The second round: tongue battle dormitory management
It is only one hundred and twenty-three steps from the boys' dormitory to the girls' dormitory. According to one step and one meter, it is only about 123 meters.
But these one hundred and twenty-three steps, it took Wen Xuan a long, long time to complete.
He needs to think.
Indeed, he needed to think, he needed to come up with a reason to fool the dormitory aunt who had won many titles such as "Teenage Girl Killer", "Best Romance Blocker", and "First Class Sweeper in front of the school" before he finished these 123 steps.
In the past, Cao Zhi made a poem in seven steps, and now there is Wenxuan's hundred-step strategy.
In the end, after Wen Xuan killed tens of thousands of brain cells in an extremely cruel way, the only remaining brain cells finally surrendered unconditionally, and presented a letter of surrender, which contained a clever plan. At the same time, Wen Xuan had just finished that part of the road, and had an extremely tragic encounter with the dormitory manager.
As soon as the war began, Aunt Dormitory took the lead in launching a tentative small-scale attack on Wen Xuan.
I saw that the dormitory manager aunt's eyes were sharp, and after looking at Wen Xuan up and down with a thunderous momentum, she said: "This classmate, as soon as I look at you, I know that you are a man!"
"This beautiful aunt, as soon as I look at you, I know that you are the legendary aunt of the dormitory!"
The dormitory manager aunt smiled wickedly, looked at Wen Xuan with contempt in her eyes, and said, "Since you know who I am, then I have the obligation to tell you something! This is the girls' dormitory, not the place where you should come!" After that, she stretched out her right hand, pointed at the boys' dormitory behind Wen Xuan, and said: "That's the boys' dormitory, don't you force me to sweep! Although I haven't been sweeping people for a long time, my skills are still there, do you want to try it?"
This wave of attacks is a bit fierce, but Wen Xuan is not so light that he will be defeated.
He immediately launched a counterattack, and said with a smile: "But Auntie, I am not a student of your school, and there is no place for me to go to the boys' dormitory! ”
The dormitory manager let out an "oh", looked at Wen Xuan again, and asked, "Since you are not a student of our school, why are you here?" And as soon as you come, you want to go into the girls' dormitory, which is too presumptuous!
"Don't, don't!" Wen Xuan hurriedly waved his hand, stopping the dormitory aunt from sweeping it, and said, "Actually, I don't want to!
"Your sister?" the aunt began to have some doubts on her face, and she asked, "What does this have to do with your sister?"
"Alas...... That's a long story!" Wen Xuan sighed and said, "My sister is a freshman in your school. The place where we live is far away from here, my parents can't spare time, and secondly, they don't worry about my sister going on the road alone, so they let me go on the road with my sister. In order to get here, my sister and I sat on a long-distance bus, all the way over the mountains, crossing the river and demolishing the bridge. All in all, it took us a long, long time to finally get here!"
"So what does this have to do with you coming to the girls' dormitory? And what about your sister!"
"Auntie, don't worry, please listen to me!"
"Then you can say it!"
Wen Xuan nodded, and continued: "Since ancient times, the college entrance examination has been a lot of hardships, and the top has never fallen in love! My sister has been reading books for twelve years, but she has not had a secret love, a bright love, an early love, or a bitter love. The life of the third year of high school is like the water in the goldfish pond, it looks like it is flowing, but it is a pool of stagnant water, and it is all those waters. My sister is like the lotus seed buried deep at the bottom of the pool, always longing for the day when it will take root and sprout and emerge from the water. ”
Speaking of this, Wen Xuan peeked at the dormitory manager aunt and found that she seemed to have been attracted by the story, so she hurriedly struck while the iron was hot and continued: "College life is colorful, and handsome men and beautiful women are even more full of it, which makes people dizzy. As the saying goes, 'Little Lotus shows its sharp corners, and wild bees and butterflies fight for their heads!'" As soon as we entered the campus, a group of creatures who claimed to be senior brothers rushed towards us. My sister and I were caught off guard and were instantly surrounded by them! They were all a group of old-fashioned and warm-hearted men, and they offered to take my sister to visit the campus. ”
Wen Xuan looked at the dormitory manager and said sincerely: "My sister has grown up and has become a slim young girl, it's time to find her own life! As a younger brother, how can I watch my sister continue like this?"
"And where is your sister now?"
"I don't know where she is now, or if she's no longer in school! You see, this is the bag!"
Wen Xuan pointed to the duffel bag he was carrying behind him and said, "That's why I'm here!" Auntie, you just let me go in and put my luggage!"
The dormitory manager aunt turned her head sideways, glanced at the backpack behind Wen Xuan, and after thinking for a moment, asked, "What's your sister's name?"
"Oh, my sister's name is Dou Niwan!"
"What? Teasing me, you're tired of living?"
"Oh, no, no, you're mistaken!" Wen Xuan hurriedly waved his hand and explained: "Dou, it's the Dou of the Empress Dowager Dou, Ni, it's Xiao Nizi's Ni, Wan, gentle as jade!"
After hearing this, the dormitory manager couldn't help frowning and said, "Such a name that is so unpleasant!"
"My sister's name is settled!" Wen Xuan pretended to sigh helplessly and said, "Do you know? My name is Dou Furu! ”
"Dou Niwan, Dou Furu!" Aunt Dormitory laughed hehehe, and the face that had been stiff just now began to change a little, and said, "I said, your father is really not wrong with his surname, it's really funny!"
Wen Xuan scratched his head and said curtly: "My dad said, it will be difficult to duplicate the name!"
"Yes, yes, it's really hard to change the name! In this case, you can leave your sister's name and dormitory number, and I'll pass it on to your sister when she comes back, or you can sit down with me now and talk to me by the way, wouldn't it be great?"
"How can this work!" Wen Xuan scolded secretly in his heart, and suddenly his mind turned, and he said solemnly: "Auntie, there is an old saying: 'A gentleman's word, a horse is difficult to chase'! As a young man with heavy responsibilities and hopes, how can we lose our trust in others, and we are still in trust in a woman! The old saying goes: 'Steal needles when you are young, steal gold when you are big!' If I lose my trust today, he will treat honesty as nothing. Can you bear to watch a No. 3 boy who has been based on integrity since he was a child, embark on a road of no return?"
The dormitory manager aunt was suddenly blindsided by Wen Xuan.
Wen Xuan was overjoyed in his heart, and continued to chase after him: "Auntie, you are just afraid that something bad will happen after I enter, do you look at me like that?"
Ke Wenxuan didn't give the dormitory manager any chance to answer. Just as the dormitory manager was about to speak, Wen Xuan had already grabbed the white and said: "You don't need to say it, I know everything! You will definitely say that a boy like me who looks like a talent and has a lofty spirit will definitely not be that kind of person! So, you just let me in!"
"Well, that's it, I'll go in with you!"
"I'll strangle it!" Wen Xuan scolded in his heart again: "Your grandmother is a bear, why don't you let me in!"
Although Wen Xuan thought so in his heart, he looked at the dormitory manager aunt with a serious face, and said a little heartily: "Auntie!, I am quite moved by the fact that you accompanied me in. However, you must know that the post you are guarding is quite important! As the so-called 'pull the hair and move the whole body'! As soon as you leave, those wild bees and butterflies that are eyeing the girls' dormitory will swarm, and then it will be out of control!"
"Well, what you said makes sense!" Aunt Dormitory Manager looked Wen Xuan up and down again, thinking that Wen Xuan looked quite serious, wearing a pair of glasses, and he didn't look like a bad person, "Okay! I'll make an exception for you to let you in!" You have to promise me that you will come out as soon as you put your luggage away!"
"Okay, Auntie! I promise to come out as soon as I finish my luggage!"