Chapter 0150 The old man's house is like a palace
Zhang Mei glared at Wang Cuihua and said with a wicked smile
"It's okay! I know where her house is, why don't you take it! ”
Cao Wei brushed his hand back, and said with an extremely embarrassed wry smile
"Huh! Don't dare to pull your hands around, you better be your boss! I'll take the green flowers home! ”
Zhang Mei looked at Cao Wei's extremely funny expression and said with a happy smile
"Oops! Look, it scares you! I took you home to her house, and I didn't take you back to mine, are you so nervous? ”
As soon as the words fell, Wang Cuihua picked up a lollipop and smashed it at Zhang Mei, pretending to be angry
"What else do you want to do? Why are you so distressed! If you lack a man, I'll give him to you directly! How big is it, as for going around so far? ”
Zhang Mei smiled evilly, stared at Wang Cuihua and said happily
"Oops! Who is this? I don't even know each other anymore, when did it become so atmospheric! And give me your heart and soul baby, aren't you afraid of directly feeling sorry for you! ”
Wang Cuihua glared, took Cao Wei's hand and said
"Look at what you're talking about, isn't it just a stinky man, if you want to take it directly! I won't feel distressed! Besides, the hand grows on Cao Wei, whether people pull your hand or not, I don't count! Now that he's standing here, you just ask him if he's willing, and if so, I'll give it to you now! ”
Zhang Mei looked at Wang Cuihua and held Cao Wei's hand tightly, thinking sister, I'll just make a joke with you, look at what it scares you into, and directly hold it first, as if it will run away with me, it's so funny, and besides, the men in the world are not dead, we are best friends who grew up together, how can I snatch love with a knife, isn't this an international joke?
Thinking of this, in order to tease Cao Wei again, Zhang Mei rolled her eyes and said with a wicked smile
"Hey! Handsome guy! Your Cuihua doesn't want you anymore, or I'll take you back to my house! The yard in front is very close, what do you think? ”
Cao Wei was speechless for an instant, thinking that these two people were really invincible, such a thing could actually be used as a joke, it was really convincing them, but the two of them were like one person, and it was obviously not right to get angry, but if this question was not answered well, it would offend both of them, and the time to test their true emotional intelligence had come
"I'm sorry, I'm carrying something in my left hand, and I'm pulling my family's cuihua with my right hand, I really can't lead you, if you're in a hurry to get married, I still have a lot of brothers in my hometown, I'll introduce you to one when it's over!" You're busy first! We won't affect your business! ”
Wang Cuihua glanced at Cao Wei with great relief, squeezed Cao Wei's hand tightly, and then turned around and said with a wicked smile at Zhang Mei
"I'm sorry, I gave you the opportunity, but people look down on you! Then I can't help it! There's no one in the store, so why don't you find a mirror and take a closer look if it's because you're too ugly! I can't even look down on my family! ”
Zhang Mei rolled her eyes angrily, then made a grimace and said with a smile
"Get out of here! Sister, I don't look in the mirror, it's better than you, it's just that your eyes are too small, and you're the only one who pretends to be you! Remember to play often! ”
Wang Cuihua grimaced, smiled happily and shook her hand
"Got it! Let's go! ”
Cao Wei just walked out of the store and walked forward more than ten meters, and said with some confusion
"Is there something wrong with your best friend's brain! How dare you say anything, think of me as someone! ”
Wang Cuihua looked at Cao Wei's helpless expression on his face, and was directly happy, holding Cao Wei's hand tightly, and couldn't say anything
"Oops! Your eyesight is so good that you can see at a glance that this guy has something wrong with his brain! But it's okay, it's been a long time, it's good to get used to it! She just thinks of you as one of her own! Don't be cranky, come home with me! I'm starving! ”
Cao Wei rolled his eyes angrily, he wanted to say that your best friend was too easy-going, but he was afraid that Wang Cuihua would be angry, so he smiled and didn't say anything, took Wang Cuihua's hand, and walked towards her house.
Cao Wei walked and walked, and suddenly found that the road he was walking now was the same as the road he came from just now, so he said with some confusion
"Wife, where is your home! How can we go down the same path! Are you mistaken? ”
Wang Cuihua glared fiercely and said a little angrily
"Do you think you're talking like a human being? Although I have a stupid brain, I was fooled by you, and I sold myself in a daze, but no matter how bad my brain is, I will never remember the way home! Therefore, you put your heart in your stomach, sister, I can close my eyes and bring you home! ”
Cao Wei was stunned and didn't say a word for a long time, but he looked at it while walking, it was indeed the road he had just taken, but he was afraid of being scolded, so he didn't say anything, but when he walked to the famous cigarette hotel that he just saw, he didn't think that Wang Cuihua would shake his hand away, and then buttoned his shirt, patted the soil on his body, and said with a happy smile
"Oops! It's finally home! When you go in, you must remember to ask my parents and my brother and sister-in-law! Don't be like a spinning top, whip it once and move it once! In that case, be careful that I bite you to death! ”
Cao Wei was speechless for an instant when he saw this, and said extremely depressedly
"So your home is here! Isn't there a famous cigarette hotel at the door? Why do we have to run so far, isn't this nonsense? It's so bad that I didn't even buy Moutai and Zhonghua, or I'll go now, return these things, let's buy them here! ”
Wang Cuihua was speechless for an instant, and angrily turned in place, and then said helplessly
"Oops! I really can't figure it out, why do you have to get on the same page with Moutai and Zhonghua Yangang! May I ask if Moutai is drunk, or if you smoke Chinese cigarettes, people's lungs are not black! Just mean it, why are you so serious! Also, do you know that this is a famous cigarette and liquor seller, do you know who opened this shop? This is my second uncle's opening, what do you let me say when you go in! It's already at the doorstep, and you're still thinking about it here, I really don't know what to say about you! Come with me! Don't forget what I just told you! ”
Cao Wei glared, I wanted to say that I am not stupid, I can not understand this common sense, but if you want to make your girlfriend happy, the easiest way is to follow her in everything, but she didn't take two steps, Wang Cuihua pointed to a courtyard with a two-story small western-style building and said
"It's a great feeling to be home!"
Cao Wei instantly froze in place, and said with some dumbfounded
"Is this what you said, your family's three broken tiled houses? How I feel like a palace! Are you kidding me and going in the wrong place! ”
(End of chapter)