Chapter 0122 Water in the Brain Shoots Out
Cao Wei glanced at the pit courtyard, and his parents were in their own place, and there was no one empty, and he suddenly felt that his heart was even more empty, because he usually went home by himself, and his parents should have appeared early, what is going on today, but now he can't say anything, his parents don't want to see her, and deliberately avoid her, otherwise it will be easy to stop cooking, so he rolled his eyes and said with a smile
"Look at what you're asking, it's really not at all level, my parents must be at home, giving you this little gluttonous cat, a sumptuous lunch! Besides, you don't have a long heart! It's Sanjiu now, and my parents are standing here without freezing! Won't you feel sorry for people! ”
Wang Chunxia also glanced at the empty wheat field, thinking to herself that when they went to pick up their younger brother and sister-in-law, their parents were still standing on the slope of the first pit courtyard, how could they pick it up, but they didn't see the shadow of their two elders, it was really a critical moment to drop the chain, but now even if the parents have poked a hole in the sky, they can only go through it first, and wait for it to talk about it slowly, so they hurriedly said with a smile
"Yes! As the saying goes! Thirty-nine and a half freeze the rice in the pot! When a few of us went to pick you up, my parents were still standing at the slope, yelling for us to hurry up, don't freeze you, but today's car was too slow, we waited for you on the side of the road, more than two hours, parents may feel that the time is almost up, so they went back to cook for us! ”
Wang Cuihua glanced at it, and glanced at it again, the empty wheat field and the slope in and out of the pit yard, not to mention two big living people, and not even a bird, instantly felt extremely lost, and said with some sadness
"Sister, are my parents unwilling to see me and deliberately hiding! If that's the case, I'd better go back! ”
Cao Wei was speechless when he heard this, and wanted to say directly, did you forget to take the lead when you went out, how could you say such stupid words, it was incredible, but after thinking about it again, Cuihua's face was a little unbearable, to be exact, she didn't save face for others, so she rolled her eyes, patted her head gently, and said with a bitter smile extremely helplessly
"Sister, are you here to be funny? When that in-law saw her daughter-in-law, didn't she feel distressed the more she looked at it, how could she deliberately hide, aren't you kidding? ”
Wang Cuihua glared, and wanted to say if she was too ugly, and her in-laws couldn't look down on her, but looking at the old couple of people, they swept the muddy road cleaner than the cement road, this shouldn't be, and besides, all the people in the family came to pick them up, if they couldn't look down on themselves, how could there be such treatment, so they glared fiercely, and said with some irritation
"May I ask if you have a long mouth, is it just used to curse? It's okay to do what you do with your hands, my brain is not good, and I was beaten like this every once in a while, and I was directly shot into a concussion and became a fool, can you support me for a lifetime? ”
Cao Wei smirked, thinking to himself, brother, I patted it gently, my hand didn't feel pain, how could it be a concussion, what I said was too mysterious, all day long, I really dared to say anything, I wanted to have a good theory, but the scene was a little embarrassing at the moment, so I breathed a long sigh of relief, and said with round eyes
"Really? It's a concussion! It's okay! I promise to raise you until you are old, but I have a question now, did you hear anything when you slapped your head just now! ”
When Wang Cuihua heard this, she first glared, looked at this guy's evil smile, and said a little irritably
"Rely on you! I think it's better to forget it! I don't have that good life! Just now, except for the buzzing of my brain seeds you patted, there was no other sound! What's wrong, what's wrong? ”
Cao Wei looked at Wang Cuihua's extremely surprised expression, not to mention how happy he was, but in order to bully this little girl for a while, he said in great surprise
"You're not kidding me! How could you not have heard such a loud sound of water just now, you should not have a hearing problem! ”
Wang Cuihua was speechless for an instant, glared fiercely, and said with some irritability
"Don't you have nothing to do, just take me here for fun! It's icy and snowy, standing on the mountain beam, where is there any sound of water, I think it's your kid's brain in the water! ”
Cao Wei heard that his brain was flooding, and said with an innocent wry smile
"So you're aware of this problem! In fact, I just slapped your brain, not to beat you into a concussion, but to shoot out the water in your brain, and you still don't appreciate it! What the eldest sister said just now is right, Sanjiu and a half freeze the rice in the pot, let's hurry down to the pit yard, drill into the cave, and slowly evaporate on the kang! If you accidentally turn the water in your head into ice and want to melt away, I'm afraid you'll have to wait until tomorrow when spring begins! ”
When Wang Cuihua heard this, she stepped up with an arrow, pinched Cao Wei's neck, and said with round eyes
"Good boy! Say you're waiting for me here for a long time! Then I ask you without my consent, then I ask you now, without my consent, you slapped the water in my head, and the fish in it was about to dry up, what do you say now! ”
Cao Wei turned around slowly, looked at Wang Cuihua affectionately and said
"Do you know why my brain doesn't ring? That's because my brain is full of water, and that's to feed the fish in your brain! All right! Don't make any more trouble, sister and brother-in-law, they are all freezing with you, it's been a long time, what do you make people think! Let's go down to see my parents and go! ”
Wang Cuihua was amused by Cao Wei's words again, but when she heard that she was going to see her parents, she was at a loss, because she didn't know how to communicate with her mother-in-law who couldn't speak, let alone how to communicate with her invisible father-in-law, so she grabbed Cao Wei's hand tightly and said a little timidly
"Weiwei, I'm afraid!"
Cao Wei pursed his lips and smiled, and said as he walked towards the pit courtyard
"Fool! Let's go back to our own home, what is there to be afraid of! Come with me! Look at what my parents made for us! ”
Wang Cuihua didn't say a word, followed Cao Wei and they slowly walked towards the pit courtyard, just walked into the courtyard, the three caves came into view, the courtyard was empty, not only did not have the fragrance of food, but also did not have the legendary in-laws, just when she was wondering, Cao Wei suddenly shouted in a long voice
"Mom, I'm back! Is the meal ready? I'm almost hungry! ”
Li Maixiang heard his son shouting about himself, so he dragged Cao Mancang fiercely, his eyes were round, and he pointed to the pit yard in front of the wheat field.
When Cao Mancang heard this, he sighed, thinking that he could hide for a while, but he couldn't hide for a lifetime, and he still had to face what he should face, so he hurriedly said with a smile
"Weiwei, you guys go in first and rest, I'll hold some firewood with your mother!"
(End of chapter)