Chapter 0396: I'm sorry that my sister doesn't live in the kiln
Wu Wenbing glanced at it, thinking that what people said was right, there was a reason for Lao Tzu to make room for his daughter to chat, and then he looked at it again, and only half a bottle of white sugar was left by this old thing, I wanted to say that you are so old, drink so much sugar, are you not afraid of drinking diabetes, but in this case, you can only think about it by yourself, so she glared at Wu Xiaolan fiercely, and said helplessly
"What's going on with you doll today, why do you sit on the kang and don't know how to come down! Didn't you hear that Uncle Liu asked the two of you to go over and have a good chat? Still eating there non-stop! Are you waiting for me to bring you shoes? ”
Wu Xiaolan heard that she walked next door to chat, and glanced at her extremely helplessly, thinking to herself, are you adults bored? Chat all day long! Somewhat! Somewhat! In the end, it was you adults who had the final say, what did we have to talk about, but after all, my father spoke, and he reluctantly threw the melon seeds in his hand into the magnetic basin on the quilt, glaring at Cao Wei and saying coldly
"Let's go! Let's talk! ”
Cao Wei glanced at Wu Xiaolan, whose mouth was full of melon seed crumbs, was really startled, and wanted to say that I would go on a blind date with you for a long time, I thought it was this stool on the ground, it seems that this Liu Qi really didn't hold back any good farts for himself, otherwise he wouldn't have introduced himself to such a strange thing, but now it's too late to say anything, except to go forward hard, there is no other way.
When Cao Wei thought of this, he suddenly remembered a sentence, that is, if he accidentally got on the thief ship and couldn't be himself again, then he simply changed his life and became a happy pirate, so he rolled his eyes, quickly opened the door curtain, and said with a happy smile
"Good! Let's have a good chat! ”
Wu Xiaolan glanced at it, and thought that it would be difficult to talk about it, and I was afraid that you would not be able to do it, so she unceremoniously walked out of the living room and came to the next room.
Cao Wei was directly stunned when he saw this, thinking that this guy was too lazy, directly from the kang to this kang, after marrying home, he didn't do anything all day long, and he had to burn the kang alone, and no matter what happened, he was also a guest, so he didn't care about it, he didn't care about it when he entered the door, he didn't care about it, he didn't have any education at all, is this their way of hospitality, they would rather marry everyone slaves than marry a little family girl, it is really insightful.
Cao Wei thought of this, and wanted to turn his head and go back and call Liu Qi back, but he had already come to the door, and besides, he had already made Liu Qi angry several times today, so he pursed his lips and walked in hard, leaning on the side of the kang very unnaturally, and spoke in a hurry before he came, but he didn't expect Wu Xiaolan to come directly
"Hey! You've been here for a long time, and you haven't told me your name yet! Could it be that we are like this! Hey, say hello? People who don't know, still think I love you! ”
Cao Wei rolled his eyes angrily when he heard the three words I love you, thinking that you didn't know my name, so he dared to say in front of me, without changing his face and without a beat, I love you, it seems that I love you, at best it is three Chinese characters in you, so he pursed his lips and said a little embarrassed
"Oops! I'm really embarrassed, I was nervous and forgot to introduce myself! Hello! My name is Cao Wei! What is your name? ”
Wu Xiaolan looked at Cao Wei's extremely funny expression, thinking that you kid is too good at pretending, obviously a person who has not graduated from elementary school, but he is pretending to be an intellectual here, pretending to be Sven here, and said directly, what is your name is not better, you have to come to a fang name, then the name will have a fragrance, you are not tired of panicking, men live to your part, I think it is the end, but just entered the door, you can't directly let people die, thinking of this, she couldn't help laughing, so she smiled faintly, Unhurriedly
"You're so funny! Don't you just go on a blind date! As for being so nervous? And I wondered, what is there to be nervous about! My name is Wu Xiaolan! Twenty-two years old today! Junior high school graduates! I'm currently working in the south! What are you doing at the moment? ”
Cao Wei was instantly stunned when he heard this, thinking to himself Brother Monkey, brother, I already speak by myself is a straight tube, I didn't expect you to talk, it's like a bamboo tube pouring beans, and you didn't give me a chance to speak, ordinary people really can't resist it! But fortunately, my brother and I are also people who have seen the world, and the meaningful smile just now suddenly made him a little floating, so he quickly said with a smile
"Oops! I just like how direct you are! Such a person has no bad intentions, and he does not talk about beating around the bush! Not only is it easy to get along, but it's also very easy to get along with, I don't have a high level of education as you, just a primary school culture, and I'm currently a part-time worker! I don't have any experience on the blind date for the first time today, I don't know what to say to you girls, and I don't know what you all talk about! So it's up to you next, otherwise I really don't know what to say! ”
When Wu Xiaolan heard the first blind date, she glared fiercely, and wanted to say directly, according to your meaning, I am a widow, and I have experienced everything! In that case, I'm still talking nonsense to you here, so I said a little irritably
"Look at what you're saying, it's like I'm a second marriage! Who is not like the first time to be a person, the first blind date! For us women, being in the snow is all about looking at your family! Basic necessities of life! Could it be that as long as it's a man, I will marry him without caring about it, and it's not like I can't get married! ”
Cao Wei looked at Wu Xiaolan's impatient face, and thought to himself, brother, I can accompany you into this room today, just to take care of your face, I didn't expect you to throw my face, I really don't know where you came from, so he rolled his eyes, rubbed his hands and pretended to be helpless
"Xiaolan! You're kidding! Is there such a beautiful second marriage in the world? For your sake, then I won't hide it! Our family lives in a cave, I don't know if you mind! ”
When Wu Xiaolan heard the word cave, her eyes widened in shock, and she thought to herself what age it was, there are still people living in caves, this is not an international joke, and even if you live in a cave, you still dare to go on a blind date, are you here to be funny? But in order to take care of his face, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, and he pretended to be helpless and said with a wry smile
"I'm sorry! Sister doesn't live in the cave! I can't sleep living there! Why is your family going to live in a cave all the time? Haven't you thought about building a house? Do you plan to live in a cave for the rest of your life? If that's the case, I suggest you stop tossing, go back and build the house, and go on a blind date! Otherwise, there will be no results! ”
(End of chapter)