Dong Huibao found that this kid confessed, and thought to himself that you are still familiar now, otherwise you will be swollen like dough in the kid's mouth, and it will be difficult to get out of breath, let alone think about talking, but now I must clarify the fact for this kid, that is, Wang Jinhua is not pregnant, so he sighed and said

"Is your kid a lot of food wasted, and now he can't even speak to people! What is called giving birth to a dead end, marrying a daughter-in-law and not giving birth to a baby, is it just to see? Besides, Wang Jinhua and I are just simple boyfriend and girlfriend, not what you imagined, so please don't force your dirty thoughts on me and Jinhua, otherwise be careful that I am not polite to you! ”

Zhang Hao made a grimace, thinking that you have been talking to Wang Jinhua for so long, and the ghost believes that your kid has not taken a step beyond the thunder pool, and just looks at it every night, although the lethality is not strong, it is extremely insulting, so he sneered and said

"That's it! I admit that there is pure friendship between men and women in the world, but that is only after marriage! Because after marriage, friendship is not to mention how pure! But the two of you aren't married yet, and I don't believe there's only friendship left between the two of you! You don't have to explain, because explanation is tantamount to cover-up, I know that you are pure like distilled water, which is a pity in the urinal! To put it in layman's terms, a rooster is not a good bird when he goes up a tree! ”

Dong Huibao glared, thinking that your kid rooster is a good bird on the tree, staring at unhealthy websites all day long, and you can see the sun going down from the sun up, not only blind, but also your conscience, so she said a little irritably

"That's it! Please stop scolding around the bush, does it make sense? And although you brag about not paying taxes, you kid should be about the same! What is pure friendship between men and women begins after marriage! What kind of logic are you? Please explain it to me! ”

Zhang Hao looked at Dong Huibao's extremely funny expression and was instantly happy, thinking that you kid is not crooked all day long, who is a lot, why is it so simple that I don't understand, it seems that you are not as powerful as the legend, so he smiled faintly and said unhurriedly

"Pure friendship begins after marriage, what's so strange about this, haven't you heard, when you fall in love, you don't see each other for a day, many couples are under the same roof, but they live in the same house and different rooms, different beds in the same room, different quilts in the same bed, and back to back in the same bed! Although they respect each other like guests, they have long since changed from having nothing to say, to having nothing to say! The spark of love has been extinguished, and all that remains is pure friendship! Is there something wrong with what I'm saying? ”

Dong Huibao was speechless for a moment, thinking that it seems that your kid was only born in the virtual movie world, only watching other people's love for men and women for a day, and he didn't understand the mystery of love at all, so he sneered and said helplessly

"Did you kid watch too many movies and start to hallucinate misanthropy! People like you who have never been in a relationship, let alone a girlfriend, didn't want to say it, because I didn't understand it after telling you, but I have to say a few words about your fallacy today! You kid of the province will go out and talk nonsense in the future, don't say that we don't have a daughter-in-law, if we have a daughter-in-law, is it easy to marry a daughter-in-law? I must be eager to live in the polar day world, there are twenty-five hours at night, how can it be back to back in the same bed, let alone there will be no good story of envy of mandarin ducks and immortals! And if you kid don't know, please don't spray feces all over my mouth here, pollute my ears, and don't tarnish the holy love! Even if two people who are close to each other have a little burn in their lives, a happy moment of burning passion, and more eye and soul communication, then it does not mean that their love is ashes in the grave of marriage, but they have found each other's true love! Don't forget! Love to light is the beginning of life! Don't forget what I just told you, otherwise I will make you a little boy for the rest of your life, and you will never be able to be a real man! Let's go to the toilet! If you can't hold back the spray all over the house, then our dormitory will really become a veritable pig's nest! You can't send it if you go slowly! ”

Zhang Hao rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that since you kid saw this ordinary man, he wanted to never marry a woman, and he was in front of me all day long, thinking that my brother I couldn't find a girlfriend, to tell you the truth, brother, I haven't met a girl worth chasing, if a standard like yours, I'm sure the biggest trouble in life is that too many girlfriends have become a burden, but then again, no matter what, I'm still a single dog, facts speak louder than words, so I sneered, Said with an extremely disdainful sneer

"That's it! You've been bullying me with this sentence for more than half a year, can you change your mind? I don't have a girlfriend, but I've never eaten pork, so I should have seen a pig run! Don't think that if you have a girlfriend, you will think that you have how good you are, and you can only be considered your daughter-in-law if you marry home and put it on the kang, and if you don't get a license to marry and go home, God knows if you will sit on the kang tomorrow! And you are inevitably too confident, pure masters are pure masters, is it possible that you can change my gender with just a few words, how can you make me not a man, I will always be a little boy! Could it be that you still have the sharp eyes to identify whether a person is a man or not! Let me hear it! ”

Dong Huibao looked at Zhang Hao's sour face, and thought to himself that you can't be a real man, where do you still use identification, that is not a matter of my brother's words, in order to be angry with this kid again, he sneered and said

"You don't have a girlfriend, you're still a child, and you don't need to be identified, and everyone knows it! As for how to become a real man, in fact, this is also very simple, I don't know what a girlfriend looks like, "Smiling Proud Jianghu" should have been watched! If Yue Buqun wants to practice this skill, he must first be able to go from the palace! Someone like you who doesn't even have a girlfriend is simply a man's sorrow if he doesn't send it directly to the worship room! Just send you into there, and all the problems will be solved! Will you disappear from my eyes right now, or will I send you directly to the worship room! ”

Zhang Hao fed a fly to Chenggong again, the most terrible thing was that he was also punched in the stomach by Dong Huibao, and successfully swallowed it, at this moment he was really angry, hateful and disgusting, not to mention how aggrieved he was, when he was depressed, his eyes suddenly lit up, patted him lightly on the shoulder, and said with a wicked smile

"Brother! I thought that your life was as sweet as honey, but today I only knew the coptis soup you drink all day long, and I know my own bitterness, others are looking for a girlfriend, it is to enjoy a better life, but I didn't expect you to only have a visual feast! It seems that Wang Jinhua's pregnancy is that I overestimated you! Turns out we're all little boys! ”

(End of chapter)