Chapter 0452 Kiss the forehead and kiss the pig's head
When Wang Fugui heard that he could watch a movie, he hugged Zhu Hailong and kissed him fiercely on the forehead, smiling like a flower
"Oops! Big brother! You're closer than my own brother! I love you so much! Then let's hurry up and change our clothes and go, and we can go! Come with me! Let's go when it's dark! ”
Zhu Hailong wiped the saliva on his forehead angrily, glared fiercely, thinking about what good things he was thinking about all day long, and actually thought about my brother, I invited you to watch a movie, but this guy has not fooled this guy out of the room, so he said helplessly
"You kid don't think about women and go crazy! There is no distinction between men and women, as long as it is a person, you will hug your relatives! You shouldn't have any illnesses! Should I go out to the health center to disinfect it? I don't want to get some bad disease at a young age, and I won't even be able to find a daughter-in-law in the future! ”
Wang Fugui glared at him angrily, thinking that you are too narcissistic in the kid, and you can't be found in the crowd when you grow up like this, if it weren't for my brother and I kissing you today, I'm afraid no one would want to kiss you as a pig's head in this life, but single-handedly picking yourself is not this guy's opponent, the most important thing is to make this kid anxious, if you don't invite yourself to watch a movie, then your loss will be great, but you can't be scolded by this guy in vain, so he scratched his head and patted Zhu Hailong's shoulder and said
"Senior brother! I haven't seen you scold at noon, but it's really getting higher and higher! I kissed you and didn't dislike your salty smell, you fell here and began to bury me in a roundabout way! It's a bit unkind! Besides, it doesn't matter if my girlfriend is by my side or not, I still have a girlfriend, how can I be hungry, as long as it is a person, I will hug my kiss, isn't this an international joke? Since you misunderstood me, then I'll tell you the truth, I didn't kiss you because you were handsome! It's not because you're pretty, it's because I want to eat pork head! Now that you've finished calling my girlfriend, it's time to make good on your promise! Are you ready to repay your debts here! If that's the case, then I advise you to dispel this thought, otherwise instead of kissing your forehead, I will go out to buy wine, and it is time to chew and eat the pig's head meat and drink! Where to go, you can do it yourself! ”
When Zhu Hailong heard that he was going to buy wine and eat pig's head meat, he was obviously scolding himself in a roundabout way, but he couldn't find this guy to theorize, otherwise he would take the initiative to admit that he was a pig, but he was scolded by this kid beautifully, which was too cost-effective, so he glared fiercely, and grabbed Wang Fugui, who was entering the door, and said
"When the guy is talking, please open the door a little! Beware of flashing your tongue! Saying yes, go to the movies, what are you going to do when you go into the house now? ”
Wang Fugui instantly froze in place, thinking to himself where you kid are singing, you have to go to the city to watch a movie, what is the matter if you don't change your clothes and wear a red overalls, so he said extremely irritably
"Of course I'm going to change my clothes! Is it possible that I can still become a monk! No more nonsense! Come back with me quickly and change clothes, otherwise you won't be able to catch the last train to Yan'an! ”
Zhu Hailong found out that this kid was serious, and thought that he must not go in to change clothes, otherwise if he didn't go to Yan'an to watch a movie, this guy would have to eat himself alive, so he pulled him over and pretended to be angry
"Oops! Let's go to the movies, not on a blind date, why do you wear such a good outfit! Could it be that if you put on a riding coat, you will become a groom's official! I see that you kid didn't wake up directly! Isn't that a waste of time? Besides, you just said, if you grind again, I'm afraid you won't be able to catch the last train, and what are you grinding here! Come with me! ”
Wang Fugui is right to think about it, living like he is now, no one wants to take a second look at himself in the crowd, so no matter what clothes he wears, walking on the street will not attract the attention of others, if he wants to attract the attention of others, let passers-by take a look more, unless he walks in the crowd without wearing anything, but in that case, he is not far from entering the hospital, the most important thing is that others look at themselves more, look at themselves less, will they give themselves a penny more, or give themselves a penny less, but they take others too seriously, He just took himself too seriously, so he quickly took out a cigarette and lit it for Zhu Hailong
"Oops! The senior brother is the senior brother, and the speaking is level, and the little brother can't accept it! Dicks like us, walking on the street is not the same as air for passers-by! Then let's go! ”
Zhu Hailong breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that this kid didn't toss anymore, thinking that as long as you fool your kid out, then the rest of the things would be easy to do, so he patted him on the shoulder and said
"Oops! It seems that my slap just now was not in vain! It's finally dawning! It seems that I will have to knock you more in the future! ”
Wang Fugui waited for a while, thinking that for the sake of you inviting me to watch a movie, I won't worry about this slap for the time being today, and when I come back after watching the movie, I will return this slap to you sooner or later, don't believe it, let's see.
Zhu Hailong and Wang Fugui came to the door of the station, but they didn't expect one to turn to the left and the other to the right, and then the two of them stopped and said a word
"Why are you going?"
Zhu Hailong looked at Wang Fugui's extremely depressed appearance, and the more he looked at it, the more he wanted to laugh, but if he smiled now, it would be completely exposed, so he said stubbornly
"Look, isn't that nonsense you're asking? Watching a movie, of course! What are you doing? ”
Wang Fugui was asked, and instantly some monks with two high zhang were confused, because walking to the right, that is the way to the street of the town, walking to the left to come to the side of the road, and getting in the car to Yan'an, there is not even a movie theater in the town, is it difficult that he is ready to shoot for himself on the spot, so he said a little irritably
"Senior brother! You just don't have to toss anymore! It's really not early, and the road is full of ice, and if you grind for a while, you can't catch the last train! Are you really asking or not! I fell out of love today, and I'm in a bad mood and my heart is not good! Please, don't play such a joke on me, okay? In order to watch a movie, it would be too cost-effective to put my life on the line! ”
When Zhu Hailong was worried about not knowing how to answer this kid, he didn't expect him to say that the road was full of ice, and his eyes immediately lit up, and he took Wang Fugui's hand in the past, and walked in the direction of the street, while crying and laughing
"Look at you! Knowing that there is ice on the road, the shuttle bus has all stopped, you will run to the side of the road, where to wait for the last train! Do you want to watch a movie? Don't toss it on such a cold day, okay? If you want to watch a movie, follow me quickly, if you don't want to watch a movie, then you go back to sleep, and I'll watch it alone! It's like I'm begging you to watch a movie! ”
(End of chapter)