Yiyi looked at Xiao Jinghan with a serious face, nodded, blinked, and waited for his next words, she wanted to hear the truth.

didn't wait for his words, but was kissed the face.

¥¥@#%Xiao Jinghan! You're a scumbag! Actually... Kiss her?????

Seeing Yiyi's angry eyes and on the verge of rage, Xiao Jinghan leaned back in front of laughing, and the angry Yiyi grabbed the things on the side and smashed them on Xiao Jinghan's body, Xiao Jinghan avoided in a panic, and even caught the thrown things with his hands, and then... Accurately threw it back to Yiyi's side, as if she was afraid that she would have nothing to catch, so she did it on purpose, which blew up Yiyi's lungs!

What made Yiyi even more angry was that Xiao Jinghan calmly picked up things, and did not forget to shout teasingly: "Help!" Murder of your own husband! ”

Then Yiyi smashed it even more fiercely, and Xiao Jinghan shouted even more happily when he saw this: "Yiyi, you admit that you are murdering your husband, so you smashed it even more fiercely?" ”

..... Xiao Jinghan: What kind of creature are you?

Finally, the game of smashing Xiao Jinghan came to an end under Yiyi's panting, and in exchange for Yiyi's ignorance, Xiao Jinghan realized that he had overplayed.

Seeing that Yiyi was really angry, Xiao Jinghan began to think of ways to make her happy, such as telling jokes:

"Once upon a time, there was a person surnamed Cai, and everyone called him Xiao Cai. Outcome...... One day, he was taken away! ”

It's cold... Yiyi looked at Xiao Jinghan, who was laughing upside down on the side, and silently despised it.

Xiao Jinghan saw that Yiyi didn't smile, so he continued:

"There was a military general, who went into battle to fight, and was about to be defeated, and suddenly a divine soldier descended from the sky and crossed the enemy, and this person was very grateful, so he kowtowed to the god and asked the origin and name of the god.

The god replied: I am originally a haystack (straw stack: the ancients used straw to tie something similar to a human shape for military training).

The military general kowtowed again and asked me how could I ask you to save me?

The haystack said, "You don't have to thank me, I'm just here to repay the favor."

The military general was shocked: How could I ever be kind to the gods?

The haystack said: Of course, I am in the training ground on weekdays, and you have never shot me with an arrow. ”

..... Yiyi looked at Xiao Jinghan, who was laughing darkly, and silently continued to despise him.

Xiao Jinghan's laughter is really low, or is his laughter too high? I still just got insulted and couldn't laugh at all!

Finally, Xiao Jinghan stopped laughing, looked at Yiyi on the side who was still angry, shrugged his shoulders, and said, "You want to hear the truth."

got cheap and put the blame on her? How can there be a person like Xiao Jinghan?? This kind of scum simply violates ethics and morality, and it exists like a strange thing, didn't the ancients pay attention to these?

Yiyi glared at Xiao Jinghan fiercely, gritted her teeth and said a few words: "Shi can be killed, but not humiliated!" ”

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Jinghan began to laugh again, this time, the smile was full of spoiling, and finally, holding back the smile, against the backdrop of the firelight, his eyes looked at Yiyi with deep affection, without a trace of joke, and said seriously: "This is the truth, I really like you, I want to marry you, I want to be close to you."

Intimate? When Yiyi heard these two words, the fire in her heart became even greater, she turned her head, looked at Xiao Jinghan, and popped out a few words: "Xiao Jinghan, you are really a baby drinking porridge!" ”

"....." Xiao Jing looked at Yiyi in confusion.

BABY (mean), toothless (shameful), nasty! Yiyi explained silently in his heart.

Xiao Jinghan thought for a moment, looked at Yiyi, and nodded, "Well, what Yiyi said is very true."

？？ This time it was Yiyi's turn to be puzzled.

"I am like the baby who was born, you are the porridge I want to drink, if the baby has no porridge, he will starve to death, sure enough, those who know me, Yiyi!" Xiao Jinghan didn't know if it was intentional or if it was really understood like this,

In short, Yiyi has the heart to die,

This is the generation gap!! Thousands of years of generation!!

Xiao Jinghan, what is your brain made of!