Chapter 0446 One Thousand and One Breakups
Li Qian went crazy directly, thinking that this kid didn't want to live anymore, not that he didn't want to mix, so he dared to talk to himself like this, but no matter what he said, there was no building for marriage, but living in the house of their hometown, first of all, from the feeling that it was inferior, and he was not missing arms and legs, why should he be so wronged by himself, so he said extremely angrily
"That's right! This is my last choice, does the breakup you said today count? Regret or not? ”
As soon as the words fell, I didn't expect Zhu Hailong to hum a little song, it's hard to go to work! I'm tired from going to work! It's a sin to go to work!
Wang Fugui saw that Zhu Hailong was back, sat up and threw a cigarette
"Like a resentful woman all day long, why don't you die if you are so bitter! As if someone begged you! ”
Zhu Hailong glanced at it and found that this kid had a black face like the bottom of a pot, and he was holding a phone in his hand, and if he didn't think of an accident, he would definitely quarrel with his mother again, so he smiled faintly, lit the cigarette with his hand, threw the helmet at the TV cabinet, and said unhurriedly
"Look at how your kid talks to the senior brother, don't say that it's better to die than to live, take 10,000 steps back and say that if I die, who will accompany you until dawn one day! Who enlightened your confused life! In case you can't think of martyrdom, then I'm not a junior brother! Do you think I'm right? ”
Wang Fugui looked at Zhu Hailong's somewhat tired expression, and thought to himself, I really don't know what you think in your heart, I was working the night shift to earn money with my name, and if I didn't come back to sleep quickly, I actually promised to give others the day shift, in case you were tired to death on the post, it would be too cost-effective, so I said a little late
"That's it! Hurry up and die! This way I can still clean my ears for a while, and I can live a few more years to be exact! ”
Zhu Hailong was just about to turn around and press this kid on the bed and clean up properly, but he didn't expect Li Qian to explode directly, and he could hear it when he stood a meter away
"The surname Wang! Excuse me, are you a human or a brute? I don't want to talk to you anymore, you actually want me to die! Do you still have a bit of humanity? Why don't you die! ”
Zhu Hailong glanced at Wang Fugui when he heard this, and said with a wicked smile
"So your daughter-in-law is giving you a lesson! Then you study hard first, our affairs, let's talk about it later, I won't bother! ”
When Wang Fugui heard his daughter-in-law's class, his face instantly turned even darker, and he felt that he couldn't hold it on his face, but all this was caused by Li Qian, so he rolled his eyes angrily and said
"Senior brother, you think everyone is the same as you, when you see the girl, your legs are so scared that you can't walk without supporting the wall, as the saying goes, the daughter-in-law who beats out, the noodles that are kneaded, the girl who dares to give me Wang Fugui a lesson, her mother is not pregnant yet!"
Zhu Hailong heard that the woman who educated him was not pregnant yet, he pursed his lips and thought that every time he apologized to someone, good words were like pouring beans, disgusting words, people can't stay in the house, this will clip a rotten broom, pretend to be a big-tailed wolf, anyway, bragging and not paying taxes, whatever you say, brother, I won't be fooled by you, in case that sentence is inappropriate, let your daughter-in-law hear it, how can we meet in the future, my senior brother is inevitably too unreliable!
Thinking of this, Zhu Hailong turned around and lay down on the bed, took a hard puff of his cigarette, and said with a happy smile
"Really? If the girl who dares to give you a lesson is not pregnant yet, then you kid will probably have to fight a bachelor in this life! ”
Li Qian heard the beaten daughter-in-law, kneaded the dough, her face was red with anger, and she roared extremely angrily
"The surname Wang! What else do you want to do? If you want to break up and I don't agree, you want me to die, and when you see that I don't want to have a shameless relationship with you, you want to beat me! Is this the ability! I'm ashamed of you for being such a wreck! ”
Wang Fugui heard the three words of wreckage, and almost didn't explode in anger, so he threw the mobile phone off and threw it on the coffee table, and said angrily
"He broke up with Brother Monkey! It's like who's afraid of you! All day long, I will break up and eat it as a steamed bun! It's as if Lao Tzu can't live without you! Don't forget! The earth turns when it leaves! Don't think that you are a white piglet that fell from the sky, and you think that you have become an immortal with long pig hair! But it doesn't matter if you have white hair! Still with long black hair! Even being plucked naked, that won't change your pig nature! ”
Zhu Hailong heard that this guy had broken up again, and said with a faint smile
"Dude, if I'm not mistaken, this should be your thousandth and first breakup! If the breakup is really successful this time, senior brother, I will use half a month's salary, please watch "One Thousand and One Nights"! If the broken mirror is reunited, then what do you say! ”
Wang Fugui heard Zhu Hailong say that it was the thousandth and first time to break up, and he wanted to say it directly, oops! Your surname Zhu is really worthy of the name, with a long fat head and big ears, especially after saying this, the more you look at your head, the more like a pig's head, I have only known Li Qian for more than a thousand days in total, is it possible that the two of us have not done anything since we met, and we just broke up, it seems that it is really a pig spitting out ivory, but if you say this, this kid is very likely to beat himself into a pig's head, but he must be cured of his own happiness, based on the pain of others, so his eyes rolled and stared straight and said
"Senior brother! You've probably heard the story of the wolf! As the saying goes, there are only three good things, and the two of us have broken up more than a thousand times! Since she regards my tolerance of her as my incompetence, then I will teach him how to behave today! Otherwise, you'll never know that buns are made of noodles! Let's watch "One Thousand and One Nights" now! I don't know if what you just said was a mouthful of spit and a nail, or if you are here to make me happy! ”
Zhu Hailong found that this kid was wearing a high hat for himself, and wondered if your kid was fascinated by your little ghost, the whole ghost, how to think about good things all day long, I earn so much money a month, I buy cigarettes and snacks, I can't even afford to see decent clothes, please watch a movie for your kid, basically a quarter of the salary is gone, how can you let me celebrate the New Year, I didn't wake up, and I can turn saliva into nails, there are only special machines, and people can never spit nails in their mouths, When he was about to bully this kid for a while, he didn't expect Wang Fugui's mobile phone to ring, only to see this kid pick up the phone and press it off, throw it directly on the bedside table, and say with round eyes
"Senior brother! If you say what you just said doesn't count, then I won't hear it and go to bed now! ”
(End of chapter)