Chapter 0401 Two brothers marry one daughter-in-law

When Wu Xiaolan heard about buying a motorcycle, she didn't even think about it

"Buy! Why not buy it! Now it's your parents who pay for it, and if you buy it after you get married, you will have to pay for it! You don't understand such a simple truth, I really don't know if you're really stupid, or if you're pretending to be stupid for me here! ”

Cao Wei was speechless for a moment, thinking not to say it yet, he hadn't agreed to marry her yet, even if he really married her, how could there be a different daughter-in-law like her in the world, the big guy scooped rice in a pot, why did he have to divide it so clearly, it was really incomprehensible, but since it was to make her happy, then simply let her be happy for a while, so he smiled extremely helplessly and said

"Oops! Look at what you said, we will all be a family in the future, what else will you and mine! Besides, it's not a question of who pays for it at the moment, but there is nowhere to put it after buying it! Do you think I'm right? ”

Wu Xiaolan glared at Cao Wei, thinking that she obviously wanted to save money for your parents, but she dared to quibble, it was really hateful, so she rolled her eyes and said a little impatiently

"The pit yard where your family lives, our family should live in a big tiled house! Look at this house of our family, can you put your motorcycle down! Let you buy it, you can buy it quickly, why are you so strong! Obey me once, will you die! It's hard to do it, I'll hurt you! I really don't know what to say about you! ”

Cao Wei glanced at the room, thinking that your house, as long as the door is changed, don't say that there is no motorcycle or semi-trailer, but I bought a motorcycle, it was for me to ride myself, not for your father, put it in your house, I'm afraid that when I build the house, your father has already ridden the old one, please ask when the time comes, do I ask your father to buy me a new motorcycle, or give me a return of some dowry, if this is not a little attention, then I still came to meet on a blind date, so I smiled faintly

"Okay! Get married once in your life, what you say, let's do it, in a word, you can be happy! The rest is all trifle! ”

Wu Xiaolan instantly smiled, eager to hug Cao Wei, bite twice, thinking that in today's society, I want to find a man who is willing to spend money on you, grab a handful, but if you want to find a man who is willing to spend money on you, and is particularly obedient, it is simply more difficult than ascending to the sky, if his last question, if the answer can satisfy him, then the blind date work can be over, and today you can discuss the matter of marriage, so his eyes rolled and he said happily

"By the way, I'll ask you one last question, I hope you will answer truthfully, may I ask you a few brothers!"

When Cao Wei heard this, his brain buzzed, thinking that this guy's words were too fast, the two of us went on a blind date, what do you care about my brothers, is it a bit off-topic, so he pursed his lips and said

"May I ask this question, does it have anything to do with our desire to kiss?"

Wu Xiaolan listened to the irritability here, and glanced at it in great surprise, thinking if this guy lives on the earth, how could he ask such a childish question, it was really eye-opening, so she couldn't say anything, so she couldn't say anything

"Oops! Don't you really have an elm brain! It's so sad! How can this question have nothing to do with our blind date! Besides, what are you doing today? Things that have nothing to do with blind dates, do you think I'll tell you? You think I'm a gossip! ”

Cao Wei was instantly criticized two to zero, I wanted to say that I just wiped it and told you, my three sisters, are you a pig brain, can't think of anything, but he can't figure it out, so she asked herself what she meant, so she rolled her eyes and said with a wicked smile

"Why do you ask? Are you afraid that my two brothers will marry one of them as a daughter-in-law? ”

As soon as the words fell, Wu Xiaolan brushed up, blushing to the root of her ears, and became a little incoherent

"That's it! If you talk nonsense here again, people will ignore you! And I'll give you a wake-up call in advance, we don't have the custom of getting married here, let alone a matrilineal clan, we practice monogamy, and it's illegal for two brothers to marry a daughter-in-law! I hope you will take advantage of this dangerous thought! ”

Cao Wei looked at Wu Xiaolan's extremely funny expression, and thought to himself that a cheeky person like you actually blushes sometimes, which really made me insightful, but in order to bully this guy for a while, he pretended to be curious

"Oh! As you know, we practice monogamy here! Then you ask my brothers what they are doing! Can you tell me about the specific reason? ”

Wu Xiaolan looked at Cao Wei's invincible appearance, and couldn't wait to take two bites, then sighed, and said extremely helplessly

"Oops! I don't know how to communicate with you anymore! Don't you have a long pig brain! If you are two brothers, will it be when the family is separated in the future, two people will have to break a steamed bun and eat it! If your family is ten acres of land, is it that you will be divided into five acres of land, such a simple truth, you will not understand! ”

Cao Wei heard the word separation, and glanced at it in great surprise, thinking that you haven't started a family yet, but you have begun to think about the separation of the family, it is indeed thinking very far, it is indeed quite eye-opening, but he can't figure it out, as the saying goes, it is difficult not to fight for family property, good women do not fight for dowry, when the two brothers split up, who takes more and who takes less is not the same, anyway, the meat is rotten in the pot, and what the parents give is only the background, and what they have laid is the country, if a man always stares at that bit of family property, Then his life is basically over, in order to see the reaction of this woman, so he said with some wonder

"Look at what you are talking about, since they are two brothers, then when they are separated, they can't strangle one to death and the other starve to death! What kind of logic are you! Besides, when you look at the problem, can you look a little farther away! As the saying goes, father and son soldiers, fight tiger brothers, brothers are brothers after all, don't forget to discount bones and tendons, this blood is thicker than water family affection, that can never be replaced, you only see half of the steamed buns now, how can you not see, when you encounter things, your brothers will treat your affairs as their own things to do! Why has it become a burden to you? Is it interesting that you are the only one living in the world, so that the whole world is yours? ”

Wu Xiaolan glared at her angrily, thinking that she couldn't get used to this problem of giving people lessons at every turn, so she used a killer trick and said extremely irritably

"That's it! I'll say one sentence and see how many words you say! Now in a word, how many brothers are you, if it weren't for a baby, we wouldn't have to talk about it! ”

(End of chapter)