Cao Wei looked at Wang Fugui's extremely embarrassed expression, and couldn't wait to smoke his two big mouths, he couldn't afford to buy wine, so don't drink it, he couldn't help but find some boy urine to drink, and begged for wine to drink here, but now it's too late to say anything, and he has already said everything he should say and shouldn't say, so he rubbed his hands and said helplessly

"It's okay! Now it's free love, and breaking up is commonplace, this is already a normal phenomenon, if you can get married when you fall in love, then there won't be so many joys and sorrows! Besides, don't blame those who don't know, how can this matter be blamed on you, when I get married, I will tell you a month in advance, and you must come when the time comes, drink two glasses! You go in first! I still have something to do here, waiting for someone here! ”

Dong Huibao heard Wang Fugui's voice on the phone, and shouted this angrily

"Okay, you thief! You wait for Lao Tzu to see if I come out and eat you alive! ”

Then Dong Huibao pulled Wang Jinhua and ran towards the gate.

Wang Fugui heard that Cao Wei gave him the steps, and quickly got off the donkey, smiled extremely embarrassedly, didn't say a word, and walked to the disgraced dormitory.

Cao Wei saw that Wang Fugui was gone, picked up his mobile phone and took a look, and found that Dong Huibao's phone had hung up, smiled bitterly and shook his head, and said to himself

"Alas! It was originally a happy event, but I made myself a funeral, and what is it called to do it all day long! ”

Cao Wei squatted on the side of the road and was about to finish his eyes, thinking that his failed marriage and failed job add up to a failed life, what kind of face does a failed person have, let Dong Huibao and his family invite guests to dinner, but before he finished smoking, he felt as if his neck was about to be screwed off, so he grinned

"Who are you! I'm squatting on the side of the road, it's okay what are you doing twisting my neck! ”

Dong Huibao smiled evilly, then pinched Cao Wei's neck fiercely, and said extremely irritably

"I'm your uncle, who am I! Why did I go back for so many days, I don't even know my uncle! You didn't get in my way, you blocked a stone in my heart, and now my heart is panicked, uncle, I want to pinch your neck to smooth the air, is there any problem? ”

When Cao Wei heard Dong Huibao's voice, he didn't even reply at all, just said coldly

"Good! As long as you pinch my neck, if it can make you feel comfortable, then you can pinch my neck well, to prove that Uncle I haven't hurt you in vain over the years! ”

When Dong Huibao heard this, he angrily pushed Cao Wei's neck away, and said with round eyes

"You say how you kid thinks about good things all day long! You think I'm stupid! I'll massage your neck here, you kid is enjoying it beautifully, and then I'm going to lose it when it's over, I'm not panicked when I'm full, even if I'm full and panicked, I pinch Jinhua's legs, and it's my daughter-in-law who is comfortable, give you this white-eyed wolf to pinch your neck, I don't have any other benefits except for the more I pinch the more angry! What do you say I'm trying to do! ”

Wang Jinhua screwed Dong Huibao hard when she heard this, and pretended to be angry

"What nonsense are you talking here! If you dare to talk nonsense again, be careful and wait to find some five hundred and two, and stand on your mouth of two hundred and five! ”

Dong Huibao looked at Wang Jinhua's extremely distressed appearance, made a grimace, and said with a wicked smile

"Five! Zero! Two! Not only can you form five zero two and two five zero, but you can also form five two zero! May I ask what you just said, can I understand that you use 502 glue to glue my 205 mouth, which is all your 520 to me, symbolizing that my love is as sweet as lacquer and glue! ”

Wang Jinhua was said by Dong Huibao in a few words, her face was directly red like a fireball, if there was a candle on the top of her head, it would be a big red lantern, so she slapped this guy in the head, then stomped her foot, and said with her mouth high

"Dong thief! If you dare to talk nonsense again, I'll kick you into the ditch! Let you flow into the Yellow River and the sea with the snow, and you will never come back! People's hungry stomachs are growling, can you stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and eat! Why do you think you're so annoying! ”

Cao Wei heard Wang Jinhua say the annoying tone, Wang Cuihua's appearance, instantly flashed from his mind, so he slowly stood up, first charged Wang Jinhua smiled, then glared at Dong Huibao fiercely, and said a little angrily

"Oops! That's pretty much it! Look at the two of you dog food, even if I was a husky, it would have been a long time ago! Can you take into account the feeling of my single dog a little bit! And didn't I say you're a kid! Why can't you kid take care of people so much, such a good daughter-in-law doesn't know how to cherish it! When she runs away with someone hungry one day, you kid will cry without tears! Since Jinhua's hungry stomach is ringing, then I'll invite you two to eat silly fish! ”

Dong Huibao heard that Wang Fugui actually made fun of himself, so he said with a candle in his hand

"Wait a minute! How distressed I am for my own daughter-in-law, I know it in my own heart, I don't need you to teach me here! Let's not be in a hurry to eat first, you can explain to me first, wasn't it still in Yan'an just now? Why did you get here so quickly, did you fly here with wings! ”

Cao Wei looked at Dong Huibao's annoyed and angry appearance, first smiled faintly, then picked up the backpack, hugged his neck and said with a smile as he walked

"As soon as you hear this, you kid haven't seen the Three Kingdoms! If you haven't seen the Three Kingdoms, forget it, you won't even say Cao Cao Cao will arrive! Don't you know that I am a descendant of Cao Cao? Such a distance of dozens of kilometers, for me Cao, it is not a matter of a flick of a finger! Let's go! Be careful that Jinhua is hungry and confused, when you buy five and two, you accidentally buy it into three seconds of glue, then your kid is not like honey like glue, but directly Cheng Shuai is only three seconds! And never to talk, let alone eat! It's a one-and-done thing! Look how good your golden flower is to you! ”

Wang Jinhua heard that Cao Wei was making fun of himself, and wanted to ask if there was an indecent brother-in-law like him, but the word brother-in-law had already come to his mouth, and he swallowed it alive, pursed his lips and said a little angrily

"Oops! Dong Huibao, you two talk, then talk well, what are you doing with me all the time! In that case, I'll go back, and you two go to dinner! ”

Dong Hui rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that it was obviously Cao Wei, this kid, was talking nonsense here, what do you care about me, but after thinking about it again, Wang Jinhua is a woman after all, and if she is wronged, she will not be angry with herself, so she pinched Cao Wei's neck and immediately asked

"Hurry up and be honest! Why do you want to lie to me that I am still in Yan'an, what do you mean, please think about it well, otherwise you will blame me for being unkind to you! ”

(End of chapter)