Chapter 0340 The broken pot has its own broken lid
Zhang Yongfa heard Cao Xiaoxia say, his younger brother Cao Wei is handsome, the most important thing is ability, he was angry and made a circle on the spot, thinking that your brother's eyes are like a slit with a knife, handsome is a mess, needless to say, but it's a pity that it's a cricket's cricket, to what extent is the ability, I really don't know this, but I know that he is the same as me, with two steel hammers in his pocket every day, and a lot of money, but he doesn't want to quarrel with this woman anymore, because it is ten mouths, and he can't say one nonsense mouth, So he said helplessly
"That's it! Please don't pick bones in the eggs here, it's okay to find something to do! Did you drill in this pit yard at that time, so that those of us who were blind dates were accustomed to it! I still want to come to your house on a blind date, and now it's my brother marrying my daughter-in-law, not someone else's girl marrying your brother! Within a radius of dozens of miles, that young man has never been to the city on a blind date! Could it be that your brother is an anomaly! I really don't know what to say about you, if you think this is a loss of your brother's identity, then I will call my dad right now and ask him to cancel tomorrow's arrangement! What a big deal! It's like someone begging to give Wei Wei a matchmaker! ”
Cao Xiaoxia glared at her angrily and said extremely irritably
"I didn't beg you to tell my brother about my daughter-in-law, if you regret it now, just call your dad, where is so much nonsense! I still don't believe that I will leave your old Zhang family's matchmaker, and the sons of our old Cao family will not marry a daughter-in-law! ”
Zhang Yongfa saw that Cao Xiaoxia was anxious, and made a grimace extremely helplessly, and hurriedly stepped forward to hold her hand, and said with a smile
"That's it! Look at you, you're in a hurry to make a joke, hurry up and go down with me! The big guys are waiting for our good news! ”
Cao Xiaoxia shook Zhang Yongfa away, and said coldly
"If that's good news, there's probably no bad news in the world! So please take your dirty hands away and don't affect my mood! ”
Zhang Yongfa was thrown away by his hand, instantly stunned in place, and said with a grimace and extremely helplessly
"Oops! Look at you, what are you doing so angry! If that's not good news, then what's good news! ”
When Cao Xiaoxia heard this, she didn't think about it and said directly
"The best news for me is that you're dead! I don't know such a simple truth, do you have pig brains? If you don't go down quickly, do you really want me to kick you down? ”
Zhang Yongfa was stunned, and he couldn't wait to chop off his hands, thinking about why his hands were so cheap, what to do with her, this is not nothing to do, so he sighed, didn't say a word, and walked towards the ramp in a gray manner.
Cao Xiaoxia saw Zhang Yongfa leaving, glared at him angrily, and said extremely irritably
"Say you have a pig brain, you really think of yourself as a pig, the slope is so steep, you go down alone, do you want me to roll down from here and fall to my death, so that you can change a new daughter-in-law! You say how can you have such a vicious heart! ”
Zhang Yongfa just took two steps, immediately stopped, thinking to himself, this woman, why is it so difficult to serve, when I took the initiative to pull you down, you threw my hand, now I don't pull you, come down alone, you think I don't care about you, why do you say I'm so difficult, but no way, who let himself fall in love with such a strange thing, so he sighed, turned around and climbed uphill again, and said with some tears and laughter
"Oops! Look what you are talking about, I just pulled you down, you think my hands are dirty and don't let me pull it, I'm afraid of getting dirty, your jade hands came down by themselves! How can I hope that you will get down, and besides, I am walking in front of you, even if you really fall, then I will block you in front, how can I let you get down! Let's go! The big guys are waiting for you to eat! ”
When Cao Xiaoxia heard about eating, she was enraged again, twisted Zhang Yongfa's arm fiercely, and gritted her teeth fiercely
"You know how to eat all day long! Eat fat heads and big ears, you can't slaughter and eat meat, and you have to buy New Year's meat at home for the New Year, in addition to wasting food, what is the use of eating yourself! ”
Zhang Yongfa glanced at it, Cao Xiaoxia was wearing cotton clothes, as if she could see the waist of the lifebuoy, I wanted to say that I know that you have a small amount of food, and it can be said that you will gain weight when you drink cold water, you are so thick and fat, you can't stir-fry vegetables, but I was afraid of this shrew, kicked myself down, and said with a bad smile with my eyes rolling
"Oops! I know that as soon as you see me now, you keep asking in your heart, when will you die, why don't you die, but no matter how much you hate me, don't do stupid things, even if my flesh can be used as meat, then you can't have this kind of behavior, don't forget that killing people to pay for their lives from ancient times to the present day is a crime, I can't match your life because of my cheap life! Even if I do a ghost, I won't forgive myself! Be careful, there's a lump ten centimeters in front of you! ”
Cao Xiaoxia was amused by the sentence, glared at him fiercely, grabbed his hand tightly, and walked down a little hypocritically, while pretending to be angry
"I didn't see a lump of dirt ten centimeters in front of me, but I saw a dead pig! You said that I was blind at the time, how could I find you a king! In the previous life, you were not the long-term worker of my family, and this generation will pay you back! ”
When Zhang Yongfa heard this, he wanted to say directly, you are blind, I just don't have long eyes, so you can just make up your life! But he was afraid that this nerve had just been coaxed, and he was upset, and when he didn't know how to answer, he thought that this pig woman had been scolding himself for pigs, and immediately turned around and said with a wicked smile
"Look at what you said, if it weren't for me, you would be blind, where would my pig be on it, arching you such a good cabbage! Do you think I'm right? ”
Cao Xiaoxia was coaxed by Zhang Yongfa in a few words, and instantly said with a smile in her heart
"That's it! Don't stink anymore! If I hadn't been blind at that time, my cabbage would rather rot in the ground than be ruined by your pig! ”
Zhang Yongfa smiled faintly, thinking that if the price of vegetables is too high now, who would want to eat rotten cabbage like you for two cents a pound, just when he was thinking about how to be angry with this guy, he didn't expect Li Shihao to be in a hurry, climbed up from the ramp, and saw that the two of them were talking and laughing, and rolled his eyes angrily and said
"Oops! No wonder I didn't see anyone when I made a phone call, and the people who came up to look for someone were also gone! I thought someone kidnapped the two of you! I really convinced the two of you, the big guys are going crazy, but the two of you are here to hold hands and cultivate feelings here, don't you need me to avoid it! ”
(End of chapter)