Chapter 0286 A Hen Goes Up a Tree Is Not a Bird
When the little girl heard that she was going to change her seat, she stood up very excitedly, glared at Cao Wei fiercely, and said with her mouth pursed
"Alas! It's all tears! If I had a boyfriend, my parents wouldn't have forced me to go home on a blind date, and I wouldn't have sat here and suffered this foreign sin! ”
When the conductor heard that the little girl didn't have a boyfriend yet, his eyes lit up instantly, and he said with a wicked smile
"Oops! No wonder after waking up in the morning, my left eyelid kept jumping, it turned out that God was hinting to me that I would meet true love today! It just so happens that I don't have a girlfriend, and the family is giving me a blind date for the past two days, and I'm worried about this thing, since that's the case, you don't want to go on a blind date, I don't want to go on a blind date, give me your generation eight characters, let me take a good look at your palmistry, if the two of us are suitable, we will get off the car and go home directly to see our parents, and our marriage will be finalized, and we will get married before the year! Completely solve everyone's headaches, wouldn't everyone be happy! ”
Cao Wei glanced at the conductor when he heard this, and found that this kid was full of social habits, to put it bluntly, it was just a gangster hired by the owner in order to grab the convenience of the passenger escort car, and he actually molested a woman from a good family in broad daylight.
The little girl looked at the conductor, who had a fashionable cowboy and a super-personality hairstyle, and spoke with a sense of humor, and looked a hundred times a thousand times better than the guy sitting in the back with a poor sour face written on it, which was exactly the standard of her dream boyfriend, so she said with a smile on her face
"That's it! You are such a handsome and sunny person, and you are considerate, how can you not have a girlfriend, isn't this an international joke? That's why you're going to make fun of me again! Let's hurry to the front! I don't want to stay here for a second! Otherwise I'll go crazy! ”
Cao Wei glanced at it, thinking to himself Since this young man is so good, why don't you just follow him home, and give birth to a kang baby when he is done, and besides, people just adjusted your seat to the front, and didn't buy you a special car, and put you directly in the co-pilot, as for being so excited?
When the conductor heard this, he immediately stepped forward to take off the little girl's luggage, and said very politely as he walked towards the front of the carriage
"Oops! I really don't have a girlfriend because before I met you, I felt that it was too troublesome to fall in love, so I didn't look for it, and I ended up getting old when I dangled! Since I met you today, I feel that there is no fun in living without falling in love! Can you take the liberty of asking what year you are from and how old you are today! Let me see if our two genera are in harmony! ”
The little girl glanced at it and thought to herself that if you hadn't been in love, there would be no such thing as romance, but no matter what, this guy is still very hurtful, and it is a hundred times stronger than the wooden man who can't beat a fart with ten sticks in the back, so she said with a flushed face
"Nasty! Don't you know that the age of the girl is a secret? How can I tell you! Don't fool me anymore! Let's go to the front first! I smell smoke and my throat is uncomfortable! ”
The conductor saw that the little girl was not angry, and the most important thing was that he did not refuse directly, thinking that if there was no accident, something was likely to happen, so he hurriedly said with a smile
"Good! Then leave this secret for later, and let's talk slowly! Let's go to the front to talk, you may not know, I look at palmistry, it is a look at a quasi, I promise to let you see it for the first time, and I want to let me see it for the second time! ”
When Cao Wei saw the conductor helping the little girl, he deliberately touched the girl, and then said sorry with a wicked smile, the woman just glared, didn't say a word, followed the back and walked to the front, thinking that this kid rooster was not a bird on the tree, but I didn't expect this little girl, the hen on the tree is not a good bird, it is really a long insight.
The girl was taken to the front of the carriage by the ticket seller, and after a while, the conductor smiled evilly
"Beauty, you just said that the girl's age is a secret, so please take off your gloves, I'll help you look at the palmistry to see if it's possible for the two of us, this little request should not be too much!"
As soon as the words fell, the driver glanced at the conductor, thinking that your kid is all day long, thinking about other people's daughters-in-law, and his daughter-in-law is at home, no matter if he doesn't ask or not, aren't he afraid of other men worrying about it, and besides, your kid sells tickets all day long, and takes the opportunity to touch the hands of some female passengers, and people just turn a blind eye, and now they don't let go of the little girl who is not married, are you not afraid of retribution, so he glared fiercely, and said in a weird way
"Xiaofu! Yes! When you were in school, you tricked the little girl into reading palmistry, and you got used to it! As soon as you see the little girl, you want to show you palmistry, aren't you afraid of other little girls, just come up with two fists and beat your kid into a pair of panda eyes! ”
When Fu Hai heard this, he quickly lit a cigarette for the driver, climbed over and stuffed it into his mouth, and said with a happy smile
"That's it! Hurry up and drive your car, I know you're going to be a smoker! Hurry up and plug it for you! Let's not say that the little girl looks so distressed, she won't hit anyone at all! Even if the little girl really beats me, then I am willing, not only will I not be angry, but I should also be anxious about her, and I will directly punch her into a national treasure! Wouldn't that be better! ”
The driver was speechless when he heard this, thinking that the more distressed the woman he looked at, the more distressed he looked at, and you were not only distressed when he hit you, but the cells all over his body hurt, and the man should be in your part, you hurry up and die, what are you doing in the world Panda is a national treasure, but you are such a fake national treasure, don't say that you will not be drowned by the spitting stars, how to explain to your wife when you go home with a pair of panda eyes, so he rolled his eyes and said with a bad smile
"Oops! I'm speechless for you! Then I want to ask now, when you go home, your wife asks you what's going on with your eyes, aren't you afraid of others, beat your living treasure back to its original shape, how to go out tomorrow with a blue nose and swollen eyes! ”
When the girl heard the word wife, she glared at Fu Hai fiercely, thinking that she would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world, and she would never believe in the man's broken mouth, so she quickly stuffed her hand into her pocket and looked at it expressionlessly, wanting to see how this guy ended.
When Fu Hai heard the driver say this, he was so angry that he wanted to bite to death, so he stopped at all, but there were a few acquaintances in the car, and his face went over, so he said with a red face
"Beauty, brother, I'm married, but my palmistry is absolutely first-class, let me show you what your boyfriend does, can you succeed on this blind date!"
(End of chapter)