Zhang Yongfa heard that there was no way to go on a blind date without a matchmaker, and he almost stopped laughing, and then patted Cao Wei on the shoulder and said

"Oops! Brothers! It has been so many years of reform and opening up, and free love has become the mainstream, why is your mind still stuck in the last century! That's funny! Who stipulates that if there is no matchmaker, then you can't go on a blind date! You haven't heard of anything else, if you leave Butcher Li, you still have to eat hairy pigs! Could it be that pigs can only be eaten if they are killed, and they can't be eaten if they are beaten to death with sticks, what kind of logic are you! I don't even know what to say about you! ”

Cao Wei was just about to say when he heard this, not that he left Butcher Zhang, how could he become Butcher Liu all of a sudden, but then he thought about his surname Zhang, so he glanced at it, thinking that you look honest, I didn't expect it to be quite a thief, but no matter what, in their small ravine, there has never been, there is no matchmaker to lead, and the thing that goes on a blind date by himself has happened, this is not a direct patting of the head, and thinking of a place is a place, in case it is beaten out by others, then there will be no face to see people in the future, Thinking of this, he glared helplessly and said

"Brother-in-law, please don't make fun of me anymore, I'm really not in the mood to make such a joke with you, the two of us go over, in case someone kicks me out, I don't care if I lose face, but if I bump and bump you, how will I live in the future, in order to save you from the scourge of this pond fish, you still hurry up to see my sister, be careful to go late, it will make her chatter to death!"

Zhang Yongfa glanced at Cao Wei when he heard this, and thought to himself Even if your sister is a tiger today, then I am not afraid, because with you here, she is a sick cat at best, if you are mad at me, then she will not hit me in the face, but the face of your old Cao family, so his eyes widened, and he said extremely angrily

"Look at you! As a man, if you don't have such a little responsibility, you are afraid of wolves and tigers when you do anything, and you are still afraid of your wife, what can you do in that life! Don't forget! For people like us who live at the lowest level of society, the only way out is to let them go out, and there is no other way out! Haven't you heard that there is hope if you are not afraid, Peking University Qing is not as bold as bold, today we will go with a dead face, I will see what they can do to us, let's go on a blind date and not go to rob relatives, if you don't break the law and don't make mistakes, what are you afraid of! You will listen to me today, when your sister comes, let her go back alone first, I will go with you to see, what a difficult girl, actually make our family Weiwei like this, it is so hateful! ”

Cao Wei glared, thinking that there was no hope if he was not afraid, but he couldn't open his eyes to the fire pit, that was not bold, but directly looking for death, I don't do such a thing, so he rolled his eyes and said

"Brother-in-law, it's okay! Don't reason with me anymore, I won't participate in such a thing, besides, what you say is better than singing, you and my sister have been for so many years, don't talk about blind dates, I didn't see you running to my house with a dead face, after you got married, you bullied my sister, beat her with a blue nose and swollen eyes, and after she ran back crying, I didn't see you come over and call home! Now fool me up to scold, are you my brother-in-law? Are you worthy of calling you brother-in-law for so many years? ”

When Zhang Yongfa heard that he beat his daughter-in-law's nose and eyes were swollen, he instantly became anxious, and became a little dancing

"Stop! Stop! Stop! Wei Wei rice can be eaten indiscriminately, but words must not be eaten indiscriminately! Brother-in-law will tell you a word today, that is, a man's hand is to beat the world, not to beat his daughter-in-law, and the era of the daughter-in-law's kneading noodles has passed! Your kind of thinking is very dangerous, don't forget that it is now a society governed by the rule of law, and not only adults are breaking the law! I've been with your sister for so many years, and my face has never been red, when did I beat her with a blue nose and swollen face, why don't I know! If that's the case, then you'll have wronged me to death!" ”

Cao Wei looked at Zhang Yongfa's extremely funny appearance, and thought to himself that I just said it casually, look at your nervous appearance, people who don't know still think that I let you divorce my sister, so he glared at him and pretended to be angry

"That's it! Please don't put gold on your face anymore! People who don't know still think that you are a good man, the reason why the two of you have never blushed with each other for so many years is because my sister is generous and doesn't want to worry about you! All right! I'm not talking nonsense with you, I'm going home! I don't want to spend a minute here! Bye! ”

Cao Xiaoxia saw that Cao Wei was leaving, so she hurriedly walked out of the crowd next to her, stuffed the packed noodles to Zhang Yongfa, stepped forward and grabbed his arm, and said with some complaints

"Weiwei, your brother-in-law told you for so long that he took you to Xuejiabao for a blind date, what are you going to do when you go home?"

Cao Wei glanced at him in great surprise when he heard this

"Sister, how do you know that my brother-in-law is going to take me on a blind date? Could it be that you can pinch and calculate, if this is the case, hurry up and calculate it for me, where is my daughter-in-law, let's just marry back in the past, wouldn't it be more convenient! ”

Cao Xiaoxia made a grimace, thinking that if I can pinch and calculate, I will directly count the four phases of the two-color ball, all four of us sisters are millionaires, what kind of clothes do you want to marry, but that kind of situation can only appear in a dream, so she pursed her lips and said

"I've been here for a long time, it's just that you haven't paid attention, your brother-in-law is right, what kind of face do you want to ask for your daughter-in-law, if it weren't for your brother-in-law who came to our pit yard with a dead face, tears and snot to show loyalty to me, I wouldn't know who your brother-in-law is! Don't say anything, hurry up and let your brother-in-law take you on a motorcycle! ”

Zhang Yongfa's eyes almost flew out when he heard this, thinking that although I went to your pit yard when I was on a blind date, it was just for you to think about it, when did you cry into tears and beg you, it was inevitable that she would be too good at putting gold on her face, but no matter what she was, she was willing to marry herself, no matter what she said, she was now her daughter-in-law, and now the main task is to give her brother-in-law a good daughter-in-law, and other things are trivial, So he stared at Cao Xiaoxia with the packed face in his hand, and took Cao Wei's arm and walked towards the place where the motorcycle was stored, and said with a happy smile

"Let's go! Brother-in-law will teach you how to climb a tree today! Think about it, how to thank me after the fact! ”

Cao Wei panicked instantly, grabbed Zhang Yongfa's hand, and said incoherently

"Brother-in-law, let's go home! Such a joke is unacceptable! ”

(End of chapter)