Wang Fugui was speechless for an instant, thinking to himself Brother Monkey, why is he so unlucky! Why are you so used to this woman, is this the legendary Tai Sui, it makes people angry when you think about it, but only if someone cares, grievances can be regarded as grievances, fear is really afraid, grievances and fears that no one understands, it is hypocrisy, becoming the joke of others, even if it will make you angry to death, it is not distressing, the big guy can only say that he has a small belly, so he said with a long sigh of relief

"That's it! You say! What do you want me to do in these twenty-two seconds! If it's not the same, brother, I'll kiss you twenty-two times, forget it, just make up a whole number, brother, I'll kiss you thirty times! That's it! ”

Li Qian heard that this kid was already dying, and she didn't forget to take advantage of herself, so she stomped her feet angrily, thinking that Miss Ben was not alive for your two people, I wanted to say directly, please be normal, Miss Ben, I am not a grass boat, and I don't want me to put your arrows indiscriminately, but I just experienced buying a house, and the two of them almost said goodbye, and the thick crack in each other's hearts is still vivid, so if this kid is quilted, he will block himself again, where will he find this stinky guy, But this kid must be given a long memory, so he rolled his eyes and pretended to be angry

"Please don't be hippie and smiley, this will not be in the mood for you to joke, by the way, I'm not alive for the kiss on the phone, is it interesting to deceive yourself like this? You say now, who gave you the power to pull me to the blacklist? Who gave you the guts to make me tremble when I am angry? Who agrees that you dare to be twenty-two seconds slower than my allotted time? Do you think I'm a bully, I can bully as much as I want, and I can fool as much as I want? ”

Wang Fugui was speechless for a moment, thinking to himself what happened to this little girl today, she was like a different person, and the killer trick was taken out, but it didn't work, and she wanted to hang up directly, but if this is the case, I'm afraid that there will be no two hundred and twenty minutes of phone calls, and it will be absolutely impossible to make her happy, so he sighed and said extremely helplessly

"Oops! I've already told you, what do you want! You can't just pull me out and kill me! But I don't want to say that I am wrong or die, the key is that I don't want other prisons! In a word, what do you say, then what to do! That's it! ”

When Li Qian heard this, she was directly happy in her heart, because as long as she had this sentence, she would bully this guy as much as she wanted, and he didn't even dare to say a word of superfluity, so he said with his mouth pursed

"I'm going to be angry, I'm going to be angry if I don't breathe out! Say what to do yourself! ”

Wang Fugui lit a cigarette with his hand, thinking that no wonder the world would say, only villains and women are difficult to raise, it is simply a mother, why is he so unlucky, I wanted to say directly, you yourself are angry with yourself, what does it have to do with me, no matter how this account is calculated, it will not be counted on my head, and the world will scold you more, but what you are facing, after all, it is your own wife, and it is not someone else's, so I took a sip hard, and some people said that there is nothing to love

"Oops! Good wife, you don't dare to be angry anymore, in case you are angry to death, I don't have a daughter-in-law, it's a big deal not to get married for the rest of my life, the key is that there is no one to play with me! What's the point of being alive! ”

Wang Fugui hadn't finished speaking, but he didn't expect Li Qian to say it directly

"The surname Wang! You're a brute! Say you're playing with me for a long time! No wonder you kid, if you want to pinch me into a circle, then pinch it into a circle, if you want to pinch it into a flat, then press it into a flat! ”

Wang Fugui was speechless for a moment, thinking to himself Brother Monkey, what is the name of what I have done all day long, is it really my fault that I even cry, and besides, life is originally a fake show, but no matter what I say now, for this angry tigress, it is all scolding, and he said with a long sigh of relief

"That's it! What you should say and what you shouldn't say has been said! Please say the result directly! Don't go around in circles here, just talk about how to get rid of your gas! ”

Li Qian found that Wang Fugui had completely compromised, and pursed her lips very proudly, thinking that if she didn't believe her sister, she would have no choice about you, but as the saying goes, take it if you see it well, otherwise it will backfire, and she still pretended to be angry

"Finally, I warn you kid, when you do anything in the future, please think clearly before moving your fingers! When you say every word, think about it before you say it! Otherwise, it won't be as easy as it is today, I will let you know what life is better than death, today this is just a small test! But for the sake of your kid, your attitude is quite sincere, I'll let you go this time! After checking for twenty-two seconds, then slap yourself twenty times! This matter is over! ”

Wang Fugui sat up angrily and sat up directly, thinking that he was waiting for himself here for a long time, and if he wanted to bully people, he would say that she was not tired of going around such a big circle, and she really took her over, but I wanted my brother to slap myself by myself, do you little girl think too much, I am afraid you will not see it in this life, otherwise in the lyrics, there will be no would rather die standing than kneel to live, this is the blood of a gentleman, but saying so will definitely anger this guy, I wanted to send a long apology text message like last time, But after thinking about it again, forget it, the 2,000-word apology text message last time almost froze to death in the Maowusu Desert and couldn't come back, so I still don't dig a pit for yourself, so I rolled my eyes and said with a smile

"Wife, it's my fault that I'm doing a thousand mistakes, but there are thousands of ways to punish people, can you change it! As the saying goes, you don't hit people in the face, and you don't expose your shortcomings when you scold people! These twenty-two slaps, even if you slap eleven on one side, the whole face will be slapped into a bun, I just started the new unit, can you change places to fight! ”

Li Qian saw that Wang Fugui had completely disarmed and surrendered, and pouted her lips again very proudly, thinking about what happened to you and Sun Huiping last time, after you slapped yourself, you never appeared again, and your heart was in Cao Ying's heart and in Han, so what do you say today does this kid have a long memory, so he gritted his teeth and said extremely angrily

"Billions of women around the world, why did you choose me! A shameless thing like you, don't say that the face fan is swollen into buns, even if the face fan is sloppy! That's what you deserve! Let your new colleagues see that while punishing you, you can also warn them that this is the end of bullying your wife! And you don't have to make excuses anymore, the last time you were in Inner Mongolia, you weren't in the unit as well, and you slapped yourself fifty times! Why is it now in Yan'an, why can't you fan! In a word, do you fan or not! I'll hang up if I don't fan! ”