Chapter 0398 The old birthday star turns into garbage in seconds

Cao Wei heard the bride price of 66,000, his eyes almost didn't fly out, thinking that you really dare to say anything, if you just said that you didn't dare to live in the cave, it would be hypocritical, then now you don't know ignorance, how many catties and taels you don't count in your heart, people's normal bride price is more than 50,000 yuan, at most 60,000 yuan, you might as well come directly to 66,000, I really think that I am a golden mouth, as soon as the upper lip touches the lower lip, the six thousand yuan is gone, you really dare to say anything, so I am a little timid and whispered

"Why is your bride price 66,000? Didn't I hear that the bride price here is basically more than 50,000? No more than 60,000 at most? How can you be so tall all at once! Isn't it a little less! ”

As soon as the words fell, I didn't expect Wu Xiaolan to be anxious, and said extremely irritably

"Look at what you asked, it's really not at all level, the four or five bride price you said, that was last year's market, this year's starting price is 60,000, and there are 100,000, I didn't ask you for 100,000, that's all to give you face, haven't you heard the truth that you are expensive? Anyway, the bride price is not yours, your parents have paid it out, your parents have paid it back, you just have to be your groom official, what are you doing with so much leisure? Do you think you're aging too slowly? I really don't know what you're thinking in your head to ask such a question? What an eye-opener for me! ”

Cao Wei heard that the starting price of the bride price was 60,000 yuan, and his heart instantly cooled most of the time, because he had just gone out to work for two years, and basically where to earn money and where to spend, there was no savings, and the 10,000 yuan that my father had worked so hard to save was not even enough to pay the bride price, not to mention the smoke of the big tile house and Sanjinyi, but even if this marriage was not married, this blind date failed, he still had to give this guy who was open-mouthed and didn't know the height of the sky, a good lesson, that is, it was not easy for my parents to raise me, Marrying a wife and having children is my business, all the debts owed by marriage, after marriage, the two of them pay back together, if the little couple in order to live more easily for themselves, all the marriage accounts let the parents pay back, then this pair of small couples, simply less than pigs have a body of hair, to be precise, that is not as good as pigs and dogs, because he is not worthy of being a man at all!

Before Cao Wei had time to give this guy a life education lesson, he didn't expect Wu Xiaolan to smile faintly and say

"That's it! I don't think you are the one in charge of the house, how can you know how much money your family has, then don't know, after getting married, your family can still build a few big tiled houses! Besides, if the marriage between the two of us is not successful, it is not something you and I can decide, isn't it deliberately embarrassing for you? In that case, let me ask you a question you know, do you have old garbage in your house? ”

Cao Wei was asked, and at first some monks who were two feet tall couldn't figure their heads, thinking that as long as people live, they would produce garbage again, but it was the first time he had heard of old garbage, so he scratched his head and said with some embarrassment

"I'm sorry! Your words are too professional, what do you call old trash! We have garbage in our house, but I really don't know, is there any old garbage, is there still garbage old and new? ”

Wu Xiaolan heard that Cao Wei came on a blind date, but she didn't even know the old trash, it seemed that it was really the first time to come on a blind date, otherwise he said everything that should be said and shouldn't be said, he was about to laugh to death, so he pursed his lips, and said with some tears and laughter

"Dude, isn't it really the first time you've come on a blind date! Why don't you even know the code name of your grandparents in the blind date circle! Aren't you making an international joke? ”

Cao Wei only understood here that this guy who eats people and doesn't talk to people will call his grandparents old trash, if it weren't for the first meeting, he almost slapped him, pointed at his nose and scolded beautifully, and told her that if it weren't for your family's old garbage, then there would be no your dad and you would not be this garbage, but then think about it anyway, people don't live in the cave, and the bride price is at least 66,000, and they can't meet the requirements of others. Since she has failed, let's make this guy happy, see what thunderous golden sentences she can say, and accumulate a little experience for future blind dates.

Cao Wei was thinking about the original kind and simple folk customs of his hometown, how could a good and decent person become what it is now, it was just too unbelievable, but he didn't expect Wu Xiaolan to say in extreme surprise

"Dude, you're not an orphan, are you! Why don't you even know if you have grandparents in your house! If that's the case, then our chat will be over! Because I can't live alone with you, it's so lonely, and I like to be crowded! ”

Cao Wei heard the word loneliness here, and glanced at it in great surprise, thinking to himself, you guy, what kind of medicine is sold in the gourd, one will say that the elderly are garbage, and the other will say that he is afraid of loneliness, isn't this a contradiction, so he rolled his eyes and pretended to be helpless

"Look at what you said, how did I become an orphan, my parents are still alive, and I have three older sisters! Besides, even if I am an orphan, no one can deprive me of my right to marry and have children! I was thinking about a question just now, it's not as the old saying goes, if there is an old treasure in the family, how can you become old garbage here, my head hurts, but I still haven't thought clearly, please explain to me how to! ”

When Wu Xiaolan heard this, she glared fiercely, thinking that such a pediatric question, you actually asked it, so she said a little irritably

"Oops! You just have to tell me now, if you have it in your family, why do you ask so much nonsense! And don't give me words here! That's right! It is true that there is an old family and a treasure, but you only know the first half of the sentence, but you don't know that there is an old family and a thief in the second half of the sentence! Let's open the skylight and say something, if you have grandparents, no matter what happens now, then you are seventy or eighty years old! They can't do anything all day long, but they want to eat! We're going to feed it! Besides, people will always get old one day, do they still want us to buy a coffin for a funeral when they are old in the future, may I ask if these things don't need money, and they don't have a retirement salary, aren't these the burden of our marriage? Isn't it a bit inappropriate for us to ignore anything at that time and let your parents do it! Since we are not afraid of being scolded, but the money that your parents spend, it is not our money, do you think there is something wrong with what I said? ”

(End of chapter)