Chapter 0343 Bubble Pee and Freeze a Mirror

Cao Xiaoxia looked at Zhang Yongfa's extremely funny expression, couldn't help but laugh, grabbed her ears, and pretended to be angry

"Why did you call your father, could it be that I would turn your back around, may I ask if you haven't woken up!" Besides, let you give us the doll to wash clothes, you don't think it's cost-effective! I still feel too tired to be worth it! I don't want to wash it! If that's the case, then you don't wash it, I've never been strong! You think it's a man who can do my children's laundry! Isn't this reward special? If you don't want to wash it, I'll find a man to wash the baby tomorrow night! ”

Zhang Yongfa instantly felt the buzzing of melon seeds in his head, not only felt that his eyes were shining with green light, but also felt that he was directly surrounded by green clouds above his head, so he quickly took Cao Xiaoxia's hand and said

"Oops! Wife! Look what you're talking about! Wash our baby's clothes, what do other men do, other men wash our baby's clothes, then I'm unemployed! Anyway, it's nothing to do when you go back, the stove is just lit, wash the baby's clothes, and then wash your clothes when you're done, you have a good rest! ”

Cao Xiaoxia saw that Zhang Yongfa had completely turned off the fire, and thought to herself that if you kid can't do anything, then wouldn't I eat so much dry rice for nothing, so she said very proudly

"That's pretty much it! As for the reward, it depends on whether you wash your clothes cleanly, to be exact, it depends on my sister's mood! ”

When Zhang Yongfa heard this, he hurriedly ran to Cao Xiaoxia and squatted down, turned his head and stared at Cao Xiaoxia affectionately

"Madame, please get on board! Brother, I was brought home by you! What do you think! I don't know if my wife is in a good mood when I go home like this! ”

Cao Xiaoxia was instantly amused by Zhang Yongfa, thinking that this guy was simply too funny, and kicked lightly and said

"Nasty! You're not Zhu Bajie, so I won't let you carry it home! Stop the ink and go home! ”

After Cao Wei sent away a few sisters, he stood at the slope and smoked two cigarettes, and when he was about to go down, he didn't expect that suddenly the village director's motorcycle stopped, he quickly took out his cigarette, and walked over happily

"Uncle, it's going to be dark now! Why did you get here, it's nothing! ”

Cao Bin saw that Cao Wei took out the Furong King, and thought to himself that your kid has two steel hammers in his pocket, pretending to be rich here, this pack of cigarettes can buy your father a plastic bag of dry tobacco, but he is not his own son, what do you care about so many idle things, so he took the cigarette unhurriedly, Cao Wei lit it, took a puff gently, and gently touched Cao Wei's head and said

"Good boy! It's really hard for your parents, and you've already smoked the Hibiscus King! I heard that you went out to talk about your girlfriend, and it was a Shaanxi, and I brought it back a few days ago, and now when Zhang Luo got married, when it is time to get married, don't forget to notify me, I came over to ask for a glass of wine! ”

Cao Wei heard that the daughter-in-law in Shaanxi brushed her face like a frosted eggplant, how ugly it was, how ugly it was, and said extremely embarrassedly

"Alas! Good uncle! Don't whip me with the soles of your shoes anymore, and I don't dare to forget you if I don't invite anyone when I get married! You must come then! ”

Cao Bin looked at Cao Wei's sad face, and thought to himself, this kid is not such a doll with a small belly, why am I kidding, he is still angry, this shouldn't be! So I was a little puzzled

"Wei Wei! Marriage is a happy event! Why do you look sad, if you have a place to find your uncle, just ask! Don't forget! You're an uncle, so you're welcome! Otherwise I'll be angry! ”

Cao Wei glanced at Cao Bing in great surprise, because the family has had a hard time in the past few years, usually if you buy fertilizer for what, when you lack one or two hundred yuan, your parents walked into his house with their heads down, came out empty-handed, and never lent out a penny

"Oops! Uncle has your words, I am already very content in my heart! As the saying goes, the rope is broken from the finest, two days ago, I went to propose, my girlfriend's parents, I heard that my parents have a little problem with their health, let me treat my parents first, and then get married, don't you say this is a clear bully? Since they look down on my parents, then why should I marry my daughter, and the women in the world have not been married! In the end, I kicked that girlfriend in Shaanxi! Prepare to go to the market on our street tomorrow and find a local girl, if you have a suitable girl, remember to introduce me! ”

Cao Bin glanced at Cao Wei in great surprise when he heard this, thinking that your kid has been out for a few years, and he hasn't learned anything else, but his face is thick enough, your father is blind, your mother is mute, if this is a small problem, then I am afraid there is no major illness in the world, it is obviously a girl's family, and I dislike your family for being too poor, but here I am ashamed to say something, kicking the girl, if I am not mistaken, I am afraid that it is the girl's family, and you will be kicked out of the door! And you are young, why are you not honest at all, what is the situation in your own family, do you not count in your heart, and then let me introduce you to your daughter-in-law, your family is poor and has no mirror, you pee and freeze a mirror, take good care of your own virtues, dare to say anything all day long, but you are also a village director, and you still have to have the posture you should have, so I gently patted him on the shoulder again, and said with a happy smile

"Oops! You kid finally figured it out! Marrying a foreign daughter-in-law and coming back, this one doesn't eat all day long, and that one doesn't drink, it's harder to serve than to serve the ancestors! That's not our dish at all! It's still in our hometown, find someone who knows the roots, and it's better to live a good life than anything else! You can rest assured! Uncle, I have been the village director for so many years, and the village cadres of these villages in our town are very familiar, I will help you inquire, as long as there is a suitable one, I will definitely help you introduce! Put your heart in your belly and wait for my good news! ”

Cao Wei saw that the village director had introduced his daughter-in-law to himself, and he was so excited that he couldn't wait to hug him, kiss the two fiercely, and quickly took out a cigarette and lit it, and said very excitedly

"Oops! Uncle! Thank you so much! If this happens, I will thank you very much! ”

Cao Bin took the cigarette to the corner of his mouth, unhurriedly took out a courier from the leather briefcase that symbolized his identity, and said with a smile

"Weiwei, I went to the town today, and Xiao Wang from the post office was just about to come to our village, and said that your express mail would be brought back!"

(End of chapter)