Chapter 0077 Why do people have two eyes

When Wang Fugui heard this, he was stunned for an instant, thinking that he thought that this kid would not have long eyes all day long, and he would only not know how to love stupidly and stupidly, but he didn't expect to be a master, and he pretended to be confused, and he wanted to agree, but after thinking about what he didn't do, it didn't seem to hinder him, and besides, he should be a small person and a big person, and this matter is not only related to the old age of this kid's parents, but also to decide whether this kid can get off the single, the key is also related to the incense of their family, which is really extraordinary. If you agree, you can't do it yourself, then the sin will be great, so I said in a hurry

"Brother, don't be anxious, let alone excited, even if you ask me to help you, you should always tell me what the hell is going on! You can't let me sell myself in a daze! ”

Cao Wei glanced at Wang Fugui, scratched his head with extreme embarrassment, and said with a flushed face

"Oops! Good brother, don't make fun of me anymore! Your brain is spinning, mine revolves around the sun for a year, how can I sell you! You sell me pretty much the same! Don't think I'm so complicated! Actually, nothing! Mainly in the next ten days, the two of us have a lot of marriage things to discuss, and the night may affect your rest, I hope to overcome it a little bit and help my little brother and me! ”

Wang Fugui glanced at Cao Wei in extreme surprise and said in disbelief

"And then?"

Cao Wei was stunned for a moment, and said in a panic

"No more! You just turn a blind eye, what do you think? ”

Wang Fugui patted Cao Wei on the shoulder fiercely and said with a smile

"Brother! Do you know why people have two eyes? ”

Cao Wei didn't ask a word, and in an instant, some monks who were two tall couldn't figure it out, I wanted to say that what you kid asked was not nonsense, if a person only had one eye, wouldn't it become a one-eyed dragon, but now that he has a request for others, it is better to speak politely, so he lit a cigarette for Wang Fugui again, and said happily

"Isn't it to have two eyes to see more clearly!"

Wang Fugui was directly overjoyed when he heard this, pretended to be angry and glared, picked up the cigarette case next to him, and said with a smile

"What you kid says isn't all nonsense, his eyes must be looking at things, is it hard to still be angry! Now close your left eye and open your right eye and see if you can read the words on the cigarette case! ”

Cao Wei was completely defeated by Wang Fugui's innocence, thinking that you kid is really boring, brother, I am not blind, how can it affect seeing things if I close one eye, so I said with a bitter smile extremely helplessly

"Oops! Good brother, don't make fun of me anymore! When I'm done with this side of things, I have more important things to do! Since you just said that the eyes are used to see things, not to breathe, closing one eye does not seem to have any direct relationship with looking at the cigarette case in your hand! It's not that you don't know, my brain is slow, you can just tell me the answer, I'm really busy! ”

Wang Fugui rolled his eyes, thinking that this kid was not fun at all, but looking at his soulless appearance, he said extremely depressedly

"That's it! Don't really look like a drummer all day long, your family has just passed, you are now sleeping in addition to sleep, what is important to you! If you don't tell me the reason today, you want to know the answer, it's absolutely impossible! ”

When Cao Wei heard this, he glared at Wang Fugui fiercely, and said that he had nothing to love

"Oops! Good brother, are you interesting? If it weren't for Cuihua, who didn't wash her feet every day and couldn't sleep well, we would have talked until dawn tonight, because I could wait, but Cuihua couldn't wait! In case this aunt and grandmother are in a hurry, I will be the one who suffers! Therefore lift up your noble hand and let me go. Tell me the answer! I'll thank you when it's done! ”

"But for the sake of your kid being sincere, then brother, I'll tell you why people have two eyes, it's because you can still see things clearly with only one eye open and one eye closed! There is no need to stare at everything with two eyes like brass bells! ”

Cao Wei was stunned for a moment, and then immediately gave a thumbs up and said

"Oops! Brother Wang! In the past, I only knew that you were a tall person, but I didn't expect you to be tall directly, and now I can't see your lineup without binoculars! It's just amazing! ”

Wang Fugui rolled his eyes angrily, thinking to himself Brother Monkey, brother, I am not an alien, and I have to wear binoculars to see, brother, I thought that you were a kid and would only make the girl happy, but I didn't expect that fooling a man was even more of a must, so he said extremely helplessly

"That's it! Big flicker! Let's get out! It's too late to see the past, be careful of your emerald flowers, let your kid kneel on the instant noodles and give her a foot massage! In that case, it would be too cost-effective! ”

Cao Wei's scalp suddenly tingled when he heard washing his feet, because with his previous experience, Wang Cuihua had already sat on the edge of the bed and waited, he had already smoked two or three cigarettes here, at least for ten minutes, if he didn't go over, I was afraid that he wouldn't even be able to enter the door, let alone wash his feet, tomorrow might be his end, so he quickly got up and walked towards the door, but halfway through, he turned around and said with some embarrassment

"Brother Wang! I just reacted, you haven't given me the answer to what I begged you just now! You let me go, in case I half-heartedly, bring a basin of hot water, and burn the feet of our family's cuihua, then my more grandchildren for a year will not be in vain! ”

Wang Fugui smiled faintly, I wanted to say no problem, your business is my business, brother, I promise to satisfy you, but there is no creativity at all, so he rolled his eyes, stood up and patted him on the shoulder fiercely and said

"Brother! I don't know how to answer your question, but you should have heard it, you can't wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep, from now on, as long as the two of them have no opinion, in the future, I will be in the room with you Cuihua, I am the one who pretends to be asleep, and I can directly ignore my existence, even if you want me to help, I won't help Cuihua! That's it! If that's not the way to go, text me and I'll go out and I'll be back when you're done! ”

Cao Wei's eyes lit up, grabbed Wang Fugui's hand, and said excitedly

"Brother Wang! What do you think of me, how can I let you stay outside in the winter! As long as you pretend to be asleep, then I thank you thankfully! Rest assured! I'll be thankful afterwards! ”

Wang Fugui looked at Cao Wei's happy face, and wanted to say that the guy should hurry up and get busy with business, be careful that he is happy and sad, then it will be troublesome, but after thinking about it again, he said with a wicked smile

"Good! Then we decided so happily! ”

(End of chapter)