Chapter 233: Lost Soul
"Brother, don't be angry, it's my fault, I just want to count carefully, whether our gold coins are missing." Xi'er said in an aggrieved voice.
"Aren't you stupid? The gold coins are well placed in the baggage, and no one touches them, how can there be less? You think those thieves who can fetch things through the air will stare at children like us, are you stupid? Xiao Baozi said in a tone of lesson. What are you grinding, hurry up and pick it up, be careful, don't pull it down in the gap of the carriage. ”
"I'll pick it up, don't be angry, it's okay." Xi'er said.
"Two little boys—" What's wrong. Lifting the curtain, the bearded uncle who was driving the car immediately swallowed the second half of the sentence, oh my God, he made a fortune, the ground of the carriage was covered with a layer of golden gold coins, and at first glance, there should be a lot. He's made a fortune this time.
"Hehe, two little boys, let me pick it up for you. You stand aside and watch. Uncle Beard said with a wicked smile.
"No, no, let's do it ourselves, uncle, go catch the carriage, don't delay the journey." Xiao Baozi looked at Uncle Beard with a vigilant face and spoke.
"Little boy, this road is uneven, the horses walk fast and slow, if you accidentally throw out the gold coins, it's not good, let me help you pick up the gold coins first, and then hurry." Uncle Beard didn't wait for the two little people to say yes, and had already squatted down his slightly fat body to grab the gold coin, but he was not so kind to put the gold coin back into the small burden at Xi'er's feet, but directly into his clothes.
"Brother, uncle is also kind, you let him help, don't you often say that there is strength in many people." Xi'er said ignorantly. "Uncle, thank you, you help me put these gold coins in this baggage, okay?"
"Okay, kid, I'll put it for you." Uncle Beard said happily, obviously forgetting his original plan, his mind had already been attracted by the golden coin, where did he care about intimidating these two children. Naturally, he didn't notice that Xiao Baozi and Xi'er looked at each other.
Xiao Baozi counted silently in his heart, five, four, three, two, one, seizure.
"Ah, hahaha-itchy, my body is so itchy, I'm itching to death......" Uncle Beard immediately curled up on the ground and began to roll when Xiao Baozi's heart fell, and his mouth couldn't stop laughing while shouting itching.
"Kick him down, he looks like this, he will startle the horse for a while, it's not good." Almost when Xiao Baozi's voice fell, Xiao Baozi and Xi'er stretched out a foot and kicked towards Uncle Beard.
In the eyes of ordinary people, these two children, who look like three or four years old, must have no strength in their feet, and kicking them is like tickling. They didn't know that Xiao Baozi and Xi'er both used cultivation, and they used ten percent of their strength to hit their bodies, and they had to break a few bones if they didn't die. Of course, Xiao Baozi and Xi'er discussed in advance, they would not let this uncle get hurt, because their two children could not drive the carriage, even if they could drive the carriage, a one-year-old child appeared on the street to drive the carriage, wouldn't it cause a sensation?
My mother said that in some modern villages, some ignorant adults will let six or seven-year-old children drive electric three-wheelers, and even be very proud that the children are so young. In fact, in the eyes of others, this is a kind of irresponsibility to children. So, they are still children and cannot drive in public.
"Is that you? Ah, hahaha-" Uncle Beard finally found out that it was the two children in front of him who caused him to itch all over his body. Whose child is this, it's too against the sky. He originally thought that he had picked up a treasure and made a fortune, but he didn't expect that it would end like this.
"You're not too stupid." Xiao Baozi touched his smooth chin and said. "How's that, what do you think of the effect of my enhanced version of itchy powder? Pin not**? Oh, let me first tell you about the efficacy of my tickle powder. My itchy powder is personally configured by me who is handsome and cute, loved by everyone, flowers bloom, car tires burst, beautiful appearance, and infinite charm. ”
Uncle Beard is a little confused, what is this kid talking about? Why does he know every word when he takes it apart, but when it is connected, he doesn't understand it at all? Is this some kind of buzzword?
Xi'er is somewhat immune to Xiao Baozi's narcissistic behavior from time to time. But Xiao Baozi's personality is really good, unlike him, who is always preoccupied and always afraid of losing. In contrast, he really wished he could be as cute as Xiao Baozi.
"Of course, these things you know are okay, not the most important thing. The effect of this itchy powder is one word, [itch no, unbearable. Xiao Baozi said calmly.
"Hahahaha-haha-" Uncle Beard pondered while enduring the torture of itching, this kid must not know how to count, did he say a word? Not really.
"Little boy, give me the antidote, hahaha-" Uncle Beard felt that if he laughed any longer, he was going to cramp.
"Antidote, speaking of this antidote, only I can match it, and the others, even if you recruit the **oss of the Divine Doctor Valley, you can't solve it." Xiao Baozi said leisurely.
Uncle Beard cried out in his heart, what is **OSS? Spirit beasts? Or something else. He understood the Divine Doctor Valley, but he didn't even know which way the door of the Divine Doctor Valley was opening, how could he know the people of the Divine Doctor Valley. He only hoped that these two children could give him an antidote, let him go, what gold coins, what to sell to human traffickers, he didn't dare to think about it, he just wanted to live.
"Little boy, you are the best, give me the antidote. Hahaha-" Uncle Beard rolled around on the ground, trying to rub the ground to make himself more comfortable, but his skin was worn out, and he was already in pain, but he could still feel itchy all over his body.
"Uncle, don't worry, seeing you in such pain, I think my enhanced version of itchy powder has been successfully developed, and I also want to give you an antidote, but I am too anxious to test the medicine, and I haven't had time to prepare the antidote. But don't worry, I will definitely prepare the antidote before you die. Xiao Baozizui swore and said, but his heart was already happy, this bad guy makes you want to plot against us, this is our lesson for you.
Hearing Xiao Baozi's words, the bearded uncle felt cool in his heart, these two big demon kings of the mixed world, whose children are they? Is he going to die here today?