Chapter 0347 Snot splashes the matchmaker's face

Zhang Yongfa was wearing a helmet and the motorcycle was already very loud, so he didn't hear a word, only felt that his brother-in-law slapped himself a few times, meaning to make himself faster, so he just rode to the asphalt road, and directly adjusted from the second gear to the fourth gear, and flew all the way towards the people at the east end of the street.

Cao Wei saw Zhang Yongfa himself talking more and more to shoot him, this guy seems to be riding faster with a whip, I can't wait to put wings on the motorcycle, but people are wearing military coats, wearing cotton helmets, and they are wearing suits, the sweaters below are all holes, and there is not even a towel on the head, it can really be said that the heart is cold and numb, I can't wait to jump down directly, the blind date in the province was not successful, but I successfully froze myself to death, that is too cost-effective, but according to the speed of this guy, I jumped down, and if I can't die, I am at least a lifelong disability. My own life, can not be fixed at the age of twenty-two, that is too much of a loss, thinking of this, I gritted my teeth angrily, thinking that when I wait to come back, I will ride in front, you sit in the back, I will freeze you into an ice sculpture, then I will call you brother-in-law for so many years.

After about ten minutes, the crazy motorcycle suddenly stopped, Cao Wei opened it with great difficulty, as if he was about to freeze his upper and lower eyelids, and wanted to pull it and ask him what he meant, but it was such a cold day, and it was not easy to send himself over, so he was extremely struggling, and moved his legs that were about to freeze downward

"Brother-in-law, can you still ride your motorcycle faster? Why is it so slow! ”

Zhang Yongfa just took off his helmet, but he didn't expect to hear Cao Wei, disgusted with his slow motorcycle, and glanced at it with some surprise, thinking that my brother and I are running all the way for eighty yards, you still think I'm very slow, don't forget that we are taking the national highway, not the motorcycle track, but when I think about my blind date at the time, I can't wait to sleep at night, everyone is a man, no one can laugh at anyone, everyone is from a young age, so he said with a bad smile

"Weiwei, it's not that my brother-in-law is riding slowly, it's that your kid is too anxious! Don't forget! I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry! Hurry down quickly, I'll go find where Uncle Li is! Ask where the person you're talking to is! ”

Cao Wei heard Zhang Yongfa say that he was anxious to see his daughter-in-law, and thought that when I didn't meet Wang Cuihua, I did dream of having a daughter-in-law to warm the quilt, but since I broke up with Wang Cuihua, marrying a daughter-in-law for me, there is more anger in the quilt, and there is no excitement at all, to be exact, marrying a daughter-in-law is to complete the task and let my parents live for two more years, so I said a little irritably

"Brother-in-law, what are you talking about, am I the kind of person who dies when I see my daughter-in-law? I wanted to get down as fast as I could, but riding so fast it almost made me freeze into a popsicle! Now I'm complaining that I'm not profitable! When I go back, I'll ride a motorcycle, so you can also feel the feeling of being frozen into a dog! ”

Zhang Yongfa only understood this, it turned out that this kid thought that he was riding too fast on a motorcycle, and he froze, I wanted to say directly, if it wasn't for your sister forcing me to come, I would still be drilling in the bed, if you kid don't thank me, forget it, you still dare to complain about me, but blind date is a happy thing, in case this guy's bull temper is in a hurry, and he turns around and goes back, then he will be guilty, so he glared at him fiercely, and he couldn't say with a wry smile

"Oops! Wei Wei! Say you're waiting for me here for a long time! As the saying goes, freeze to death at the windward station, starve to death without bowing your head! Today, brother-in-law, I will head to you for the first time, and when I go back, you will sit in front and ride, block my wind, and let me feel what it feels like to be frozen into a dog! ”

Cao Wei was said by Zhang Yongfa, and the mouth suddenly opened, although the motorcycle himself has not ridden a few times, but the bicycle does not hold the handlebar, that can also be from the school gate, one breath to ride two or three kilometers, that is no problem at all, but the north wind blows in the winter, even if he wears a cotton hat and cotton pants, it is so cold that people want to push the bicycle back, but he has just said it, and he is forced to pretend to be angry to say it

"Brother-in-law, what are you talking about! Are you my brother-in-law? Look at what clothes you are wearing, what clothes I am wearing, let me block you from the wind in front, aren't you afraid, my hands are frozen, and I ride the motorcycle directly into the ditch? ”

Zhang Yongfa saw Cao Wei running the train with his mouth full of mouth, and began to play tricks, he rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that you are wearing so little, it is because you are going on a blind date, and it is not that I let you wear so little, how can you blame me, it is really worthy of being your sister's own brother, and he will eat steamed buns unreasonably all day long, and I finally saw it today! May I ask where is your kid's arrogance just now, it turns out that your kid is also afraid of freezing! I thought you didn't know, but then again, who is his brother-in-law, so he sighed and swished to prop up the motorcycle

"That's it! No more nonsense! Hurry up and get your hair in order! I'll go find Uncle Li and see where he is! It's not early, why don't you see anyone, shouldn't you have been invited away by someone else! In that case, you're in trouble! ”

Cao Wei heard that the matchmaker was missing, and thought that the matchmaker was gone, so no one would tell him about the matchmaker, wouldn't it be better, and the daughter-in-law didn't have to look at it, so she directly invited the third brother-in-law to eat a bowl of mutton in clear soup, wouldn't that be better, so he blew it up, brushed the fried hair, waved his hand and said

"Got it! Hurry up! If you can't find it, let's go eat mutton! Feel relieved! I'm in for a treat! ”

Zhang Yongfa heard that he was going to eat mutton, and he glanced at it in great surprise, thinking that you kid really dare to say anything, you invited me to eat mutton, and delayed your blind date, then your sister won't eat me when she goes back, then the price of your bowl of mutton is too great, so he took out his mobile phone and made a grimace

"Brother-in-law, don't worry! Even if you dig three feet into the ground today, I will find you a matchmaker to ensure that your blind date will be successful! ”

Cao Wei was speechless when he saw the mobile phone, thinking that he really didn't know how to say the invented mobile phone, he didn't say a word angrily, looked at the motorcycle rearview mirror, and began to clean up his hair.

Zhang Yongfa finished the phone call, walked into a barber shop next to him, and soon came to Cao Wei with an old man who looked to be in his sixties, and said with a happy smile

"Weiwei, hurry up and light the cigarette for Uncle Li, let me go to the cold first!"

Cao Wei heard that the matchmaker was coming, and turned around suddenly, but the snot was like water, splashing out, just splashing the matchmaker's face, and he was so frightened that he quickly pinched his nose and said

"Uncle! I'm sorry! I didn't pay attention just now! ”

(End of chapter)