Lu Yang heard Wang Fugui ridicule himself again about not having a girlfriend, and turned around angrily and wanted to have a good fight with this kid, but those guys were still waiting for him in the activity room, so he glared fiercely and said extremely irritably

"I'm sorry, even if I don't have a girlfriend, that's not necessary, like a girlfriend living on TV all day long, except for being able to look at photos and listen to the voice, I can't even see a hair! It doesn't matter if you can't see a hair, the key is to borrow money to make a phone call, such a thing, I'm afraid that no one in the world wants to do it except for you, a half-brain! Because you are still slowly entertaining yourself, if you feel that one friend is not enough, you can develop all eight people in your ghost dormitory into your friends, or spare me! ”

Wang Fugui heard that he couldn't even see Mao, and suddenly felt uncomfortable, because he had not only heard this sentence in front of Lu Yang, but had heard it from different people's mouths no less than hundreds of times, it can be said that his ears were about to grow calluses, I wanted to have a good theory, but it didn't make sense to think about it again, the shoes were uncomfortable, only the feet themselves knew, their love was as sweet as honey, bitter as Coptis chinensis, it had nothing to do with outsiders, in order to deliberately anger this kid, he sighed and pulled the quilt over, He said with a smug smile

"Hey! No way! As the saying goes, a fool has a fool's life, and a fool has a fool's fortune! I admit that you are not as smart as your brain, let alone your high IQ, not to mention emotional intelligence, in fact, it is a half brain in your eyes, but you say it's not strange, but it's my half brain, actually on the phone and QQ, talked about a girlfriend, not only a college student, but also her first boyfriend, so you may not believe it, in fact, I didn't see my little ghost, I didn't believe it, let alone any hope, I graduated from my junior year, how could I keep the best things for me, But don't you say that after we met, the sheets the next morning proved her innocence and witnessed my happiness! You say this is not annoying to everyone! ”

Lu Yang glared at him angrily, and said extremely irritably

"Old feudal! How many years has it been now, and who cares if it's the first one! Besides, don't you think about it in reverse, why did she graduate from college, she doesn't even have a boyfriend, shouldn't she be too freewheeling, so scared that the people around her dare not chase it! Therefore, you can only coax you, the frog at the bottom of the well, in the virtual network world, you are still like picking up an ingot! Don't you feel sorry for yourself? ”

Wang Fugui looked at Lu Yang's black and no longer turned on the light, as if he was looking for you to see his face, and said with a faint smile

"That's it! I'm a frog at the bottom of a well, but I'm also a pair of frogs! I know my own suffering, and I will cry if I talk too much! Hurry up and go to the Great Wall! It's too late! Beware of calling you underground at night to talk! Don't forget to close the door! I don't send it! Thank you! ”

Lu Yang rolled his eyes angrily, and said coldly, it seems that there is really no way to save it, brother, I didn't bother to pay attention to you, I deliberately slammed the door, and walked towards the activity room.

Wang Fugui looked at the open doors and windows, sighed, closed it with a quilt, immediately jumped on the bed, wrapped the quilt, lit a cigarette, and said while dialing the phone

"Sample! Fight with my brother! You go back and drink the rice soup for a few years first, it's still too tender! ”

As soon as the words fell, I didn't expect Li Qian to pout and say highly

"Stinky and shameless! Why haven't you skimmed the eight characters yet, and you start to think about the tender! Excuse me, am I old and yellow, or I can't walk anymore! If you can't tell me clearly today, I'm going to make you dark! ”

Wang Fugui heard that he disliked Li Qian's old Zhuhuang, he didn't swallow a mouthful of cigarette, he almost didn't choke to death, and coughed several times, but he just came to his senses, but he didn't expect Li Qian to come next

"What's up! I'm right! But it's in the nature of you men to like the new and hate the old, so you don't need to be so nervous! In case you go down in one breath and can't come up again, no matter how tender the girl is, it has nothing to do with you! What do you say you kid wants to do all day long! I still have a yellow flower girl now, what's wrong with the old one! ”

Wang Fugui wanted to say, brother, I said that Lu Yang is too tender, what does his old and tender have to do with you, if you want to find trouble, then no one can stop it, but if you say so, it is nothing to tickle Lord Yan, I am impatient, and it is impossible not to quarrel, so I rolled my eyes and pretended to be angry

"Aren't you old? How old do you want to be? ”

Li Qian was instantly furious, and said with round eyes

"The surname Wang! I don't think you don't want to mix up, but you just don't want to live! Please, how old am I? How old I am! Today you tell me that you can't go to one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and you want to sleep unless the sun comes out from the south! ”

Wang Fugui suddenly smirked, kissed the phone gently, and said with a happy smile

"Oops! What a ghost! Gremlin! Why do you say you're so distressed! I don't kiss you hard, that's not sorry, I met you in the vast sea of people! I can't express how much I love you! ”

As soon as the words fell, Li Qian first sneered with extreme disdain, and still said unrelentingly

"That's it! The surname is Wang! Please don't be careful, it's disgusting here, because at this moment, this kid's stinky mouth, even if he is smeared with sesame oil, he will have a smell of when he speaks! Answer my questions quickly, in case you get me in a hurry, you know what it means to you kid! ”

Wang Fugui found that Li Qian was really anxious, and thought that the joke was almost over, in case this aunt and grandmother were anxious, quarrels were commonplace, but the phone bill was like melting snow, and there was no need for him to worry about the money, so he hurriedly said with a smile

"Oops! At your young age, many people are girlfriends at best, and some are unwed mothers, but they have already become wives, how old do you want to be! Such a simple question, how could a person as ice and snow as smart as you not understand! It must be amusing me, isn't it? Baby, do you miss your little old man! ”

Li Qian was said by Wang Fugui in a few words, and her ears blushed instantly, and her mouth pouted high

"Nasty! It's not that you don't like it, let people call you a little old man, saying that they are afraid of calling you a little old man, what's wrong today! ”

Wang Fugui wanted to say that many young girls now like the uncle type, but those who are rich are uncles, and those who have no money are at best an old man, and the second brother I am your little old man, but it is easy to dig a hole for yourself when you say this, so she said with a wicked smile

"Because my little ghost has become a little wife, I have to follow closely and become a little old man, so that I can keep pace with you and grow old with you!"

(End of chapter)