Chapter 0068 The False Bodhisattva of Urine Mud

Lu Yangqi circled in place and said extremely irritably

"You kid stays late all day, how can you only run to the toilet when you are a person! I can't play mahjong and can't learn! Just say it and you're done! ”

Wang Fugui was speechless for a moment, thinking that I have nothing to do, what are I doing to learn mahjong, I wanted to say that you kid, what kind of heart do you want to press me, even if you want me to learn something, then at least let me learn something good! It's okay to learn mahjong, it's hard to want me to gamble! But thinking about mahjong again, it is mainly entertainment, so saying that it is tantamount to digging a hole for yourself, glaring at it and saying with some irritation

"I'm sorry, I'm older! I can't learn it! You'd better find someone else! ”

Lu Yang said angrily when he heard that he was older, and his eyes almost didn't fly out

"Your kid is twenty-one or twelve years old, you will tell me that you are old, why don't you say that you are about to die, I will go out and book a wreath for you in advance, let you play mahjong, and not let you die, as for so difficult to please? But today I told you kid, even if you tie it, you have to be tied to the mahjong table, I can't just watch, you kid is sleeping alive on the bed! ”

Wang Fugui glanced at Lu Yang and said with a sneer

"Oops! Where did this come from, a false bodhisattva pinched with urine! Listen to what you mean, you take me to play mahjong, not to take me to the ditch, but to cross me into an immortal! But I'm still the same sentence, I really can't play mahjong, and I don't want to learn it! As for whether I will die in bed, this is not a matter for you to consider, you should think about it first, whether you can get off the mahjong table alive! You don't need to book a wreath, just keep it on the mahjong table! I don't like to take things, if you like it, I'll go out and buy you a few now, put them at your bedside, and let you lie in the sea of flowers all day long! ”

When Lu Yang heard that there was a cannon, he pursed his lips angrily and said with a cold smile

"Thank you for your kindness! I don't need a wreath, the two steel hammers in your pocket, let's keep them for your ghost call! But I'm wondering, don't you kid know how to play mahjong? So how do you know about firing guns! ”

Wang Fugui was directly happy when he heard this, and said with a bad smile

"Oops! You're underestimating people, aren't you? I've never eaten pork, haven't you ever seen a pig run! The last time you played mahjong, didn't you play a card, you were Hu by Wang Sen, you said while paying money, your luck is too back, why did you light the cannon again! It seems that the nobles are so forgetful! How did you forget it so quickly! ”

Lu Yang was successfully criticized 3 to 0 again, and found that this kid was hard-hearted and didn't plan to entertain himself, so he was extremely irritable

"That's it! You kid don't want to be here, scolding around the bush, but I can't figure it out, your parents put you in school, let you only read sage books, and ignore things outside the window, so that you can have a good future, you are late all day, and Dian Erlang half-heartedly took the book as a pillow, lying on the cold desk, dreaming of the Spring and Autumn Festival! Now it's mixed like this, but I remember to read and study, the sheep are all lost, and I think of mending the sheepfold, what did I do earlier! Isn't it a little too late? Besides, like your brain, even if you really go to herd sheep, you can only lead one in your left hand and one in your right hand, and give you three sheep, I'm afraid you can't count the number of people, what kind of books do you want to read here, do you want to die alive, those hard-working book writers? Let you play mahjong, as if you want to invent mahjong, may I ask you what you mean! ”

Wang Fugui looked at Lu Yang's annoyed and angry appearance, and suddenly became happy, and said with some confusion

"You see you yourself have said, according to my IQ, can only put two sheep, if you put three can not count, so many mahjong, like my IQ, counting is a bit difficult, not to mention shuffling, yard cards, playing cards! Aren't you blatant and bullying? Besides, you know that all my money has been called, what do you want me to do to play mahjong! Isn't this overt bullying? ”

Lu Yang glanced at Wang Fugui when he heard this, he wanted to say that you broke up with that female netizen quickly, except for the phone call every day, you can't even see each other, let alone do other things, people who don't know, really think that this kid has something wrong with his brain, but this matter, from 2005 to 2008, is useless, and who says this now, who is in a hurry, as if he is the only one in the world, who has turned a girlfriend into a woman, and he is responsible for it to the end. So the big guy won't say it, but then again, since you play mahjong, you have to win or lose a little, otherwise it doesn't mean anything at all, and there is no way to play at all, thinking of this, he sighed and said helplessly

"Alright! You read slowly! Brother, I won't bother! Strive for the title of the gold list as soon as possible! ”

Wang Fugui rolled his eyes and didn't say a word. I picked up "The Reader" again and read it with relish, and after about an hour, I finished reading an issue of "The Reader", turned on the TV when I had nothing to do, and wandered around, but I didn't have my favorite TV program, and I was lying on the bed and texting Li Qian, but this little girl didn't know what she was busy with, and sent five or six text messages, like a stone sinking into the sea, none of them came back, and then she began to brew sleep, but the result was that she couldn't sleep over and over again.

After tossing for about three or five minutes, I thought that I was idle anyway, after all, people are a group of animals, and I am like this alone, and it is not a thing to stay in the house all day, so I went to the mahjong room to walk around, and see who this kid is playing with, and by the way, I will learn about it, and then bury myself with mahjong in the future, so I came to the activity room and found that Lu Yang was playing mahjong with the waiter Xue Huiling, and I wanted to say directly, whether your kid is playing mahjong, or under the guise of playing mahjong, took the opportunity to touch the hand of the little girl here, but he was not familiar with the waiter, and he was afraid that the joke would be too big, so he didn't say anything, and after standing next to him and watching it, he found that Lu Yang was bearded, and no one paid for it, so he said with some wonder

"Why don't you win or lose playing mahjong, are you grinding your fingers?"

When Xue Huiling heard this, she quickly stood up, pulled Wang Fugui to sit down, and said with a smile

"You are all oil workers, I am a waiter, I have so much salary a month, how can I play with you! I've got something to do, so you can sit down and play! ”

When Wang Fugui heard this, he quickly stood up and said with a flushed face

"Thank you, Xiao Xue! Hurry up and play! I won't play! ”

(End of chapter)