, was this obscene dead house really sad and unhappy because of his sister's affairs just now?
Why can't he feel it at all?
Over there, Huang Puyi desperately stuffed things into his mouth, with a happy smile on his face and a happy light in his eyes.
Tang Yifeng looked at Huang Puyi's appearance, his stomach turned into a stomach of depression, and after thinking about it, he had to go to work with the vegetables angrily!
After Tang Yifeng served a plate of painstaking dishes, Tang Yifeng regretted it. Who can sue him, why has this obscene dead house eaten so much, and can continue to eat so much!
Huang Puyi touched his bulging belly extremely happily, reclined on the sofa, and said to Tang Yifeng, who had been speechless at the table: "Tang Yifeng, your cooking is so delicious." ”
"Thank you for the compliment. Tang Yifeng was lying on his stomach weakly, he had just taken a breath of gambling with Huang Puyi, and he was stunned that he stuffed himself a lot into it.
Huang Puyi's eyes showed a yearning look and said: "You say, can I meet a girl with similar cooking skills to you in the future, we can give birth to a bunch of cute little dolls, and then she will make me delicious food every day." ”
"What do you think is the probability that one of the ten women will be able to cook now, not to mention that they still have such good cooking skills like me?" Saying that, Tang Yifeng puffed up his chest proudly, and then said: "Besides, if you give birth to a bunch, you will be punished to death if you are overborn, and you know that it costs a lot to raise children, you still have to raise a bunch of them, and you will be poor for three generations." ”
Huang Puyi was hit and suddenly lost confidence in his future married life, but he still accosted him in a good mood: "By the way, why are your cooking skills so good, is it that you studied at New Oriental in college?"
"No" Tang Yifeng turned his head to look at Huang Puyi faintly, the expression on his face was sad, "Do you know what will happen if there are women in power in the family?"
"......" Huang Puyi slowly shook his head.
"My mother said that if you can't cook and do housework, you can't get a wife, you have to learn from your father!" Tang Yifeng closed his eyes sadly, "I didn't understand that this was the case until high school, but it was too late by then, and I was already proficient in mopping brooms, shovels, and casseroles." ”
"Poofha......" Huang Puyi was already laughing uncontrollably, rolling on the sofa with his big belly, seeing that Tang Yifeng kept cursing him for having another appendix.
It's a pity that the appendix does not regenerate, so Huang Puyi said directly, "My stomach hurts when I laugh." "The cause of his stomach ache has nothing to do with appendicitis.
"Hey" Huang Puyi finally laughed enough, sat up and stared at Tang Yifeng, who was already completely black, and said very seriously: "Brother, I've worked hard for you." ”
“...... It's not hard, it's for the people and the motherland. Tang Yifeng pretended to be stern, but the smile on his lips could not be hidden.
"If you are a sister, I will marry you immediately. "You see, there are always some people who are delusional.
"!" a man who had always been calm finally became angry.
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Hmm, I'll raise my son like this in the future~~~~ Hahaha, and then kidnap a beautiful daughter-in-law.
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