Chapter 0422 Don't build a house and don't go on a blind date
Zhang Yongfa saw that Cao Wei was anxious, and thought to himself that I thought that you kid was not afraid of heaven and earth, it turned out that there were people and things that you were afraid of in your heart, but now is not the time to say this, the most important thing is that you can't take this idea yourself, if the East Window incident happens in the future, it will be scolded, so whoever takes this idea, it is equivalent to saying that digging a pit and burying mines for yourself again, such a thing must not happen to yourself, so she rolled her eyes and pretended to be curious
"Weiwei, you have to figure this out for yourself, what I told you may not be right! You think about it first, analyze the reason why today's blind date was not successful, when you figure it out, then it will be clear, and you will know what to say after going on! ”
Although Cao Wei looks very tall, but after all, social experience and life experience are almost zero, to be exact, he only grows tall and does not have a brain, and he thinks about problems at all, and thinks about all problems too perfectly and idealized.
When Cao Xiaoxia heard this, she couldn't wait to slap Zhang Yongfa twice, thinking that you are used to playing tricks and slippery all day, and you play with your brain in front of everyone, and today you actually play with your brain, and play with my own brother, it's really timely, this is obviously just eating shit and not wanting to make a mouth, for fear of farting down and hitting your heel, and killing yourself to death, so she glared at it fiercely and said
"Oops! It's been a long time, please don't sell it anymore! Now just say what's next, what do you want him to think? Analyze what? ”
Zhang Yongfa glanced at this when he heard this, and thought to himself that what you said was light, this kind of thing of talking nonsense with eyes open is too late for people to hide, how can I make an idea, this is not to jump into the fire pit with my eyes wide open, but since Cao Xiaoxia said it, it was not to discuss with herself, but directly to order the holy decree, so she pursed her lips and said
"That's it! This thing is different from other things, don't talk about it here! In the end, Wei Wei has to make an idea, and we can give a reference opinion at best! What do you have to urge! ”
Cao Xiaoxia found that Zhang Yongfa was still kicking the ball for herself, so she grabbed her ears angrily and said with hatred
"Okay, your surname is Zhang! People say that you slip like a loach and can't catch it at all, and it's harder to hear the truth from your mouth than to climb to the sky! I haven't believed it all along, I think you're not that kind of person, and today I finally saw your real side, but surnamed Zhang, today in the matter of our family Weiwei, if you still dare to play tricks here, even if you are a loach that can't be caught, then I will stew you directly! Tell me what to do! ”
Zhang Yongfa was speechless for a moment, thinking that as the saying goes, the most poisonous thing is a woman's heart, where are you asking me to make an idea now, you are directly preparing to murder your husband, but after all, at the door of the old father-in-law's house, no one has a bright face when they quarrel, and he glanced at Cao Wei extremely helplessly, and found that he was like losing his soul, constantly picking his nails, saying a word, so he pursed his lips and said
"Weiwei, since your sister has spoken, or we will wait for a while, we can only find problems from the hardware, and we must not make excuses from the software!"
Cao Wei's eyes swished when he heard this, and he said
"Brother-in-law, what is hardware! What is software? Can you make it a little more plain, I don't understand this! ”
Zhang Yongfa heard his brother-in-law say that he didn't understand, he rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that I had been thinking for a long time, and I wanted to play a side ball, but I didn't expect you to give me a sentence that I didn't understand, and I couldn't say it, but before he could open his mouth, Cao Xiaoxia was anxious, and he was extremely angry
"The surname is Zhang! If you don't pretend to be dead all day long! A person who can't even distinguish between soft and hard, what qualifications does he have here to talk about software and hardware! I see that you just owe it to clean up, and quickly say what to do next! ”
Zhang Yongfa was in the face of Cao Xiaoxia's accusation, he had no choice but to compromise, pursed his lips angrily, handed Cao Wei a cigarette, lit it himself, took a puff hard, and said with an extremely helpless wry smile
"Weiwei, I'm really sorry! I've been listening to my dad call those blind dates about software and hardware, so I said it casually, don't be angry! The so-called software is our housing conditions or something, the so-called hardware is the accommodation conditions or something, this I mention you should understand, we are all our own people, then I don't need to hide it, let's open the skylight and say bright words, according to the current situation, your software and hardware are not very good, but in order to consider the feelings of my parents, if my parents ask if the blind date is successful, we will say that it is successful! If they ask when they will get married, you will say that people think that we live in a pit yard, and it is inconvenient to go up and down the ramp, so we will get married when the house is built! What do you think of my idea? ”
Cao Wei glanced at it, thinking that as the saying goes, it takes countless lies to tell a lie, the key is that this kind of thing is hidden for a while, but it can't be hidden for a lifetime, as long as you have money to build a house, it is not a matter of minutes, and if you are not married at that time, it will not be exposed, so she said helplessly
"Brother-in-law, let's not talk about the right behavior of partnering to cheat on parents, let's just build a house, the family has a total of so much money, if all of it is taken out to build a house, in case a blind date becomes one day, what do we give to people as a bride price! I'm afraid it's a bit inappropriate to tear down the west wall and make up the east wall like this! ”
Zhang Yongfa glanced at Cao Wei, thinking to himself how deep the water of the blind date you have tried today is, how can you still report such a fluke mentality, with family conditions like yours, how can there be a girl willing to marry you, as the saying goes, others only want to get rich, but I only want to hug you, but in reality, the beauty I want to hug is returned, and I don't have any economic strength, I'm afraid I can only think about it, but if I say this, it will hit this guy too hard, so I scratched my head and said
"Weiwei, here's the thing, our house will have to be built sooner or later, and the main purpose of today is to stabilize my parents first, and the big guy will be happy to pass the New Year first! If the house is built and there is a suitable girl who is optimistic about you, we are trying to figure out a way to deal with the bride price, so you don't care about this! Let's figure it out together! ”
Cao Wei didn't even think about it when he heard this, and he said it directly
"Brother-in-law! You said that offending everyone will be a matter of the future, what if your parents force a blind date when you go back today! ”
Zhang Yongfa was stunned for a moment, and then said helplessly
"If you are forced to go on a blind date, then you say that there is no house and no blind date! The boys who go on a blind date have a house, but they live in the pit yard by themselves, and whose girl is willing to follow, so it's okay! ”
(End of chapter)