Fifty-three: Diao card alarm clock
On the morning of the official class, Wenxuan and the others had already woken up at seven o'clock.
It's not that they're class activists, it's because they've been woken up.
That morning, Brother Diao didn't know which tendon was twitched, and not long after seven o'clock, he ran to the doors of other dormitories in a hurry, and shouted there: "Get up, brush your teeth and wash your face for class!"
Brother Diao's actions immediately made all the boys in Wenxuan's class complain, and even the dream fairy scolded for the first time that morning: "Call your sister, let people sleep, you will return my teacher Cang!"
But no matter how others scolded, Brother Diao still ran back and forth between the dormitories of their class, banging on the door and shouting, so that the dormitories of other classes soon joined in denouncing Brother Diao.
But in any case, that morning was the earliest morning that Wenxuan had gotten up since they entered this academy.
After brushing his teeth and washing his face, Wen Xuan yawned and walked out of the bathroom.
He sat limply in his chair, sleepy-eyed at the radiant guy in front of him.
That guy is none other than the Diao brother who has been cursed 10,000 times in everyone's hearts.
Brother Diao looked at Wen Xuan with burning eyes and said, "Squad leader, is my cousin okay this morning?"
"Okay, you dead head!" Wen Xuan scolded: "Early in the morning, you don't sleep well, why do you go to other people's dormitories to knock on the door?"
"I'm telling you to get up and go to class! This is also one of the responsibilities of the study committee to urge students to attend class on time!"
"Then you don't have to wake us up so early, it's only what time is it?"
Wen Xuan picked up the mobile phone on the desk and looked at the time.
When Wen Xuan saw that it was only past seven twenty o'clock, he immediately cried out in pain: "Big brother, it's not even half past seven yet! We only have a class at eight and fifteen! Can't you let us sleep a little longer?"
But Brother Diao said with a straight face: "Squad leader, it's good to go to bed early and get up early! You know, I actually want to get everyone up and before seven o'clock." Because my biology teacher once told me that 5 to 7 o'clock in the morning is the time for colon detoxification, which is the perfect time for us to go to the toilet and remove toxins from the body!"
"?" Wen Xuan looked at Brother Diao with a stunned expression and said, "Are you sure your biology teacher doesn't have a grudge against you?" Get up before seven o'clock, and you still won't let us talk?"
Wen Xuan struggled out of the chair, put his hand on Brother Diao's shoulder, and said with a serious face: "Dude, you can't do this. Your current behavior has made all the boys in our class hate you, and it seems that no one will choose you to be a member of the study committee tonight!"
"No!" Brother Diao looked at Wen Xuan with a sad expression and said, "Squad leader, what should I do now?"
"How do I know what you should do?" Wen Xuan shrugged his shoulders helplessly, and said, "Besides, this is what you brought on yourself, as the saying goes: 'Heaven is evil, you can forgive;
"Squad leader!" After Brother Diao shouted, he threw himself directly into Wen Xuan's arms, hugged his waist with both hands, and cried: "You have to help me! Your eloquence is so good, then your brain must be very powerful, you can help me think of a way!"
"Hey, hey, hey, let go of me! If others see that the two of us big men hugged each other early in the morning and spread out, how can you tell me to go out to pick up girls in the future!"
Wen Xuan struggled desperately, trying to break free from Brother Diao's arms. But he didn't expect Brother Diao's strength to be so amazing, no matter how he struggled, he couldn't break free from Brother Diao's arms.
In desperation, he had no choice but to send a distress signal to Chang Anyu and them, but who knew that Chang Anyu and them actually said in unison: "If you help us pay the fee, we will help you." Otherwise, one qiē will not be discussed!"
At that moment, Wen Xuan's heart was cold. At the same time, he also experienced the extremely helpless feeling that Ling Ling had when he was forcibly hugged by him last night. This is really "those who hug people will be hugged, not not hugged, the time has not yet come!"
"Big brother, just let it go! Even if you break my waist, I can't help you!"
Wen Xuan begged bitterly, but Brother Diao just refused to let go.
He said: "Squad leader, if you don't help me, I won't let go today!"
"Big brother, isn't it just a study committee member, is it so important to you?"
Brother Diao nodded vigorously and said, "I have been a cadre since the first grade of primary school, if I can't be a member of the study committee tonight, I will hold you every day and not let go!"
"Big brother, you can't be so scoundrel. I'm afraid of you, let me help you!"
Hearing that Wen Xuan softened, Brother Diao immediately raised his head and asked, "Really?"
When he saw Wen Xuan nodded, he let go of his hands with a happy face and said, "Squad leader, how are you going to help me?"
As soon as Wen Xuan escaped from Brother Diao's strong embrace, he immediately ran towards the white warrior behind him and hid behind him.
He put his head out of the white warrior's shoulders and said, "Dude, I don't know how to help you! But you can try to tell them this, just say that if they don't choose you as a member of the study committee, you can run to the front of their dormitory before seven o'clock every day and knock on the door to see if they will be scared because of this, and choose you as a member of the study committee!"
I saw Brother Diao quickly turn his black and white eyes, and then smiled: "Okay, I'll talk to them as you said." If they really chose me to be a member of the study committee because of this, I would never have knocked on their door at seven o'clock again!"
That night, Brother Diao did as Wen Xuan said. Unexpectedly, he really became a member of the study committee!
This is not because Brother Diao's rather threatening words have any effect, but because no one wants to be a member of the study committee at all, and he shouldn't be anyone!
Brother Diao, who became a member of the study committee, really fulfilled the promise he made to Wen Xuan at that time, no longer going to shoot the doors of the other dormitories in their class at seven o'clock, but to photograph their doors at ten o'clock.
Regarding this matter, all the boys in Wenxuan's class tried to stop this incident more than once, but they all failed!
In desperation, they had no choice but to resort to more extreme methods, such as drugged, drunk, and so on, but unfortunately none of them succeeded.
Brother Diao is like an alarm clock that can never go wrong, every morning at seven o'clock, you can always hear Brother Diao's loud voice echoing between the floors of their dormitory, even Wen Xuan can't help but sigh: "Brother Diao, you are like a god!"
And the white warrior is many years later, the launch of the Diao brand alarm clock, its advertising slogan is: "Diao brand alarm clock, a four-year zero error alarm clock, you, deserve it!"