Chapter 0394 The melon seeds knocked the brain melon hurt

When Wu Wenbing heard the three golden flowers to build a gold wall, his eyebrows were crooked when he smiled, and he thought to himself that he should not say that he would build a wall with gold bricks, as long as he had a gold brick, he would be able to wake up with a smile every day of his dreams, so he hurriedly patted Liu Qi on the shoulder and said

"Oops! Good brother! Don't make fun of me anymore! No matter whether our house has a courtyard wall or not, and no matter what our courtyard wall is made of, as long as you come to my house, it can only be a flourish, not a blind eye! There are also these three little girls, what three golden flowers! Don't you have a cold heart for me? Besides, no matter what kind of flower it is, in the future, when a family gets married, people will know who I am! Do you think I'm right? ”

Liu Qi glanced at it again, thinking that no matter who the flowers are, he can't pay the bride price, I don't believe that you can let others marry home without a penny, this doesn't seem to be your style of doing things, so he rolled his eyes, patted him on the shoulder, and said with a happy smile

"That's it! What are you pretending to be in front of me! Who doesn't know who's doing what! No matter who the three flowers fall to, he seems to be able to miss your bride price! And the bride price in the past few years, that's a year like that, what do you think of this guy today? ”

Wu Wenbing glanced at Cao Wei again, leaned into Liu Qi's ear and whispered

"Oops! My good brother! It's not that you don't know, my family doesn't count what I said! Even if I complimented this guy on a flower, it wouldn't mean anything! Let's go in and see what a few people say! ”

When Liu Qi heard this old thing, although he didn't answer his question from the front, he didn't directly deny this kid, but according to his understanding of Cao Wei's kid all day, his heart is not ordinarily high, the boss of the old Wu family, and the biggest winner of the old lady, as long as a man has no choice, he will definitely not choose this guy, because ordinary people can't resist, the most important thing is that this old Wu Xinhei is not ordinary, the reason why there is such a shortage of girls, I haven't married my daughter yet, and I have an outrageous bride price with him, which is inextricably linked to me, after thinking of this, I turned around and glanced at Cao Wei and said

"Weiwei, you are a big boy, why don't you go as fast as our two old men! Your Uncle Wu praised you like a flower, if you don't hurry up and open the door, are you waiting for him to open the door for you! Then you, the son-in-law, will put on a new realm! ”

Cao Wei heard Wu Wenbing praise himself like a flower, and his heart instantly blossomed, thinking that as long as he won the old man, then the rest of the things would be my trivial matter, so he hurriedly increased his pace, and walked forward with a smile

"Uncles, please wait! I'll open the door for you! ”

Liu Qi looked at Cao Wei's smiling fart and ran over, thinking to himself that this kid seems to be hopeless, how can he give a little sunshine and it will be brilliant, I don't know who he is! It's really a memory, people are as long as you are rich, and everyone is fateful, but you kid is good, don't say that you have in your pocket, the poor don't even have two steel hammers, but as long as he hears that it is a woman, he always feels that his fate has arrived, I really don't know how there is such a young man in the world, but this is good, the higher the expectation, the greater the disappointment, today as long as the kid's nose bone can be broken here, let him understand that there are more ways to walk, eat more dry food and do not listen to the old man to suffer in front of him, After these two truths, the rest of the things will be easy to do!

Cao Wei just walked to the door and grabbed the curtain, and was calmed by the sound of several girls in the room, because no matter what, someone from the family came, and if he didn't take the initiative to open the door and open the curtain, it would be okay, but at least he should pay attention to the image! What kind of system does hee-hee-ha become, but he is a blind date, whether people can take a fancy to him, that is still unknown, but one thing can be confirmed, the girl in this family is not good, even if she doesn't smoke, but it is not much easier than Li Juan!

Thinking of this, Cao Wei hurriedly opened the door curtain, glanced at Cao Wei, and thought to himself, you old thing, I don't seem to have offended you! Why did you arrange for me to be like this! May I ask if you do this, is it right for my Uncle Zhang to trust you? But Wu Wenbing was beside him, and he still smiled like a flower

"Uncle Liu, be careful of the threshold!"

As soon as the words fell, I didn't expect Liu Qi to come directly

"Look at what you're saying! If the threshold of your Uncle Wu's house is not high, people can freeze us outside for so long! So you kid have to behave! Strive to make a good impression on your Uncle Wu! ”

Cao Wei glanced at it when he heard this, the threshold was almost the same as the ground, and he swallowed bitter water extremely helplessly, thinking to himself, you old guy, you really want to dig a hole for people, even if I wear a magnifying glass, it won't help, it's just impossible to prevent it! Then he pursed his lips and said

"Thank you, Uncle Liu's encouragement! I'm definitely going to do my best! ”

Wu Wenbing saw that Cao Wei was polite to Liu Qi, and his words and deeds were particularly cultivated, thinking that as long as the two dolls talked, there would be no dispute over the bride price, and this marriage should not be a big problem, so he quickly patted Liu Qi on the shoulder, and said with some tears and laughter

"Oops! Brother Liu! You're really getting better and better! There is no threshold in our family at all, but you say that it is not high! If you really can't do it, I'll carry you in! If I had to fall your old man, I would have become a sinner for the ages! ”

Liu Qi glared, pushed Wu Wenbing hard, and pretended to be helpless

"That's it! You! You actually used me to shabu too! Are you not afraid of sin? I'm not old and immobile, I don't need you to carry me! Hurry up and go in and give birth to a pot of tea: my children let me be warm and warm! ”

Cao Wei saw this and thought to himself, the relationship between these two old guys is extraordinary to his monkey brother, and it also confirmed his inference, the girl in this family is not a fuel-efficient lamp, otherwise who is willing to do anything, and has been entangled with a matchmaker all day long, but now that he has entered the door, it is too late to say anything, so he hurriedly walked in.

Cao Wei just went in and just stood against the side of the kang, and before he could speak, he didn't expect a girl on the kang to lift the quilt directly, and in an instant the melon seed skin flew all over the sky, so frightened that he jumped far away, and then said with a red face

"You've got good teeth!"

Wu Xiaolan glared fiercely, patted the melon seed skin on the quilt, patted the melon seed skin on the quilt, and picked up a melon seed that might have been blackened by the fart to the place where she was sitting just now, and put it on the front teeth and knocked it hard, Cao Wei instantly felt the melon seeds buzzing in his brain, and before he could come back to his senses, he didn't expect Wu Xiaolan to say with a mouth

"Look at what you said, we are not seventy or eighty anymore, if we can't even knock a melon seed, then what's the point of living!"

(End of chapter)