If time could come again, Tang Yifeng would definitely say: If I had known, I wouldn't have taken this damn obscene dead house to the buffet!

But time will not come again, no matter how reluctant Tang Yifeng is, the reality is that he dragged the most drunk man in his arms on the neon night and walked down the street with difficulty.

If he drove home, it would probably take him half an hour at most, but he had been on the road for nearly an hour. In fact, Tang Yifeng drove Huang Puyi to the buffet, but on the way back, Tang Yifeng thought for a long time and decisively abandoned his private car and chose the subway, because this drunk man always thought he was a sloth and thought he was a Bagali tree!

If he takes Huang Puyi into the car like this, it is estimated that he will be stopped by the traffic police in less than ten minutes, and then have a love education, and then deduct points! Nima, now the driver's license is not easy to come by, is he willing to waste it so much?

But when he got on the subway, he found out that Huang Puyi was just teasing him. The subway is very long, there are many carriages, this drunk man has to say that he is now in the physical education exam, and he is dragged from one end to the other and back!

So after making a stop, Tang Yifeng decisively dragged Huang Puyi down, he didn't want to see it in a hot search tomorrow: 'Subway long-distance runner' will destroy his words.

After getting out of the car, the disaster was still not over, Huang Puyi almost didn't see a telephone pole or a street lamp pole, he would drag Tang Yifeng to rush forward and bend down, and said respectfully: "Hello Aunt Lu." ”

"Hello Uncle Wang"

"Hello little Mozi"

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There are countless of them, Tang Yifeng can't wait to just throw this person on the road and go home by himself. In fact, if Huang Puyi just called a call, it would be forgotten, but Huang Puyi still had to talk to every telephone pole and street lamp pole for a while, if they had just taken the subway, they would not even have walked a third of the way home.

Tang Yifeng actually tried to fight, but who wants to bring such a drunk at night, if he vomits, he can't find a place to wash the car, forget it, and the night's business has been delayed, right? Therefore, Tang Yifeng has always been kind-hearted, and he is unwilling to force others when he sees others in embarrassment.

In the end, Tang Yifeng and Tang Jinling could only drag a drunk on the road in such a night, muttering only one sentence in his heart: He shouldn't have taken him to the buffet, and he shouldn't have been allowed to drink so much wine.

In short, in the end, Tang Yifeng finally met a kind driver who was willing to carry the two of them back, otherwise Tang Yifeng thought of the number of street lights on this section of the road, and was horrified to find that he had a dense phobia.

After arriving at the gate of the community, Tang Yifeng once again heroically handed the kind-hearted driver a Grandpa Mao, and dragged Huang Puyi, who was already dizzy, out of the car, but fortunately, Huang Puyi still gave face and did not vomit in other people's cars.

Huang Puyi vomited at the door of Tang Yifeng's house, saying that there is a high-end community here with one floor and one household, what did you rely on when Huang Puyi didn't spit out after taking a taxi? That is tenacious perseverance!

If Tang Yifeng took Huang Puyi up the stairs, maybe there wouldn't be such a bad thing, but Tang Yifeng didn't, Tang Yifeng just wanted to drag the difficult drunk back quickly, so he chose an elevator that would make people feel weightless.

So, the very meritorious new Huangpu Yiren couldn't hold back anymore when he arrived at the elevator door, and spit out all the delicacies he ate tonight with a "wow". said that, this house is one floor and one household, as long as you spit out of the elevator, it belongs to the category of Tang Yifeng's door.

Tang Yifeng stood on the side, feeling that he was about to vomit. Finally restrained, Tang Yifeng put Huang Puyi into his house, and hated his soft-heartedness extremely much, he shouldn't have thought that this dead otaku might need someone to take care of him at night and bring people back, so he should just throw this scourge back to his own house and vomit it with him!

Tang Yifeng has forgotten about jì, and he usually cleans Huang Puyi by himself, which means that Huang Puyi spits at his door or at his door, in fact, the result is the same.

Huang Puyi made himself so disgusting, Tang Yifeng couldn't let him get into his bed so disgusting, so he first threw the other party's disgusting Bala clothes at the door very quickly, then jeans and then Xiao Nenei, all of them at the door.

After cleaning up Huang Puyi, Tang Yifeng picked up the other party's slender arm and carried the clean and slippery Huang Puyi directly into the bathroom, threw the person into the luxurious jacuzzi, put water on it and went to clean up the pile of filth at the door.

As for whether Huang Puyi, who was asleep, would clean himself by himself, and whether he would be so flooded that he would choke and cough, this was no longer in the scope of Tang Yifeng, who was full of resentment.

What he thinks about the most now is whether he will vomit out in disgust too!

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I was a little depressed and saw things I shouldn't see