Chapter 0387 almost scared the blind date man to death
Li Juan looked at Cao Wei's extremely funny expression, and instantly felt happy in her heart, thinking that this guy was simply too funny, obviously he couldn't marry a daughter-in-law, and he was so anxious that he was like ants scurrying around on a hot pot, but now he put a ready-made daughter-in-law, but he didn't dare to marry at home, I really don't know if he came on a blind date, or came to be funny, but after thinking about it carefully, how could a person who was so scared that he didn't even dare to smoke in front of a woman dare to marry a fashionable person like himself, I wanted to tease this guy again, but looking at his honest sake, I thought it was better to forget it, Let him go on a blind date quickly, and he can play games himself, so he said with a faint smile
"Look at what you said, how can marriage be a child's play, aren't you saying that I am unreliable in disguise? In fact, you don't have to belittle yourself so much, what a cloud in the sky! The earth of the earth says. Don't forget that the clouds in the sky have been floating for a long time, and after a certain time, they will eventually fall to the earth, and finally merge into one, this is the law of nature, why not the two get married! Do you think what I'm saying makes sense? Don't you just don't know how to play games and don't feel like you have a common language, so you don't want to marry me? Isn't that easy? With my current level, it is more than enough to be your teacher, you don't want to go on a blind date today, I'll teach you to play online games! ”
Cao Wei's jaw almost disappeared when he heard this, thinking to himself how could there be such a woman in the world, the first time they met, they actually had to marry someone else, and then they didn't even have a little timidity and shyness in front of marriage, so how can two people with different views get married, this is not nonsense, so he hurriedly smiled and handed a cigarette and said
"That's it! I'm begging you! Don't make fun of me again! If a pig brain like me can play online games, people all over the world will play games, you still play your games, I will go on an honest blind date, I won't bother! ”
Seeing Cao Wei's hurried appearance, Li Juan shook her head extremely helplessly, thinking that she was so honest, she really didn't know how he survived in society, if he really married such a man, he would definitely be angry to death, so he shook his head and said deliberately
"That's it! Don't talk about yourself so badly, playing an online game is not as difficult as you think! I know you're terrible at me, but you're just using online games as a shield! As the saying goes, a twisted melon is not sweet, so I won't be reluctant! If you go slowly, I won't send it! If you can't find a daughter-in-law, I, a ready-made daughter-in-law, will be waiting for you to marry me home at any time! Bye! ”
Cao Wei was said by Li Juan in a few words, and he couldn't wait to find a hole to get into, thinking that today is a long insight, it is really a big forest, where is this blind date, it is simply to find someone, and then teach himself a lesson, but fortunately, it is finally over, so he hurriedly said with a smile
"Okay! Then we decided so happily! When I'm done, I'll come and marry you home!" ”
Li Juan shook when she heard this, thinking that this kid actually dared to make fun of her sister, but she started the game by herself, and she didn't have time to play with him, so she smiled faintly and said
"No problem! Then we decided so happily! ”
Cao Wei pursed her lips, didn't say a word in fright, and hurriedly ran away, but because she was too anxious, she almost tripped over the boots on the ground, but fortunately, she was agile, grabbed the clothes on the wall, and thought to herself, brother, I am now supporting the wall, and now I will help you this little girl! But I was afraid that I would be counted down again, so I hurriedly walked out of the room.
After Cao Wei came to the yard, he thought to himself Brother Monkey, others ask for money on a blind date, my brother and I are on a blind date, what is this thing to do all day long, I really don't want to stay for a minute, hurry over and shout Liu Qi, and quickly leave this ghost place, but when he walked to the door of the living room and was just about to open the curtain, he didn't expect Li Yushui to suddenly sigh and say
"Oops! Lao Liu! Today, we Juanjuan is what we are now, and I have an unshirkable responsibility! But now that the wood is in the boat, it's too late to say anything! Although you said that this Cao Wei family is poor, as long as you can talk about this family business, then you are the great benefactor of our family! I can't just watch her die in my house! Do you think I'm right? I'm sure I'll thank you again! You don't have to worry about that! ”
When Liu Qi heard the word thank you, his eyes lit up instantly, and he thought that as long as you are willing to pay for it, with my three-inch tongue, you can get a young man, it is not as simple as one, so he hurriedly said with a smile
"Oops! Lao Li! The bottom of every pot is black, you can see the outside when you say that! The introduction fee is paid by the man, so there is a reason to charge the woman's money! Isn't this nonsense? Besides, you have just said, you don't want a penny of bride price, and there is such a good dowry, Cao Wei, what qualifications does he have to disagree, Juanjuan is just playful, and it is not that she has a brain problem, nor is she a physical problem, such a good thing, for his old Cao family, it is simply a pie in the sky, if they don't agree, it will be a pie falling from the sky and smashing it on their heads, but they won't eat it, then they deserve to be poor for the rest of their lives and can't marry a daughter-in-law and beat a bachelor! ”
Li Yushui found that Liu Qi was pretending to be high with him, so he hurriedly said with a smile
"Oops! Lao Liu, why don't you believe my words! If not, now I'll write you a note, as for the introduction fee that the man gave you, that's what you should get, and what I gave you is cigarette money, there is no conflict between the two! And I have to give you a secret, if Cao Wei is willing to marry our girl, if they have any difficulties in life in the future, I will cover all of them until I lie in the coffin! ”
Liu Qi heard that Li Yushui not only didn't want a bride price, what was lacking to buy a dowry, but also gave money after getting married, if Cao Wei didn't agree to this family business, it was not that he had a brain problem, but that he had no brains at all, and the most important thing was that he could also get two introduction fees, thinking of this, he was very excited and took Li Yushui's hand and said
"Lao Li! You are simply the savior of the old Cao family! You're on my side! The two of them are together, and they haven't come out after chatting for so long, things should be pretty much the same! Put your heart in your stomach and wait for the good news! ”
(End of chapter)