Chapter 0037: Tai Chi Master in the Tank Farm
Wang Fugui glared at him and said with a happy smile
"Senior brother! You are not the second senior brother, how can you also have a soft spot for Chang'e! Did you just sing "Journey to the West", Xiao Zhuanfeng's "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountains"! ”
Zhu Hailong smiled evilly and immediately asked rhetorically
"You kid don't want to be here, scold me around the bush, although my brother's surname is Zhu, but this pig is not another pig! And what you kid asked is not nonsense, that man doesn't salivate when he sees Chang'e! Do you kid think that the two of us don't want to be on "Journey to the West", big drill wind and small drill wind? It's just that the two of them struck the gong, carried the flag, the two of us took the inspector, and played the flashlight! Do you think I'm right? ”
Wang Fugui glared, thinking that if your kid is surnamed Pig, it is definitely Zhu Bajie and his own brother, because of the same color, but I am afraid that the joke will be bigger, and when I walked to the oil storage tank farm, because it had just snowed a few days ago, when I went down the fire embankment, the flashlight shone up, and it looked dry, so I didn't care, I didn't expect to be careless, and I didn't sit down directly without stepping steadily, on the cement steps, Zhu Hailong saw this, and hurriedly stepped forward to help him up, and said a little irritably
"Okay, okay? You don't know how to look when you go down the steps, is the flashlight in your hand an ornament? ”
Wang Fugui stood up slowly, feeling as if his hip bone had been broken, but he was forced to endure the severe pain for the sake of face
"Oops! I'm not thinking about Chang'e, is it looking at me on the moon, and I stepped on the air carelessly, but it's okay, it's okay if the cotton overalls are so thick, hurry up and inspect it! ”
Zhu Hailong was speechless for an instant, thinking to himself Brother Monkey, you kid is walking on the ice skate, and he is still thinking about women, I thought that your kid was an honest doll, but I didn't expect it to be an old pervert at the ash level, so he glared at it fiercely, and said extremely helplessly
"Good brother! We're going to work now, don't let your thoughts break down, otherwise you'll be the one who suffers! ”
When Wang Fugui heard this, he knew that next, this kid would definitely give himself a safety lesson, so he rolled his eyes and said with a happy smile
"Senior brother, there has always been a question that I dare not ask you, this will be the two of us, can you tell me about it!"
Zhu Hailong hesitated a little when he heard this, and then said a little angrily
"You see, as a manly husband, is there anything you can't say straightforwardly, is it necessary to beat the corner here? I've told you everything, as long as you don't understand something, as long as you open your mouth, I promise to know everything and say everything, even if I don't know, go and ask others, then I promise to teach you! When you say that, are you doubting my abilities? ”
Wang Fugui glanced at Zhu Hailong, thinking that you kid is really a slippery head, brother, I just spoke, but I didn't expect you to think of a sentence and block me alive, so I can't help but look down on me too much, so I pretended to be embarrassed and said
"Senior brother, I like you to be so straight, frank and open-minded, a person who does things clearly, things at work, and trouble you to give me more advice in the future, in the afternoon, I saw you and Wang Sen in the station control room,-for-tat, in front of Wang Sen, who is taller and more powerful than himself, there is no timidity at all, were you a big brother before!"
As soon as the words fell, I didn't expect Zhu Hailong to slap Wang Fugui directly on the head, and said with a wicked smile
"Say you're waiting for me here for a long time! Have you ever seen me like this, a kind brother? Besides, although he is taller and more powerful than me, he is a man, with two shoulders and a head, why should I see him timid, the biggest thing is to fight, a big living person can't be scared to death! As a dignified seven-foot man, if there is no such blood, then what face does he have to live in the world! Do you think I'm right? ”
Wang Fugui glanced at Zhu Hailong, who was full of smiles, thinking that your eyebrows are clear, you haven't looked in the mirror! But from these words, it can be heard that this kid is definitely not a fuel-efficient lamp, and when he was about to ask about other things, he didn't expect someone to put his arms around his neck and say
"Rich, there is a saying that I don't know whether to say or not!"
Wang Fugui glanced at it, thinking to himself which one this kid sang in a good manner, but the big guys have just met, and no one knows whose details it is, if his question is too outrageous, it's okay not to answer, if it's some irrelevant questions, just make up some nonsense to fool the past, so he hurriedly said with a smile
"Senior brother, what are you talking about! We are brothers, what else can not be said! Rest assured! Just ask me to be like you, knowing everything and saying everything! ”
Zhu Hailong patted him on the shoulder fiercely and said
"Oops! At first glance, they are all temperamental, brother I like it! During this time, everyone said that you were a gangster, what the hell did you do before! ”
Wang Fugui glanced at it, and thought to himself that as the saying goes, bad people don't write on their faces, and my brother and I don't have the word gangsters written on my face, how can these people be like this, so he said with some wondering
"Senior brother, why do they say I'm a gangster! Have you ever seen such a timid and cowardly thug as me? Isn't that a joke? ”
Zhu Hailong found that Wang Fugui was not in a hurry, and patted Wang Fugui on the shoulder again and said
"Brother! Don't think about it! As far as I know, the reason why they unanimously think that you used to be a gangster seems to be because you are at least 1.7 meters tall and weigh absolutely no more than 111 meters, and you walk like a crab shaking your head, and you look at the Sichuan character on your forehead, like a fierce and vicious look, it looks weird and scary, you tell me, have you played in society before! ”
Wang Fugui was completely speechless when he heard this, thinking that the ancients knew that people should not be good-looking, and the sea water should not be measured, how could these people judge people by their appearance, but in any case, the title of gangster must not be worn by a new unit, otherwise in the future, it will be really difficult to mix, so he rolled his eyes and said with an extremely helpless smile
"Senior brother, I didn't expect that a person like me, who does not promote his martial arts or his appearance, still has such a high degree of attention on our station, I am really a little flattered! But big brother, I can pat my heart and tell you, I admit that when I was in school, I was more playful for a day, but after graduation, I really didn't play in society, let alone some legendary gangsters, they must have lost their eyes! Now it's just an ordinary temporary worker!"
Zhu Hailong heard Wang Fugui say that he had played before in school, and thought that he was fortunate to understand it from the side, he thought that this kid was a sick cat, but he didn't expect that he was actually a master who pretended to be a pig and ate a tiger, and then he still said with a smile
"That's it! Do you believe that? Not only do they look at you like a bastard, but I also look at you like a boy, so tell me about your amazing deeds."