Wang Cuihua's eyes lit up when she heard this, but in order to bully Cao Wei for a while, she still pretended to be angry and said

"What are you going to do? What are you doing here? What are you doing with your life? What do you ask me for? Don't be here, don't be here, give me nonsense to change the focus, and quickly answer If I am like Wang Baochuan, in the pit courtyard of your house, waiting for you for 18 years, will you bring a little wife back, and by the way, bring me a son who can call his mother! Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude to you! ”

Cao Wei was speechless for an instant, thinking to himself how he could ask this question in a good manner, isn't this obviously looking for scolding? It seems that he is really angry, but looking at Wang Cuihua's annoyed and angry appearance, I wanted to reason with him well, a joke, why take it seriously Many things have no answers, but suddenly remembered a joke told by a buddy, saying that an aunt came on period, her husband poured a cup of hot water and said, drink some hot water to be more comfortable, but people directly put the hot water on the table, and said with round eyes, drink some hot water! Drink some hot water! The hot water in your house is the holy water that Guanyin Bodhisattva asked for! Cure all diseases or whatever! Why don't you buy me some hemostatic medicine, so that I can go through menopause, all the problems will be solved, and I won't have to look for this sin! He smiled a little at the thought of this.

It didn't matter if Cao Wei didn't laugh, a smile almost killed him, but I saw Wang Cuihua grabbing his ear, snorting angrily, and said very excitedly

"Why are you laughing so weirdly! Did you think that I went out in eighteen years, married eighteen little wives, and gave birth to two kang babies directly! Live like an emperor all day! Hurry up and explain honestly, what kind of bad idea was you thinking in the little head just now! ”

Cao Wei was speechless for a moment, thinking to himself that your imagination is inevitably too rich, brother, my heart is colder than the ice on the river, where is there still a bad idea, I want to say that I am afraid that you will be like this, after you are full of wine and food, you began to think crankily, but I was afraid that this guy would be in a hurry, so I quickly took her hand, and I couldn't say anything

"Oops! What a bad idea I have! I advise you not to think too much! We are a socialist country, and we implement a monogamous system, where do I go to eighteen wives, do you want me to commit bigamy! Besides, giving birth to a baby now is not a technical job, but raising a baby is definitely a technical job, and there is still an anti-baby, you want my old life! Isn't that a joke? Besides, don't say it's eighteen years, even if it's two eighteen years, I only have you in my heart, how can I pretend to be someone else! Therefore, eighteen years later, Xue Rengui who can't be your Xue Rengui will definitely love you forever! ”

Wang Cuihua was fooled by Cao Wei's words, and instantly floated a little, feeling that she was the happiest woman in the world, but Cao Wei was really smiling just now, and she was laughing very happily, she must have thought of something, so she still pretended to be angry and said

"That's it! Stop making up nonsense to fool me here! Don't talk about yourself so well, don't forget that there is no cat in the world that doesn't eat fishy, and you don't fool me by saying that you are a lucky cat! Don't say that you are not a beckoning cat, but you are a big color cat, take 10,000 steps back and say, the beckoning cat is a machine, not a cat at all! Hurry up and say what the little head was thinking just now! ”

Cao Wei was instantly speechless by Wang Cuihua's nonsense and unreasonable trouble, thinking that if the two of them can really achieve positive results in the future, then no matter how much money it is, it is also called this woman's patent acquisition, and the province did not live to old age when the time comes, and was directly tossed to death, I wanted to say directly, are you full of wine and food, my mind began to think nonsense, seeing my brother and I are so handsome, my heart is flying, but if I say this, there must be no good fruit to eat, and then I sighed, thought about it a little, and then rolled my eyes, Said with a smile

"Oops! You see how you are thinking all day long, how can an honest person like me, except for you, have bad ideas, isn't this a joke? Just now I was more curious, the two of us are hundreds of kilometers apart, why can we meet in the northern Shaanxi Plateau, is this the legendary fate! ”

Wang Cuihua saw that Cao Wei was a little irritable, and thought that what this guy might say was true, so she snorted and said

"You're not talking nonsense! If it weren't for fate, what would I do wherever I go! ”

When Cao Wei heard this, he thought that he was not far from knowing the truth, so he hurriedly struck while the iron was hot

"Listening to the meaning of this, I knew that I was working in Yan'an, so I didn't go to college, gave up the handsome guys from all over the world, and insisted on coming to me! If you hadn't said it today, I really didn't know that I had such a great charm! It can be called a contemporary Pan An! It's incredible! But I'm more puzzled now, we didn't know each other at the time, how do you know where I will appear, do you have the ability to predict the future, then you calculate for me, when will we become rich! ”

Wang Cuihua turned around slowly, and said with round eyes

"What did you just say? He is as charming as a contemporary Pan An! Can you be shameless again? If you look like you, if it's a little darker, you're a freak who can't tell the difference between humans and ghosts! I dare to say that I am Pan An! Aren't you afraid of Pan An, who came out to find you desperately? So don't put gold on your face here anymore, to tell you the truth, the reason why I don't stay here at home to enjoy Qingfu is because I don't want to turn myself into a giant baby, like a bloodsucker for the rest of my life, living on my parents, I want to support myself, I don't want to see other people's faces! As for why you give up the handsome guy from all over the world, and finally get on your pirate ship, let go of a good life and don't enjoy life, and play pirate with you all day long, that's because my sister and I are not a student at all, as long as I hear the teacher's lecture, it is even more effective than a lullaby, and I fell asleep immediately within ten minutes, so studying is simply a torment for me, my dad let me go to a private high school for three years, and then go to a private university for at least three years, so isn't it, it's like letting me sit in prison for six whole years! Since you know that you are not a piece of material for studying, why waste precious educational resources, it is better to do a good deed and leave resources for those who need them more! Because I wanted to go to the south to work, but my parents said that they were too young, and they didn't feel at ease when they went out alone, so they worked in a friend of my father's factory for two years, and finally felt bored, and was watched by my uncle all day long, and there was no freedom in life at all, and finally Jinhua said that a friend of hers was a waiter in the oil field, so he resigned and went to northern Shaanxi, who knew that he knew you, a liar, and completely sold himself! ”

(End of chapter)