Chapter 0179 The skin of the mouth convulses when you touch it
Wang Shiqiang glared, thinking that it could have been solved in three or two sentences, but you were all over the city, but looking at her yellow face like paper, his heart instantly softened, and he said a little irritably
"What's wrong?"
Liu Ting was speechless for an instant, and said angrily
"What's wrong with you! What can the two of them young people do, don't you know, your brain is not caught in the door! Asking such a stupid question, I really don't believe you! ”
When Wang Shiqiang heard this, he was almost angry, and thought that no wonder people said that women are magical creatures, not only do they want to have convulsions, whether there is wind or not, the skin of their mouths is the wind, and they are parents who say such words, I really don't believe that she can't do it, I wanted to clean up beautifully, but just now the situation calmed down, and in the middle of the night, I didn't want to make any more extraneous branches, so I didn't want to let the neighbors see the jokes, so I pursed my lips and said extremely irritably
"That's it! My brain is caught by the door, it doesn't matter if it's not caught by the door! As long as you have a good brain, you'll be fine! Hurry up and go to bed! Give your brain a break! Otherwise, I don't know, what kind of strange ideas will there be! You can say something like that! I don't accept anyone now, only you! ”
Wang Shiqiang just sat on the edge of the bed, but he didn't expect to be kicked by Li Ting, almost sat on the ground, and said fiercely
"Are you only getting older over the years? Don't you know what's going on in our village? You didn't see that Huahua has been coaxed by this young man, and his brain is already the same as yours, and it is full of straw bales! You call me Flowey now, or you'll sit by the window and watch me at night!" ”
Wang Shiqiang was speechless for an instant, thinking about the things in the village, this is just an example, and there can be a few daughters and sons-in-law like that, but if you say this, this crazy woman will definitely say that the world is as dark as a crow, and it is better to have more than one thing, the most important thing at present is to coax this woman to sleep, let her be quiet for a while, and calm her high-speed brain for a while, but fortunately, the two of them, after all, they have lived together for so many years, and they still have a way. So he rubbed his kicked leg and said with a wry smile
"Oops! You really deserve to be my daughter-in-law! Such a bad idea, I actually came up with it, why didn't you let me move a stool and sit directly in the yard! Freeze an ice sculpture tomorrow morning, bury it directly, save you all day and night, take advantage of my inattention, and prepare to kick the ground to murder your husband! Liberated forever! ”
Liu Ting was stunned, kicked again angrily, and said with round eyes
"Are you preparing to die today, or are you preparing to die tomorrow! How strong my feet are, how strong I am myself, I don't know in my own heart! You don't watch from the window at night, in case two people live together, the two of us go out or not! If I make such a shame, I won't have the face to live! You're going to bury me alive! ”
Wang Shiqiang glared angrily, thinking that you really dare to open your eyes and say nonsense, I didn't care about it, but this woman couldn't get out of this breath, and if she wanted to sleep at night, it was absolutely impossible, so she pursed her lips angrily and said
"Oops! What kind of society is there now, young things, if you don't turn a blind eye, I'm afraid you'll be angry! There are two of them, one on the left side of the yard and the other on the right side of the yard, how can the two of them live together!! Are the two of us air? Even if you don't believe this young man, what kind of tutor does our own daughter have, don't we know it in our hearts? Don't think about it anymore! Hurry up and go to bed! ”
Liu Ting rolled her eyes angrily, thinking that although many young people now live together when they fall in love, no matter what happens to them outside, when they return home now, they must abide by the rules and never do anything that harms the family style, so she kicked hard again and said
"When I used to talk to you, like praying to God, I couldn't hold back a fart for a long time, how nonsense tonight, it's more than, I'll kick you again! I don't think I can kick you to death! Now take a stool, sit by the window, and give me a good look! Otherwise, I'll stay with you until dawn, and none of us will sleep!" ”
Wang Shiqiang was kicked and stood up again, he wanted to go out directly and sleep on the sofa in the living room, but he was afraid of waking Cao Wei up, and thought that he was sitting in the living room to guard against him, and said with some irritability
"That's it! Can you be normal! I'm sitting at the window and looking at something! Turn on the lights at night, the two of them have nothing to think, seeing that our lights are on, the two of them, even if they have any thoughts, they don't dare to go out! Don't think about it anymore! If anything goes wrong, you'll bury me alive tomorrow morning! ”
Liu Ting was right to think about it, no matter how bold young people are now, after all, they are dolls, as long as the lights are on, borrow their courage, then they don't dare to do anything out of the ordinary, angrily kicked a hard look, turned over and gave a back, didn't say a word, thinking about what might happen next.
When Wang Shiqiang saw this, he thought to himself that as long as you don't have convulsions, even if you never speak, then my ears will be clean, and at least I can live for a few more decades, but he just went to bed and lay down, and his eyes were not closed, but he didn't expect Li Ting to sit up suddenly, and his eyes were round and said
"Hua Huaming, I shouldn't have run away with this young man!"
Wang Shiqiang saw this, saw that he was extremely helpless to do it, pushed Li Ting to sleep, pursed his lips and said
"Oops! I thought you were sleepwalking! I'm so scared that I don't dare to wake you up, I'm afraid that after waking up, you'll go crazy directly! So you didn't fall asleep! Hurry up and go to bed! Don't be too scared at night, it's scary here! I'm so convinced! All day long, can you think less about things! ”
Liu Ting sat up again, tears like rain, and said one after another
"It's not you who gave birth, it's not the meat that fell from you, you're not distressed at all! Why am I thinking nonsense, is it possible that in our village in recent years, there are fewer female dolls who have run away with outsiders? In case tomorrow morning, she runs away with this kid, where are we going to find it? ”
Wang Shiqiang glared fiercely, pushed Li Ting down again, and said extremely irritably
"Oops! It's true that Flowey is the meat that fell from you, but it's also my daughter! Please stop thinking nonsense! In the past few years, it is true that some female dolls here have not come back from part-time work, and they have not given a penny of bride price, and they have married outsiders, but we are so obedient, we don't agree, we will never follow! ”
Liu Ting didn't finish speaking, and immediately interrupted him
"That's it! Tomorrow Huahua must not stay at home! ”
(End of chapter)