......”

A scream fell from the sky.

Accompanied by a figure falling from the sky.

"Look, there's something in the sky. ”

The villagers in Liucungou were a little curious, and they put down their farm work and looked at the sky.

I saw a large unidentified object falling from the sky.

“Dua

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With a crisp sound, Kong Mufeng landed safely on a crooked-necked tree on the Rabbit Tail Mountain in Liucungou.

Except for his body stuck in a tree, three broken rib bones, and a pierced calf, Kong Mufeng was hardly injured.

Kong Mufeng hung from the tree like bacon.

Kong Mufeng looked around, they were all barren mountains and mountains, desolate places with nowhere to talk, the mountains were steep and steep, and overgrown with weeds. The trees are jagged, and the dense foliage keeps the sun in place.

"Damn, this is filming Journey to the West? How can there be a place where birds don't poop these days?"

Kong Mufeng complained, which monster hole did he fall into?

"Click"

A bird flew by, and a piece of dung was in the middle of Kong Mufeng's head.

It turns out that this is not a place where birds don't poop.

Kong Mufeng wiped his face, but he painted it evenly, like a singing clown.

"No one, come and take care of me, what's the matter with Lao Tzu hanging from a tree?

Kong Mufeng scolded and scolded, opening his teeth and dancing his claws.

"Snap ......"

The branches broke in response, and Kong Mufeng perfectly interpreted free fall.

Kong Mufeng finally got up, and he was covered in mud.

Kong Mufeng looked like a wild dog stuck in a dung tank, making him extremely embarrassed.

"What the hell? Didn't I jump off a cliff? Where did I jump?"

Boom, before Kong Mufeng could react, a wild boar ran over from a distance, and directly hit Kong Mufeng as a target.

"I'll lean on ......" Kong Mufeng struggled twice, only feeling pain in his thighs.

Kong Mufeng couldn't get up, and was directly pressed by the wild boar, and his head was directly pressed by the big wild boar.

Kong Mufeng was just about to recover......

"Oops......"

I only heard a scream, and a big man with a weight of more than 200 pounds pounced on Kong Mufeng.

"What the hell did you stumble over?" the big man scolded.

Look at his prey again, and run away.

Kong Mufeng scolded at the bottom: "Don't give me the fuck to leave me here, the whole man is a man, okay? Where do I look like a thing?"

The strong man got up, and then he saw Kong Mufeng clearly.

"Damn, why are you so human?"

"You're like a person, your whole family is like a person. Kong Mufeng said scoldingly.

Kong Mufeng then hugged the strong man's thigh, looking half-dead.

"You broke my leg, you can do it. ”

Kong Mufeng was about to touch the porcelain, but saw the strong man kick Kong Mufeng away.

Kong Mufeng's entire body was kicked to the edge of the tree by the strong man like a ball.

Mom sells batches. Kong Mufeng muttered a sentence in his mouth.

The strong man was furious: "How the hell do you know Lao Tzu's name?"

"What's that?"

"Lao Tzu is Ma Mai Pi of Liucungou Majia Village. ”

"I'm grass...... Hahaha......"

Kong Mufeng smiled and leaned back together, this name ...... It's a refreshing view of the world.

The strong man was also furious when he saw Kong Mufeng laughing, and hurriedly scolded: "My second uncle and grandfather are the village head of this Majia Village, and he has a martial arts realm cultivation, do you dare to disagree?"

The head of Majia Village, this name is known in all ten miles and eight townships. After all, the Martial Vein Realm is a domineering cultivation in Liucungou enough.

"What the hell, what about fantasy novels?" Before Kong Mufeng could figure out the situation, his head buzzed.

"Dingdong, congratulations on becoming the eighth host of the Apprentice Trading System, and welcome to the Universal World. ”

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in Kong Mufeng's mind, a large number of memories poured into his mind, and Kong Mufeng also began to understand the world he was in.

Huanyu Heaven and Earth, a world where martial arts are respected, there is a flood of desolation between heaven and earth, which is called Zhenyuan. The people of the world, with the true yuan as the guide, enter the body and cultivate the avenue of martial arts. Those who have cultivated can fly to the heavens and the earth, use heaven and earth as the auxiliary defense of the six qis, take advantage of the righteousness of heaven and earth, and swim in infinity. Turning over the clouds and rain, controlling the heavens and the earth, and becoming a god feared by everyone.

Cultivators are respected by the world as warriors, and in the world of warriors, the strong are respected. The wives and concubines of the strong are called kings and hegemons in groups, and they are used for pleasure all day long, just like emperors. The weak have no food and no clothing, and live a life of wandering, and they can't even drink the northwest wind.

Kong Mufeng suddenly shouted in surprise: "What about this girl?"

Kong Mufeng slapped his mouth on his face, and then said in pain: "It hurts, isn't this a dream?"

The strong man was also stunned when he saw Kong Mu slapping himself, feeling that he had been with a fool for half a day?

The strong man also left interested, leaving Kong Mufeng alone in a daze.

"Damn, I'm ...... Crossing over?

It took a long time for Kong Mufeng to reluctantly accept this fact, and for a while he didn't know whether he was sad or happy.

You said that Kong Mufeng was happy, but it wouldn't be enough. Who somehow fell into another world and still make people happy to play football?

You say it's sad, then it won't be, after all, Kong Mufeng had planned to commit suicide in his previous life, and now there is nothing to be nostalgic for when he crosses.

Who is Kong Mufeng? One word to describe it, orphan.

Kong Mufeng, a class teacher in a remote mountainous area. has no father, no mother, no family, grew up from a hundred family meals, and was admitted to college because of lack of money and power by students in those cities. He was good-looking, found a girlfriend and quarreled with him, and finally fell into a cliff and died.

Kong Mufeng gradually awakened his cognition of the fantasy world, and remembered those routines such as "Head Breaking the Poor" and "Funny Luo Continent".

The waste started to be bullied, and he slapped his face all the way and then pretended to be forced. It must be the illegitimate son of the big man, and the old man is hidden in the ring. I dislike famous teachers for accepting apprentices, and beautiful women compete to be my wife.

Kong Mufeng yyed, and the corners of his mouth flowed out.

"If I cross, then I must have something extraordinary, I'll see if I have more bones and fewer tendons. ”

Kong Mufeng hurriedly looked inside his body, this is the normal operation of the fantasy world.

Ran goose, Kong Mufeng doesn't seem to be very normal......

In other words, Kong Mufeng is too normal, normal is just like a person......

In other words, Kong Mufeng didn't have any talent, and he didn't even have the foundation of basic martial arts cultivation.

"I can't cultivate, I can't cultivate, give me a waste of firewood?"

Kong Mufeng didn't panic, but found it from his right hand

"Is there really a ring? I bet Sanmao definitely has an old man in it. ”

Kong Mufeng has a golden ring on the thumb of his right hand, which is very similar to the standard configuration of the Diamond King.

Kong Mufeng shone on the ring and stroked.

"Old man, come out quickly, come out quickly, and quickly fulfill my three wishes. ”

Kong Mufeng really used the night pot to be Aladdin's magic lamp, staring at the night pot with squinting eyes... Phew, rings.

Kong Mufeng burst into tears with excitement coming out of his mouth.

Ran goose, Kong Mufeng has been masturbating his hands for more than 20 years, but he has no reaction.

"Ding Dong, won't it be useless if you masturbate too much?" an inexplicable electronic voice came out.

"Damn, the current high-tech, the old man is AI?"

Kong Mufeng was startled, and immediately looked at the ring, the voice was obviously coming from the ring.

"Dingdong, congratulations, you have successfully unlocked the apprentice trading 8.0 test system. I am your system elf, the eighth generation test ring, codenamed Eight Rings. ”

"You're this ring? Eight rings? Marshal Tianpeng changed his career?" Kong Mufeng was a little disappointed.

What the fuck is this rubbish The author writes fantasy and writes the golden finger as Bajie, Kong Mufeng secretly cursed the author who created this world to fight on the street for a lifetime.

Dingdong, Bajie Warm Reminder, Please check your system functions. ”

"The system is 999 in one knife, and the equipment recovery arrives in one second," Kong Mufeng said in disgust.

This system is actually no different from online games, it is just to do task upgrades, and it is nothing more than these boring operations.

"What are you kidding, then you pit me into the fantasy just for a knife 999? Are you a scumbag?" Kong Mufeng looked disgusted, Lao Tzu is a disciplined person, right?

"Even if I, Kong Mufeng, starve to death, climb up from here and jump down, I won't touch the system. "Kong Mufeng said righteous words, neither humble nor arrogant.

"Dingtone, there are tons of goodies and benefits in the system, as well as a variety of premium features. So that you can really lie down to level up, dominate the world, and get supreme honor, wealth, and women's ....... This is a home travel ......"

"Okay, okay, it's useless for you to tempt me. ”

Kong Mufeng interrupted: "It doesn't matter what becomes a god or not, the main thing is that I like the one-cut-nine-nine-nine system." ”

Then, Kong Mufeng opened the novice tutorial of the system with disdain, and seriously began to familiarize himself with his system.

Emma, it's so fragrant!!

Kong Mufeng slapped his face every day.

Indeed, in the Universal World, Kong Mufeng's underbeaten character really can't survive three chapters without a golden finger.

"Ding Dong, the so-called apprentice trading system, with the richest man as the ultimate goal..."

"Wait a minute?"

Kong Mufeng suddenly realized that something was wrong.

Aren't you a golden finger? If you don't arrange an old man for me, you have to make me an old man. ”

Now I understand, I am a coolie when I cross over. What am I going through, isn't he fragrant with the five insurances and one housing fund of the head teacher of Huaxia Country?

"Wait a while, I don't even have a cultivation system in my body, what do you want me to teach?"

Kong Mufeng had seen his body before, where was there any cultivation system, and he couldn't even let out a fart.

"Do I teach them quadratic functions, the three laws of mechanics, or do I teach them?"

Kong Mufeng asked weakly: "That, Bajie, can I not do it?"

"Ding-dong, yes, now start destroying the host and looking for a new guinea pig......"

Kong Mufeng only felt a sharp pain in his brain.

"Don't don't, I'll do ......"

Anyway, the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and he is already a big hard worker, even if the sulfuric acid can't burn half of his skin.