Chapter 0357 Get married and take money and mud
Zhang Yongfa saw that Liu Qi was anxious, so he quickly grabbed his hand, smiled like a flower, and pretended to be curious
"Uncle Liu, what kind of anger are you born of! Wei Wei is standing here waiting for you to come out, I want to ask you about the car you usually sit in, let you make a call, and quickly take him to see his daughter-in-law, what are you going to do! ”
Liu Qi wanted to shake Zhang Yongfa's hand away, but no matter what happened, he and Zhang Youcai have been in the matchmaker industry for so many years, although they say that they sell noodles, they can't see those who sell white ashes, but that is also an old friendship, and now they are throwing off Xiao Zhang's face, that is, slapping Lao Zhang's face, the big guy looks up and doesn't look down, and the face that should be given is still to be given, thinking of this, he said extremely irritably
"Why are you young and deaf? Didn't you hear your brother-in-law, this little conscienceless, are you going to let me ride your motorcycle and take him on a blind date? He is as strong as a cow, from your father-in-law's house to the street, such a section of the road, so cold that his snot flies, I, an old arm and old legs, sit on a motorcycle back and forth for more than ten miles, I'm afraid that there is no chance of runny nose, it has long been wiped out, isn't this the intention to kill me? Do you think it's easy for me to be a matchmaker? In case I take my life again, what do you say I want? So don't say anything, take him back with you!" ”
Zhang Yongfa saw that Liu Qi did not turn around and leave, thinking that then there was still room for relaxation, so he rolled his eyes and pretended to smile helplessly
"Oops! Uncle Liu! It seems that you are really old and have bad ears! Just now Wei Wei said that he would come back on a blind date, he didn't ride a bicycle when he came, let me take him back on a motorcycle, I said it was too cold, let him walk back by himself, when did you say you go by motorcycle! Even if you'd like to ride a motorcycle, I won't! Otherwise, I will really let the dog eat it with a conscience! It turns out that you are angry about this matter for a long time! It's just laughing to death! It's not too early, hurry up and call your driver and ask him to come over and pull you Weiwei up on a blind date! ”
Cao Wei glanced at Zhang Yongfa and thought to himself, you guy's hiding deep enough! I haven't found out for so many years, your ability to open your eyes and say nonsense is so strong, with your three-inch tongue, Liu Qi, the old guy was stunned, but after thinking about it, what Liu Qi said was right, in case this old guy gets sick on the motorcycle, when the time comes, he will rely on himself and repair his broken jar into a new jar, I'm afraid that the money for marrying his daughter-in-law will not be enough after reading it, and besides, marrying a daughter-in-law is originally to take money and mud, and this fare is placed in the bride price, which can be ignored directly, But when Liu Qi sees himself, he must have the heart to die, and when he speaks, he is looking for scolding in disguise, and he still waits honestly to pay for it.
When Liu Qi heard that he was calling his driver, he instantly changed his eyebrows and said with a smile
"Look at you, a doll, why do you even bully me, an old man, so you will suffer! I'm poor and left as pants, I don't even have a car, how can there be a driver, don't you have the intention to give my uncle and me eye medicine again? ”
Zhang Yongfa saw that Liu Qi was still pretending to be deep here, thinking to himself that you are fooling others, then forget it, it is actually used on me, it seems that over the years, you are really only growing in age, don't forget! My dad is also a matchmaker, now like you matchmakers, there is no special car to pick up, that is not going to introduce the object, you have a free car every day for yourself, pick you up from home to the town of the city, there are generally fixed drivers, but now they are telling me that there is no car, thinking of here to take out the mobile phone, pretending to be helpless
"Oh! I see! Since Uncle Liu, you don't have a full-time driver, then now I'll call my dad and ask him if the car he has been sitting in, whether the driver is free or not, and we can't affect our Weiwei's blind date because there is no car! Do you think I'm right? ”
Liu Qi saw Zhang Yongfa take out his mobile phone and prepare to call Zhang Rooster, and instantly became nervous, because their circle is already small, and there are only a few drivers who usually pull them on a blind date, in case Xiao Wu knows, he will definitely be unhappy, and it will be too cost-effective if he doesn't pick himself up from home in the future, so he quickly pulled him up, shook his head and took out his mobile phone and said
"Look at you doll, looking for your dad here to scold me, your dad is so busy, how bad it is to trouble him for this little thing! Then I'll call Xiao Wu now, but there is one thing we have to make clear, I am an old acquaintance with your father, and I will tell your brother-in-law that I am a daughter-in-law, it is all for the sake of your father's face, but this Xiao Wu's asking price is relatively high, no matter how many trips a day, go to a few houses for fifty yuan, ask your brother-in-law if he can accept it, I don't want to be at that time, because of a few fares, watching the two of them quarrel, then my old face will be lost! In this circle in the future, you won't be able to mix anymore! ”
Cao Wei heard that at the end of the day, he needed fifty yuan for the fare, and he sighed in his heart, thinking that he was building a house now, and a small worker was only ten yuan a day, and the one-day fare required by his mother to hold bricks for others for five days, so as to barely earn it back.
When Zhang Yongfa heard this, he quickly poked Cao Wei, and then quickly grabbed Liu Qi's hand, crying and laughing
"Uncle Liu, it seems that you are really confused, the fare was taken away by the driver, what does it have to do with you! Besides, everyone else pays for the fare, you give the car to Wei Wei and he has contacted him, what else is he reluctant, don't think about this matter, don't ask Wei Wei, I am in charge of him, you should call the car now! ”
When Cao Wei heard this, he hurriedly said with a smile
"Uncle Liu, today you can help me talk about the matchmaker and see your daughter-in-law in your busy schedule, I can't thank you too late, how can it embarrass you! Wouldn't I be too ignorant in that case, and what you say in the future, we will do what we do, and I will listen to you all! ”
Liu Qi glanced at Cao Wei, and after making the call, his face looked a little better, and he said with a long sigh
"Weiwei, your brother-in-law should have explained a lot to you just now! I won't say more! After the meeting passes, look at my face and act, try not to talk too much, and never say anything unfavorable to you, otherwise even if I am a great ability, I will not succeed in your matchmaking! Be sure to remember that you are an oil worker! You will treat you as a regular worker in your unit, and you can say whatever you want, anyway, few of us here know what a real oil worker looks like! ”
(End of chapter)